Book Review: Somewhere Beyond the Sea by TJ Klune

Title: Somewhere Beyond the Sea
Series: Cerulean Chronicles, #2
Author: TJ Klune
Publisher: Tor Books
Publication date: September 10, 2024
Length: 416 pages
Genre: Fantasy
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Somewhere Beyond the Sea is the hugely anticipated sequel to TJ Klune’s The House in the Cerulean Sea, one of the best-loved and best-selling fantasy novels of the past decade.

A magical house. A secret past. A summons that could change everything.

Arthur Parnassus lives a good life built on the ashes of a bad one.

He’s the master of a strange orphanage on a distant and peculiar island, and he hopes to soon be the adoptive father to the six dangerous and magical children who live there.

Arthur works hard and loves with his whole heart so none of the children ever feel the neglect and pain that he once felt as an orphan on that very same island so long ago. He is not alone: joining him is the love of his life, Linus Baker, a former caseworker in the Department In Charge of Magical Youth. And there’s the island’s sprite, Zoe Chapelwhite, and her girlfriend, Mayor Helen Webb. Together, they will do anything to protect the children.

But when Arthur is summoned to make a public statement about his dark past, he finds himself at the helm of a fight for the future that his family, and all magical people, deserve.

And when a new magical child hopes to join them on their island home—one who finds power in calling himself monster, a name that Arthur worked so hard to protect his children from—Arthur knows they’re at a breaking point: their family will either grow stronger than ever or fall apart.

Welcome back to Marsyas Island. This is Arthur’s story.

I absolutely loved The House in the Cerulean Sea, and I’m happy to report that the newly released follow-up book, Somewhere Beyond the Sea, is just as lovely and wonderful as the first book.

In The House in the Cerulean Sea, Linus Baker is the main character — a caseworker with the Department in Charge of Magical Youth (DICOMY) who is sent to evaluate the Marsyas Island orphanage, run by the kindly Arthur Parnassus.

Somewhere Beyond the Sea is Arthur’s story, showing his past as well as his continuing story after the events of the first book. As we pick up from where we left off, Arthur and Linus are in love, and are happily providing a warm, safe home for the magical children in their care. But outside forces are aligned against them and seem poised to rip apart everything they’ve built.

Once again, we get to spend time with the wonderful children of Marsyas, who are joined by a new addition, a yeti named David. David is funny, dramatic, and enjoys scaring people (just for fun — he doesn’t have a mean bone in his body) — yet he’s also sensitive, and cries ice cubes when he’s upset.

The child at the center of much of the action, and whose mere existence sends DICOMY into a tizzy, is Lucy… short for Lucifer. Lucy is the Antichrist… but he’s also a seven-year-old child who loves old-timey music and needs comforting when his nightmares strike.

Lucy also gets some of the funniest lines in the book:

“Are we going to sleep in the forest?” Lucy asked, tugging on his pant leg. “I’ve always wanted to see if there were night monsters. I bet they’re big with fangs and claws and filled with rage that only subsides when sucking out the marrow from the bones of unsuspecting—”

“There will be no marrow sucking,” Linus said sternly.

Lucy hung his head, shoulders slumped. “Yet another thing we can’t do with bones. What’s the point of even having bones if we don’t get to play with them?”

“Anarchy!” Lucy shrieked, eyes burning red. “Chaos! Buffets with a never-ending supply of macaroni and cheese! Hellfire!”

The evil representative of DICOMY who arrives at Marsyas to inspect the home and the children is absolutely awful, and is startlingly reminiscent of Dolores Umbridge, which I can only assume is entirely deliberate on the part of the author. (Read his afterward to understand his thoughts on J. K. Rowling).

The lesson proceeded with minimal interruption, usually from Miss Marblemaw coughing pointedly or clearing her throat when Linus or the children said something that she obviously did not approve of. Linus attempted to ignore her, but the longer the lesson went on—going from the wide and mysterious world of mathematics to history—the more Miss Marblemaw made a nuisance of herself, muttering under her breath as she scribbled on her clipboard.

TJ Klune’s writing is, once again, imaginative and funny and heartwarmingly sweet. The characters shine with warmth and humor, and the relationship between Linus and Arthur is romantic and loving and oh-so-perfect.

The ultimate showdown between the forces who want to shut down Marsyas and control the children and all magic, versus Arthur, Linus, and the people of Marsyas village, is a wonder. It’s pure delight to see the townspeople rally around the magical children and declare them a part of their community. Somewhere Beyond the Sea shows found family at its best.

Somewhere Beyond the Sea is a lovely, cozy read, with both surface-level entertainment and deeper emotional impact. If you loved The House in the Cerulean Sea (didn’t we all?), Somewhere Beyond the Sea is a must-read.

Book Review: Extinction by Douglas Preston

Title: Extinction
Author: Douglas Preston
Publisher: Forge books
Publication date: April 23, 2024
Length: 370 pages
Genre: Science fiction / thriller
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Erebus Resort, occupying a magnificent, hundred-thousand–acre valley deep in the Colorado Rockies, offers guests the experience of viewing woolly mammoths, Irish Elk, and giant ground sloths in their native habitat, brought back from extinction through the magic of genetic manipulation. When a billionaire’s son and his new wife are kidnapped and murdered in the Erebus back country by what is assumed to be a gang of eco-terrorists, Colorado Bureau of Investigation Agent Frances Cash partners with county sheriff James Colcord to track down the perpetrators. As killings mount and the valley is evacuated, Cash and Colcord must confront an ancient, intelligent, and malevolent presence at Erebus, bent not on resurrection but on extinction.

A secret luxury resort where the ultra-rich can walk among “de-extincted” creatures from the Pleistocene era. What could possibly go wrong?

This is no Jurassic Park, as the Erebus head of security informs newly arrived visitors to the resort. But that doesn’t mean that the expected series of disasters don’t result from the ill-advised combination of advanced science and hubris.

As Extinction opens, a newlywed couple is enjoying a camping trip through the backcountry of the Erebus Resort. Their elation at seeing woolly mammoths roaming free is cut short by a brutal attack. When the couple are determined to have been either kidnapped or murdered, the Colorado Bureau of Investigation sends in Frankie Cash, newly appointed agent in charge, accompanied by local sheriff James Colcord.

