Book Review: One-Star Romance by Laura Hankin

Posted in Book Reviews by Lisa @ Bookshelf Fantasies

Title: One-Star Romance
Author: Laura Hankin
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: June 18, 2024
Length: 400 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

A struggling writer is forced to walk down the aisle at her best friend’s wedding with the man who gave her book a very public one-star rating in this fresh romantic comedy from Laura Hankin.

Natalie and Rob couldn’t have less in common. Nat’s a messy artist, and Rob’s a rigid academic. The only thing they share is their devotion to their respective best friends—who just got engaged. Still, unexpected chemistry has Natalie cautiously optimistic about being maid of honor to Rob’s best man.

Until, minutes before the ceremony, Nat learns that Rob wrote a one-star review of her new novel, which has them both reeling: Nat from imposter syndrome, and Rob over the reason he needed to write it.

When the reception ends, these two opposites hope they’ll never meet again. But, as they slip from their twenties into their thirties, they’re forced together whenever their fast-track best friends celebrate another milestone. Through housewarmings and christenings, life-changing triumphs and failures, Natalie and Rob grapple with their own choices—and how your harshest critic can become your perfectly imperfect match.

After all, even the truest love stories sometimes need a bit of rewriting.

With a title like One-Star Romance, the review practically writes