As Cash and Colcord investigate the grisly crime scene, inexplicable evidence begins to pile up. Their investigation widens to include the Erebus security team, its billionaire CEO, and the high-tech labs hidden in converted mines in the mountains. The resort and labs are supposed to be impenetrable, completely safe, and completely controlled — but as more attacks follow, it’s clear that something deadly and relentless has also taken up residence at the resort, and it’s coming for them all.

Extinction is a taut, tension-filled thriller that starts off with high action and never lets up. The science is definitely something like Jurassic Park dialed up to eleven. Sure, Erebus has only “de-extincted” herbivorous creatures with genes linked to aggression carefully edited out, but something bent on bloody, vicious murder is out there. As we know from countless sci-fi movies and books, when humans figure out how to do something, they’re going to do it… even if it’s clear to most rational people that the outcome will be terrible.

Crime thrillers are not usually my jam, but I enjoyed this one a lot — I started it at the beginning of a flight, and by the time we landed, I’d read about 90%. Unputdownable, to say the least! The author’s decision to have local law enforcement investigating an unimaginable scientific disaster is a masterful choice. The main characters feel relatable — they’re ordinary people thrust into an insane situation, applying investigative techniques and approaches to a crime scene that contains layers upon layers of secrets, lies, and threats. Ultimately, Cash and Colcord find themselves fighting for their lives in a nightmarish hellscape… and the adrenaline-fueled, breathless sense of danger and terror just never lets up.

Sure, I question some of the science, and a few elements regarding timelines, how events unfolded, and motivations left me scratching my head. But I can put these small quibbles aside. Overall, Extinction is a terrific, engrossing read, and I could not look away once I started.

Be warned, though: There’s quite a bit of blood and violence throughout the book, and parts are downright terrifying. This book will leave you on edge, frightened, and possibly prone to nightmares!

Extinction is not a book I’d likely have picked up on my own. I was intrigued after reading a review by a favorite author, Dana Stabenow, and knew I needed to know more! I’m so glad I gave it a try. What a crazy ride!

Book Review: The Underground Library by Jennifer Ryan

Title: The Underground Library
Author: Jennifer Ryan
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Publication date: March 12, 2024
Print length: 368 pages
Genre: Historical fiction
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

When the Blitz imperils the heart of a London neighborhood, three young women must use their fighting spirit to save the community’s beloved library in this heartwarming novel from the author of The Chilbury Ladies’ Choir

When new deputy librarian, Juliet Lansdown, finds that Bethnal Green Library isn’t the bustling hub she’s expecting, she becomes determined to breathe life back into it. But can she show the men in charge that a woman is up to the task of running it, especially when a confrontation with her past threatens to derail her?

Katie Upwood is thrilled to be working at the library, although she’s only there until she heads off to university in the fall. But after the death of her beau on the front line and amid tumultuous family strife, she finds herself harboring a life-changing secret with no one to turn to for help.

Sofie Baumann, a young Jewish refugee, came to London on a domestic service visa only to find herself working as a maid for a man who treats her abominably. She escapes to the library every chance she can, finding friendship in the literary community and aid in finding her sister, who is still trying to flee occupied Europe.

When a slew of bombs destroy the library, Juliet relocates the stacks to the local Underground station where the city’s residents shelter nightly, determined to lend out stories that will keep spirits up. But tragedy after tragedy threatens to unmoor the women and sever the ties of their community. Will Juliet, Kate, and Sofie be able to overcome their own troubles to save the library? Or will the beating heart of their neighborhood be lost forever?

The Underground Library is the newest book by talented historical fiction author Jennifer Ryan, showing the strengths and struggles of women on the homefront during World War II.

Three main characters are our points of focus, each with a memorable story of her own. Through these characters and their friends and connections, a sense of a strong, resilient community is beautifully presented.

The lead characters, Juliet, Katie, and Sofie, each end up at the Bethnal Green library in London by different paths. Juliet leaves her small town, where she lives with uncaring parents, after her fiancé disappears during battle and is believed to be a deserter. Juliet needs both a fresh start and a chance to make something of herself, and is delighted to land a role as deputy librarian — a role available to a woman only because qualified men are scarce during wartime.

Katie, a Bethnal Green local, works at the library temporarily as she prepares to leave for university, eager to pursue her education and escape the pressures of her social-climbing father and a mother who only cares about reputation and what the neighbors think. When Katie receives word that her boyfriend is missing and presume dead, her world falls apart in more ways than one.

Sofie is a Jewish resident of Berlin whose family urges her to leave while she still can, and secures her a British visa conditional on domestic employment — something Sofie has never done before, having been raised in a well-off family with domestic help of their own. She’s reluctant to leave her family, but is finally convinced of the necessity of doing so. After a hair-raising and dangerous trip, she arrives in London. There, she finds safety from the Nazi terrors of Germany, but at a price: Her employer is cruel, demanding, and abusive, and she lives in constant fear for the family she left behind. When she happens to stop by the library while on an errand for her employer, a new world opens to her, as she’s welcomed and encouraged to keep coming back.

As the women meet and come together, new opportunities for community emerge. The head librarian is stuffy and bound by tradition, wanting to keep the library a quiet, dignified space for the privileged, but Juliet is determined to infuse new life into it, planning book discussions and activities during the hours when her boss is away.

When air raids begin, the people of Bethnal Green eventually begin using the underground station as a shelter, and it becomes a place of refuge, where night after night, people sleep, share stories, seek medical care, and find a place of relative safety while bombs are dropped overhead. When the library itself is hit in an air raid, the head librarian wants to shut it down, but Juliet has another idea: With the help of her trusted group of friends and the women who form the inner circle of her reading groups, she relocates as many books and resources as possible down into the shelter, and the underground library is born.

The Underground Library is a wonderful portrayal of women’s strength and the glory of friendship, as well as the absolutely awesome power of books to bring people together, provide an escape from the harsh realities of daily life, and offer inspiration and hope. It’s also a realistic depiction of life during wartime, showing the struggles of people on the homefront to feed and clothe their families, find medical care, and find safety from nightly dangers — all while worrying about loved ones serving on the front and mourning terrible losses.

Juliet, Katie, and Sofie each have their own struggles and heartbreaks, and each is given ample space to grow as characters and face their challenges. Each of their storylines is well developed and affecting. In some books with multiple main characters, there’s often one who outshines the others, but here, all three are interesting and provoke sympathy and emotional connection.

In addition to the main characters, it’s fascinating to see how their friends and associates find their own paths forward and take on new and different roles through their involvement with the Underground Library. By the end of the book — which includes plenty of tears but is ultimately uplifting — we see how friends can become family, how families can rebuild, and how people who’ve suffered loss can find reasons to keep going.

The Underground Library has a gentle tone, even when frightening events are happening around the characters. The focus is on the people — this is less a story about war and more a story about how people impacted by war find hope and strength in unexpected ways. I came to care deeply about the characters and their lives, and felt thoroughly immersed in the book as a whole. In fact, my only complaint is that there are some secondary characters I wish we’d gotten to see more of — I felt like there were even more stories to be told about the people who made up the Bethnal Green community.

The Underground Library is Jennifer Ryan’s 5th novel, and I’ve enjoyed each and every one. She has a talent for showing the ordinary people affected by historical events, and especially, the importance of community during times of great struggles.

Audiobook Review: Close Knit by Jenny Colgan

Title: Close Knit
Author: Jenny Colgan
Narrator: Eilidh Beaton
Publisher: Avon
Publication date: August 6, 2024
Print length: 318 pages
Audio length: 10 hours, 31 minutes
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Purchased (audiobook); E-book ARC from the publisher/NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Follow Gertie MacIntyre from knitting circle to air stewardess in this glorious and romantic summer novel set in Scotland’s windswept Northern isles, by beloved New York Times bestselling author Jenny Colgan.

In the northernmost reaches of Scotland, where a string of little islands in the North Sea stretches towards Norway, lives Gertie MacIntyre, a proud island girl by birth. Her social circle is small but tight: family and friends, particularly the women in her knitting circle. In the whitewashed cottages of their hometown, everyone knows everyone, and the ladies of the knitting circle know more than most. In a place of long dark winters and geographic isolation, the knitting circle is a precious source of gossip, home, laughter, and comfort for them all. And while she knits, Gertie’s busily plotting what to do with the rest of her life.

When Gertie develops a crush on Callum Frost, who owns the local airline, she dares herself to take a job as an air stewardess on the little plane that serves the local islands. Terrifying at first, the sixteen-seat puddle jumper also offers the first taste of real freedom she’s ever known. Will Gertie’s future lie in the skies? Or will she need to go further afield to find the adventure she craves?

Yet another gem from Jenny Colgan! Her books are opportunities to be swept away to beautiful places and experience lovely communities — but also, to laugh, to be amused, and to see people doing both amazing and silly things.

(Quick note: The synopsis — above — found on Goodreads, NetGalley, Amazon and elsewhere gets the main character’s name wrong! Her name is Gertie Mooney, and she ends up working for MacIntyre Air. Moving on…)

Close Knit takes place in the small town of Carso, located “in the very North of Scotland” on the sea. From Carso, across the water, is a chain of small islands, accessible only by ferry or by air — and MacIntyre Air’s small planes are the primary way the locals and tourists get there, taking off from the tiny airport (really, more like a tin shed) and flown by Morag, her grandfather, or another long-time pilot.

Gertie, born and raised in Carso, lives with her mother and grandmother, and has never flown in an airplane or ventured away from her small community. Her life revolves around her job at the supermarket and knitting — her tiny home is stuffed to the brim with wool and knitwear, and every day, the KCs — the women of the Knitting Circle — come to the Mooney home to knit and gossip, and to tell Gertie what to do with her life.

Gertie is sweet and very shy, and finds comfort in constant daydreaming (and knitting). She dreams of romance, but after one daring attempt to woo an older boy in school (which did not end well), she rarely steps out of her safe routines.

When two girls she remembers from her school days end up in her store, she feels her own sense of inadequacy pop up — they were two years older, and seemed impossibly cool at the time. She doubts they’d even remember her now, but after seeing Gertie kindly take charge of a potentially awkward situation in the store, they make an unexpected offer. The two women are Morag, the pilot, and Nelitha, her very pregnant best friend who works as the airline’s ground crew. They need someone to take over for Nelitha as she starts her maternity leave… and although Gertie has no flight or airline experience, she clearly has a knack for dealing with customers.

The fact that Gertie has recently developed a crush on the man whose larger airline acquired MacIntyre Air is an added enticement — maybe she’ll get to see him regularly, and she can give him some beautiful handmade knitwear, and he’ll realize that this local girl is really the woman of his dreams! Ready to make a change in her life, Gertie accepts the job, as well as the offer of becoming Morag’s roommate… and her entire life changes.

Close Knit is not just Gertie’s story. Through Gertie, we meet a cast of characters that includes the town’s schoolchildren, the women of the KCs, musicians and teachers, airline crew, and a variety of other locals. Morag — introduced in the author’s previous book, The Summer Skies — gets her own chapters, and Gertie’s one-time crush/local schoolteacher Struan is also important to the overall story.

The town, the land and seascapes, and the islands are lovingly drawn, with descriptions so gorgeous that a reader will have a hard time refraining from immediately googling Carso and how to get there. (Sadly, it’s fictional). It’s not just the physical setting that’s wonderful — Jenny Colgan excels at creating a full community, with its quirky characters and habits, idle gossip and town lore, even its best places for coffee, ice cream, or chips. A section of the book set at the town’s cèilidh (dance) is delightfully engaging — and made me want to immediately head out and learn to dance Strip the Willow and The Gay Gordons.

In terms of The Summer Skies, in which Morag is the main character, I’d say Close Knit is more of a companion novel than a sequel. Timewise, it’s set after the events of The Summer Skies, but Close Knit can certainly be read as a stand-alone. The two novels together paint a picture of life in Carso. There’s a continuation of Morag’s story, but a reader picking up Close Knit can very comfortably follow the entire story and never feel lost, even without reading the previous book.

Lest you think that Close Knit is all just lovely people in a lovely place doing lovely things (okay, it is that, but there’s more!), the later part of the book centers around a dangerous situation that requires Morag and Gertie to get involved in a rescue operation. The tension is high and the action is compelling — and it’s an opportunity for the characters to shine, each in their own way. It’s an effective mix of great storytelling and showing the heart and inner strength of the characters, and makes for a completely absorbing reading/listening experience.

Some words on the audiobook itself: Once again, Eilidh Beaton is the narrator, and she is a marvel. She narrates several of Jenny Colgan’s books, and excels at voicing the variety of characters, from sweet Gertie to hesitant children to the suave-but-shallow airline owner, and really, each of the townspeople, older, younger, gruff, or kind. Each is quite distinctive and easily identifiable — and for this American listener, the Scottish accents are delightful to hear.

While Close Knit might be shelved by some readers as a romance, I’d categorize it as contemporary fiction that includes a romantic subplot. Yes, there is a love story in Close Knit, but it’s such a slowly building element of the story that it’s just one piece of the whole. Gertie’s growth and development is the main story here — over the course of the book, she learns to take chances, stop living only in her dreams, and create a new and meaningful life for herself. (As an introvert, I loved seeing such a shy, dreamy girl get a chance to shine!)

Gertie is a wonderful main character, and the town of Carso is a community I hope Jenny Colgan continues to explore in future books. Close Knit is a cozy, sweet, utterly enjoyable book, but that’s really no surprise. This author’s books have become can’t-miss reading experiences for me, and as always, I’ll be waiting for whatever she writes next!

Book Review: The Wedding People by Alison Espach

Title: The Wedding People
Author: Alison Espach
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co.
Publication date: July 30, 2024
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

A propulsive and uncommonly wise novel about one unexpected wedding guest and the surprising people who help us start anew.

It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She’s immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamt of coming for years―she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him. Meanwhile, the bride has accounted for every detail and every possible disaster the weekend might yield except for, well, Phoebe―which makes it that much more surprising when the women can’t stop confiding in each other.

In turns uproariously, absurdly funny and devastatingly tender, Alison Espach’s The Wedding People is a look at the winding paths we can take to places we never imagined―and the chance encounters it sometimes takes to reroute us.

When Phoebe arrives at the Cornwall Inn, she’s literally at the end of the line. She’d dreamed of coming to this elegant Newport inn with her husband, except now he’s her ex, her dreams of starting a family ended with unsuccessful IVF rounds and a terrible miscarriage, and her work life — she’s an adjunct professor of literature who can’t seem to finish the books she’s been writing for far too many years — is stagnant and unfulfilling. After the devastation of her husband’s betrayal, the only bright spot remaining to Phoebe was her beloved cat — but finding him dead one day removed the last ray of light in her life. And so, Phoebe has come to this fancy inn for a final night of luxury before taking pills and slipping away.

Except life seems to have other plans for her. Upon arrival, Phoebe finds the Cornwall stuffed full of “wedding people” — she’s the only guest in the entire place not connected with the over-the-top, super-expensive, weeklong wedding extravaganza.

They laugh and then trade war stories of their terrible flights here and Phoebe does her best to ignore them, to keep her eyes focused on the magnificence of the lobby. But it’s hard. Wedding people are much louder than regular people

Mistaken for a wedding guest by the bride, Lila, Phoebe ends up on the receiving end of Lila’s gifts and confidences.

The bride steps out of the elevator and into the lobby wearing a glittering sash that says BRIDE so there is no confusion. Not that there could be any confusion. She is clearly the bride; she walks like the bride and smiles like the bride and twirls bride-ishly when she approaches High Bun and Neck Pillow in line, because the bride gets to do things like this for two or three days. She is a momentary celebrity, the reason everybody has paid thousands of dollars to come here.

Lila is self-centered and outspoken, and when she learns the truth about Phoebe’s reason for coming to the Cornwall, she’s aghast — a suicide will ruin her wedding!

Phoebe realizes that she does not truly want to end her life, and instead begins to reengage. Finding herself pulled into the wedding people’s stories and intrigues, she becomes an active part of the events, the planning, and the secrets and woes of the various people involved. Through Phoebe, we also learn much more about Lila and her family, as well as about the groom, Gary, whose story is sad and sympathetic, and his preteen daughter, who is not at all a fan of his young bride.

I initially found The Wedding People slow and not entirely interesting, but once Phoebe starts interacting with Lila and the “wedding people”, it becomes much more compelling. This is not an action-driven story by any means — instead, through the events of each day leading up to the wedding itself, we get to know the various characters, their feelings and movitations, and get a deeper understanding of how loneliness, loss, and family complications can lead people down paths they didn’t expect to follow.

Naturally, The Wedding People is also a send-up of wedding culture and the wedding industry, where the bride is always right, the wedding must be spectacular, and every detail — from napkins to chairs to the shoes of the wedding party — much be exactly right. The bachelorette party activities are so ridiculous that they’re both funny and pathetic, and each attempt of the bride’s to create a uniquely fabulous pre-wedding event is a testament to how out-of-control the focus on having a perfect wedding has become.

She can’t destroy a wedding. This wedding is too big to fail. This wedding is like the revolution of the earth. It’s going to happen whether Phoebe says anything or not.

The Wedding People is also unexpectedly touching. I found myself moved by Phoebe’s story, the emotional suffering she’s been through with the collapse of her marriage and the end of her dreams of starting a family with her husband. Because we understand so deeply what brought her to the low point where we first meet her, it’s quite lovely to see her find a new sense of self and purpose as the week goes on.

She wonders if her feelings for [spoiler] could be a new form of love, one she’s never known before: love without expectation. Love that you are just happy enough to feel. Love that you don’t try to own like a painting. But she doesn’t know if that is a real thing. She hopes it is.

Needless to say, the overarching concept of the book is funny in itself: Can you imagine being stuck at a fancy inn overrun by wedding people? It really does sound dreadful.

The Wedding People has many lighter, humorous moments, but overall, it’s an affecting story of loss, connection, endings, and beginnings. Highly engaging and readable — highly recommended.

Book Review: Magical Meet Cute by Jean Meltzer

Title: Magical Meet Cute
Author: Jean Meltzer
Publisher: Mira
Publication date: August 27, 2024
Length: 400 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Is he the real deal…or did she truly summon a golem?

Faye Kaplan used to be engaged. She also used to have a successful legal practice. But she much prefers her new life as a potter in Woodstock, New York. The only thing missing is the perfect guy.

Not that she needs one. She’s definitely happy alone.

That is, until she finds her town papered with anti-Semitic flyers after yet another failed singles event at the synagogue. Desperate for comfort, Faye drunkenly turns to the only thing guaranteed to soothe her—pottery. A golem protector is just what her town needs…and adding all the little details to make him her ideal man can’t hurt, right?

When a seriously hot stranger mysteriously turns up the next day, Greg seems too good to be true—if you ignore the fact that Faye hit him with her bike. And that he subsequently lost his memory…

But otherwise, the man checks Every. Single. Box. Causing Faye to wonder if Greg’s sudden and spicy appearance might be anything but a coincidence.

In this Jewish-themed romance, Faye Kaplan enjoys her life in the close-knit community of Woodstock, New York. After her fiance dumped her several years earlier, she sold her Manhattan legal practice, moved to a quiet town, and rediscovered her love of ceramics and creating.

A self-described “Jewitch”, she also discovered Jewish magical rituals, which she imbues with her own sense of creativity and spirituality. She’s still hurt and lonely after her break-up, and carries deeper pain stemming from growing up with an abusive mother, who eventually injured her in such a way that her dreams of pursuing her artwork professionally were shattered. Mostly, though, Faye is happy with her circle of close friends and a supportive community.

Her sense of safety is shattered when anti-Semitic flyers appear in town. Suddenly, Faye feels targeted, even in her own home. After a night of self-soothing via wine and magical rituals, she’s ready to reengage with the town’s rally against hate — and then hits a stranger with her bike, landing him in the hospital.

The stranger is tall, muscular, gorgeous, and red-haired, and due to the accident, has a head injury and amnesia. His speech functions are impaired, and he doesn’t know who he is, nor does he have any ID on him. As the hospital prepares to send him to a shelter upon discharge, Faye feels it’s her responsibility to take care of the man she injured, and against the advice of everyone who cares for her, she decided to bring him back to her home until he recovers.

Somewhat randomly, he chooses the name Greg, and as he regains his powers of speech, he and Faye get to know one another. He seems to be the perfect man — he helps her with anything she needs, he plays Scrabble with her, he reads her books, he likes her temperamental dog. But as Faye realizes just how perfectly he matches everything she might want in a man, she thinks back to that wine-soaked night of magic… and wonders if Greg is actually real, or whether she accidentally created a golem, a mythical protector of Jewish legend, called forth to protect the Jewish community in times of need.

As the plot moves forward, we see a growing connection between Faye and Greg, increasing threats from the anti-Semitic element hidden within the town, and Faye’s confusion about who (or what) Greg really is. There’s a lot to like about this quirky romance, but I think the author is trying to do too much, and Faye’s belief that Greg is truly a golem strains all credulity.

The sense of community in Magical Meet Cute is lovely. It’s easy to see why this town has become a refuge and a place of safety for Faye, a woman not truly recovered from childhood trauma and heartbreak. I enjoyed seeing her close friends and the way the people of the town come together in a crisis.

The storyline about anti-Semitism has the potential to be powerful, but shoe-horned into a romance, it feels a bit discordant, especially once Greg decides that the best way to protect Faye is to infiltrate the local cell of anti-Semites and figure out who’s responsible for their threats and violence. Greg’s investigatory scenes are tonally a mismatch for the rest of the book, where the romantic and mystical elements are emphasized.

Faye’s belief that Greg is not a real person, but is in fact a golem… well, it’s just so out-there that I couldn’t help engaging in some heavy-duty eye-rolling. There’s a scene of Faye trying to banish the golem that’s perhaps intended to be funny… but just made me cringe. Hard.

This is now the 3rd book I’ve read by Jean Meltzer, and while all three have been enjoyable in many ways, I’ve realized that the author’s approach to humor just isn’t a good match for me. In each of the books, there are scenes that are clearly meant to be funny, usually involving some slapstick or physical comedy, but they fall flat and feel embarrassing, not silly or cute.

The writing itself is also a mixed bag. It feels to me that the author is trying too hard to incorporate Jewish bits. It’s nice to have the cultural flavor, but there are times in Magical Meet Cute where it’s over the top and doesn’t make sense. For example:

Goddess give her strength. The man was built like a challah.

What does that even mean? Are his muscles braided? Because that sounds like it would hurt.

I did like a lot about Magical Meet Cute, but as with some of the author’s other books, the balance between light and serious seems off. Anti-Semitism and childhood abuse that results in a permanent disability are heavy subjects… and mixing them into a story where (among other things) an octogenarian delights in showing off her stun gun, someone uses kosher salami as a weapon, and there’s a running gag about Faye’s dog leaving… um… surprises on the floor makes this feel as though the author couldn’t quite decide what story she was trying to tell.

It pains me to not be able to rave about this book (and the others I’ve read by Jean Meltzer), as I love the idea of incorporating Jewish elements in a romance novel, and want to support writers who create strong Jewish women as central characters. Something about the writing style and approach makes Magical Meet Cute a mixed experience for me, and at this point, I’m on the fence about reading future books by this author.

Book Review: Pardon My Frenchie by Farrah Rochon

Title: Pardon My Frenchie
Author: Farrah Rochon
Publisher: Forever
Publication date: June 4, 2024
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley; audiobook via Boundless download (library loan)
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

The New York Times  bestselling author of  Almost There  delivers the start of a new rom-com series with an enemies-to-lovers romance, perfect for readers of Abby Jimenez and Jasmine Guillory.

Ashanti Wright is ecstatic over the success of her dog boarding business, Barkingham Palace. In fact, it has become so successful that Ashanti has plans to expand her empire with a doggie bake shop. There’s just one problem, the building she’s had her eye on has just been sold to the surly grandson of one of her favorite customers. 

Thaddeus Sims is not a dog person. He’s barely a person’s person. But when his grandmother is transferred to a senior living facility that doesn’t accept pets, the former army officer agrees to care for her annoying Standard Poodle, Puddin’. After all, it was with his grandmother’s help that Thad was able to buy the building that will soon house The PX, a sports bar/all-around hangout space for former servicemen that he plans to open.

Puddin’ and Ashanti’s French Bulldog, Duchess, have become a bit of a sensation on Barkingham Palace’s livestream because of their budding romance. When a video of the dogs sharing a doggy treat Lady and the Tramp-style goes viral, their owners are sucked into a media frenzy that captures the nation by storm…and creates some sparks for their owners too.

After loving Farrah Rochon’s The Boyfriend Project trilogy, I was really excited to see that she has a new contemporary romance series kicking off. The fact that it features adorable doggos and a business called Barkingham Palace is icing on the cake!

In Pardon My Frenchie (yes, that title is totally adorable), Ashanti Wright is a small business owner who works nonstop to keep her doggy day care going while also raising her twin teen-aged younger sisters. Ashanti’s business, Barkingham Palace, is very successful, but their small space means growth is limited. Meanwhile, Ashanti’s side business, home-baked doggy treats called Duchess Delights, is ready to take off — but there’s only so many treats she can produce in her home kitchen. Between that, and keeping an eye on her sisters’ school attendance, she more than has her hands full.

Ashanti’s dream is to buy a house she’s had an eye on, with a great location and room for her to expand both the day care and the baking — but she misses the opportunity when the grandson of one of her favorite customers arrives in New Orleans and buys it before she can even get an offer in. Thad is caring for his grandmother’s poodle Puddin’ and is skeptical of dogs in general and Ashanti’s business in particular, and the fact that she calls him out for buying “her” house doesn’t help them get off on the right foot.

However… Puddin’ and Ashanti’s French bulldog Duchess are in doggy love, and they’re a viral sensation thanks to getting caught in a super cute moment on the doggy cam. Puddin’ and Duchess’s wild popularity can be a huge boost to both Thad and Ashanti’s businesses, if they can get past their initial disagreements and work together. Of course, their immediate sense of attraction doesn’t hurt one bit.

Ashanti and Thad have great chemistry (just like Duchess and Puddin’), and despite complications, there’s no doubt that they’ll end up together — but it’s really sweet and enjoyable to watch them get there.

Farrah Rochon once again creates a compelling romance where the love story is just one piece of the greater story. Both Ashanti and Thad have really interesting businesses and backstories, and their family histories are well-developed too. They’re also surrounded by friends, coworkers, and family, providing them with much more in their lives beyond the will-they-won’t-they romantic entanglement.

I enjoyed Ashanti and Thad very much as people on their own, and appreciated each of them having a strong sense of commitment to their responsibilities, to the communities they serve, and to their families. Ashanti’s doggy business is adorable of course, and it’s really fun to see the ups and down of a day in the life of Barkingham Palace.

The book synopsis describes Pardon My Frenchie as the start of a new series, and while I don’t see anything online yet about a next book, I can imagine that Ashanti’s two best friends are likely to be the main characters in upcoming books, and I’ll be there to read them!

Pardon My Frenchie has terrific human interest elements, in addition to very cute dogs, and is sure to please readers who love a bit of canine fun mixed in with their romance.

A note on my reading experience: Although I had an e-ARC of the book, I ended up waiting for the audiobook to become available through the library, and really liked it. The dual narrators provide chapters from both Ashanti and Thad’s points-of-view, and give them each very warm, evocative voices. Highly recommended.

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Book Review: My Vampire Plus-One by Jenna Levine

Title: My Vampire Plus-One
Author: Jenna Levine
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: September 17, 2024
Length: 400 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance/fantasy
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Nothing sucks more than fake dating a vampire in this paranormal romantic comedy from the USA Today bestselling author of My Roommate Is a Vampire.

Amelia Collins is by definition successful. She would even go so far as to say successfully single. But not according to her family, and she’s tired of the constant questions about her nonexistent dating life. When an invitation to yet another family wedding arrives, she decides to get everyone off her back once and for all by finding someone–anyone–to pose as her date.

After a chance encounter with Reginald Cleaves, Amelia decides he’s perfect for her purposes. He’s a bit strange, but that’s fine; it’ll discourage tough questions from her family. (And it certainly doesn’t hurt that he’s very handsome.) For centuries-old vampire Reggie, posing as her plus-one sounds like the ultimate fun. And if it helps his ruse of pretending to be human, so much the better.

As Amelia and Reggie practice their fauxmance, it becomes clear that Reggie is as loyal to her as the day is long, and that Amelia’s first impressions could not have been more wrong. Suddenly, being in a real relationship with Reggie sounds pretty fang-tastic.

My Vampire Plus-One is the follow-up to last year’s My Roommate Is A Vampire — and if anything, it’s even cuter and sillier than the first book.

In My Vampire Plus-One, Amelia is a successful, hardworking accountant, whose large family seems to constantly have weddings — at which Amelia is on the nonstop receiving end of questions about why she’s single. She’d love to ditch the next wedding, but her parents would be so disappointed!

When Amelia has an unexpected, literal run-in with a good-looking but decidedly weird guy (he runs right into her as she’s leaving her office one day), he definitely leaves an impression, and when she sees him again at a coffee shop, they strike up a conversation. Reginald is a guy who is always up for a good practical joke, and he thinks the idea of posing as Amelia’s special someone at family events sounds hilarious. Also, he finds accountants incredibly hot (or maybe just a certain accountant named Amelia…), so that’s added incentive.

Amelia doesn’t know that Reggie (she refuses to call him Reginald) is a vampire, although she does clue in to the fact that he’s odd right from the start — both because of his interesting approach to style and the fact that he has absolutely no internet presence. But when he tells her straight-up that he’s a vampire during a middle-of-the-night phone call, she assumes it’s yet another of his jokes. A running stream of misunderstandings ensues, as he’s sure she knows something that she doesn’t actually know. You can imagine.

The fake dating trope works in romance because it inevitably leads to real dating, real feelings, real attraction… and yes, it all unfolds that way for Amelia and Reggie. Getting snowed in at an isolated cabin helps move things along — and Reggie listens to and seems to appreciate Amelia, accounting expertise and all, in a way no one else ever has.

“You have an exceptional flair for the dramatic for an accountant.”

“I have a completely average flair for the dramatic for an accountant,” I said, feeling a little unhinged. Talking to this man felt like trying to walk in a straight line on a listing ship. “Which is to say, I don’t have one.”

My Vampire Plus-One is utterly goofy, and that’s really its charm. You cannot for a second take this story seriously, and that’s okay. There’s a storyline that runs throughout about a group of disgruntled (and incompetent) vampires who are out to get Reggie due to a centuries-old grudge, leading to him constantly being on the run — but that’s just all part of the fun. This piece of the story ultimately connects back to Amelia’s work, and there’s an amusing showdown — there’s no real sense of threat or danger, and it’s resolved pretty quickly, but it’s entertaining to see how it all shakes out.

“Do you swear?”

“I swear it on the vows I took when I became a CPA.” There were, of course, no vows you had to take when you became a CPA. But he didn’t need to know that.

The only truly discordant note, from my perspective, is one explicit sex scene that’s way more graphic than it needs to be, and that seems out of place in a novel that’s otherwise full of silly banter and cutesy flirtation. Going a little more closed-door with this scene would have fit the overall tone of the book much better.

That aside, My Vampire Plus-One is goofy and funny, and is a great light read for when you’re in the mood for something fluffy. Reggie first appears in My Roommate is a Vampire as the main love interest’s annoying friend, so it’s fun to see him in a central role here… and having an accountant depicted as the ultimate sexy smart girlfriend is a total win.

Book Review: It Starts with Us by Colleen Hoover

Title: It Starts with Us
Author: Colleen Hoover
Publisher: Atria
Publication date: October 18, 2022
Length: 323 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Before It Ends with Us, it started with Atlas. Colleen Hoover tells fan favorite Atlas’s side of the story and shares what comes next in this long-anticipated sequel to the “glorious and touching” (USA TODAY) #1 New York Times bestseller It Ends with Us.

Lily and her ex-husband, Ryle, have just settled into a civil coparenting rhythm when she suddenly bumps into her first love, Atlas, again. After nearly two years separated, she is elated that for once, time is on their side, and she immediately says yes when Atlas asks her on a date.

But her excitement is quickly hampered by the knowledge that, though they are no longer married, Ryle is still very much a part of her life—and Atlas Corrigan is the one man he will hate being in his ex-wife and daughter’s life.

Switching between the perspectives of Lily and Atlas, It Starts with Us picks up right where the epilogue for the “gripping, pulse-pounding” (Sarah Pekkanen, author of Perfect Neighbors) bestselling phenomenon It Ends with Us left off. Revealing more about Atlas’s past and following Lily as she embraces a second chance at true love while navigating a jealous ex-husband, it proves that “no one delivers an emotional read like Colleen Hoover” (Anna Todd, New York Times bestselling author).

OK, I’ve paid my dues! I’ve read TWO Colleen Hoover books, and that’s enough for me.

It Starts with Us is the follow up to the author’s 2016 bestseller It Ends with Us, recently made into a movie and generating quite a bit of online chatter. It Starts with Us picks up immediately after the epilogue of the previous book. Read on to learn more… but note that there will be spoilers for both books.

Let’s start with the most important bit: The synopsis above refers to Ryle as a “jealous ex-husband”. Why doesn’t the promotional material for these books come right out and say what’s really going on? Ryle is abusive, physically and emotionally. In the first book, Lily eventually leaves Ryle after he bites her, pushes her down a flight of stairs, leaves her with a concussion and in need of stitches, and attempts to rape her. There’s no sugar-coating this… so no, “jealous” doesn’t even begin to cut it.

In It Starts with Us, Lily is navigating co-parenting with Ryle. While she retains full custody of their toddler daughter, Ryle has visitation rights. Further complicating matters is the fact that Lily’s best friend Allysa is Ryle’s sister, and she lives in the same building as Ryle.

When Lily runs into her first love Atlas (yes, that’s actually his name), they both know that their connection has never gone away, despite all the years apart. Lily is worried about how Ryle will react to her dating anyone post-divorce, but especially Atlas, the man who seems to trigger all of Ryle’s worst impulses just by existing.

Atlas’s life is also complicated by the introduction of a 12-year-old brother whom he never knew about, thanks to his estranged mother’s manipulations and emotional cruelty. Once Atlas meets Josh, he’s determined to get custody and give him a better life than Atlas had at that age.

And meanwhile, Atlas and Lily begin dating, and reignite all the sparks that ever existed between them.

It Starts with Us goes pretty much as you’d expect it to go. The main storyline is about Lily and Atlas’s romance, with chapters alternating between each of their perspectives. Atlas is, of course, simply too good to be true, patient and devoted and kind, refusing to be angered or driven to violence even when Ryle throws the first punch. He’s gentle, yet fiercely protective of Lily.

Lily is a puzzle, to be honest, and she seems to have gotten poor legal advice, among other problems. She never filed charges against Ryle and did not document his abuse as part of their divorce and custody agreements, so when he lashes out again, there’s no pattern to point to. Sure, she can file new charges, but there’s no documented history, and everyone seems to feel that she would have a hard time proving her case.

She also seems to worry a lot about Ryle’s reactions, how to talk to him about her dating life, and how he’ll feel about Atlas being back in her life. And why exactly is this his business? Since when does an ex get to have an opinion on who someone dates?

I’m stuck dealing with Ryle’s feelings forever, and frankly, I’m growing tired of always feeling sorry for him, worried for him, fearful of him, considerate of his feelings.

Lily can’t avoid Ryle, because she’s constantly over at Allysa’s house… but why continue to go there when confrontations seem inevitable? And why on earth would she agree to closed-door, isolated conversations with Ryle when she is fully aware of who he is and how easily his anger erupts?

Late in the book, she insists that he starts working on anger management… but why did no one push him in that direction years earlier?

Lily’s overall take on abuse is really concerning:

I realize in this moment that the hardest part about ending an abusive relationship is that you aren’t necessarily putting an end to the bad moments. The bad moments still rear their ugly heads every now and then. When you end an abusive relationship, it’s the good moments you put an end to.

In the world of these books, the abuse seems to be portrayed as especially awful because there’s so much love in the relationship. So if he was just nasty all the time, it would be easier? I’m not sure what message the author is trying to send here, but I don’t feel it’s a healthy one.

I could go on. There’s so much about this plot that bothers or frustrates me, and it’s not helped by shoddy writing and poor grammar. I suppose you could argue that the first-person narratives are reflecting how Lily and Atlas speak, rather than following grammar rules, but really, is it that hard to say “between Ryle and me”, rather than “between Ryle and I”, which is what actually appears in the book?

There are so many ridiculous elements — here are just a few more:

  • Lily gives Atlas her teen journals to read, to let him see what she felt and experienced when they were together all those years ago. Who on earth would actually do this?
  • Ryle’s sister, brother-in-law, and mother all seem to love and support him, are sad that his marriage failed, but place no restrictions on his role in their lives. His violence seems to be a feature, not a bug.
  • It takes Lily over a year post-divorce to get her house key back from Ryle.
  • Atlas talks to his friend’s 13-year-old son about his personal life and jokingly refers to him as his “therapist”.
  • Ryle continues in his work as a super-successful neurosurgeon… and I still think it strains credulity that he would work in such a high-stress profession and not have his anger issues leak out into his work life.

By the end of the book, Lily at least places restrictions on Ryle’s interactions with their daughter, pending his participation in anger management sessions… but the fact that it took her that long to do so also seems incredible. How does she know that his violence will only affect Lily herself and not their child? She places a degree of trust in him that’s unwarranted, to say the least.

That’s it for my rambles. Both of these books, while highly readable, are also problematic in so many ways. They’re fast reads, and I stuck with them — I did want to see where the author takes the characters and how I’d feel about the wrap-up.

However, I can now safely say that my curiosity about Colleen Hoover’s books has been more than satisfied, and I feel no need to explore further. I know her books are wildly popular… but she just isn’t an author for me.

Book Review: Light from Uncommon Stars by Ryka Aoka

Title: Light from Uncommon Stars
Author: Ryka Aoki
Publisher: Tor
Publication date: September 28, 2021
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Science fiction / fantasy
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

A defiantly joyful adventure set in California’s San Gabriel Valley, with cursed violins, Faustian bargains, and queer alien courtship over fresh-made donuts.

Shizuka Satomi made a deal with the devil: to escape damnation, she must entice seven other violin prodigies to trade their souls for success. She has already delivered six. When Katrina Nguyen, a young transgender runaway, catches Shizuka’s ear with her wild talent, Shizuka can almost feel the curse lifting. She’s found her final candidate. But in a donut shop off a bustling highway in the San Gabriel Valley, Shizuka meets Lan Tran, retired starship captain, interstellar refugee, and mother of four. Shizuka doesn’t have time for crushes or coffee dates, what with her very soul on the line, but Lan’s kind smile and eyes like stars might just redefine a soul’s worth. And maybe something as small as a warm donut is powerful enough to break a curse as vast as the California coastline.

As the lives of these three women become entangled by chance and fate, a story of magic, identity, curses, and hope begins, and a family worth crossing the universe for is found.

Light from Uncommon Stars has been on my to-read shelf for a few years now, and even though I picked up a Kindle edition a while back, it’s taken me until now to finally read it. And while I sped through it and enjoyed the reading experience, my overall reaction is… mixed.

There is a lot going on in Light from Uncommon Stars. The three main characters are a transgender teen runaway, a violin teacher who made a deal with the devil many years earlier, and an alien starship captain hiding from intergalactic war in a donut shop. The characters come together in strange, quirky, and even touching circumstances, while also having individual challenges to overcome.

Katrina, the young runaway, is the most affecting of the characters. Escaping a cruel, abusive family and a world that judges and mistreats her, she has only her battered violin for comfort.

Yet, this student, this human being, had been forsaken not for ambition, nor revenge, nor even love, but for merely existing?

Who needs the Devil when people can create a hell like this themselves?

When Shizuka meets her in a park, she recognizes that Katrina may be the final protégé needed to fulfill her bargain — she needs to deliver one more soul to Hell in order to redeem her own soul. But as Shizuka starts to teach Katrina and provide her with a home, the protectiveness she feels for her student may prevent her from living up to the deal she’s made.

Meanwhile, Shizuka also meets Lan, the space-captain-turned-donut-shop-owner, and feels an unexpected connection — but Lan has her own family to protect and worry about as well, and can’t quite get why music is all that important to Shizuka.

There’s also a woman carrying out her family’s legacy of repairing violins, a nasty toad-like demon, Shizuka’s lovely housekeeper/confidante, and many, many more characters.

Light from Uncommon Stars has some important messages about belonging, kindness, fitting in, and treasuring one another. It recognizes that cruelty abounds in the world, yet beauty can still be found by those who are open to it.

The characters, especially Katrina, are quite special, and each of them is interesting in their own right, as well as in connection to one another. Again, Katrina’s journey is especially compelling, as she finally recognizes her own beauty in a world that tells her she doesn’t deserve it.

Her tonality had been honed by a lifetime of being concerned with her voice. Her fingerings were liquid, born of years of not wanting her hands to make ugly motions. And her ability to play to a crowd, project emotion, follow physical cues? Katrina had trained in that most of all.

The focus on music is where the book loses me along the way — there’s just so much about the composition and structure of violins, how they work, different pieces of music, composers, what the music means… honestly, it just doesn’t interest me that much, which meant that for big chunks of the book, I felt like an outsider looking in.

As I mentioned, there’s a LOT going on in this book… and for me, it was too much. Deals with the devil and extraterrestrials, cursed bows and spaceships? Plus, violin lessons and competitions and secrets of the violin-building trade? It’s all a bit messy, and doesn’t ever quite fully click into one coherent whole.

I do need to mention that the descriptions of the wide variety of food — Vietnamese, Mexican, Chinese — junk food and donuts and breads, and much, much more — is all mouth-watering and adds a richness to the characters’ experience that brings the Southern California setting to vivid life.

I expected to love this book — it’s gotten so much hype, and is blurbed by a bunch of authors I love, including T. J. Klune and John Scalzi, among others. I read the book quickly and felt absorbed enough to want to see how it would all work out… but taken as a whole, Light from Uncommon Stars was not the glorious reading experience I expected. Perhaps this just wasn’t the book for me. In any case, I’m glad to have read it, but couldn’t help feeling a bit let down.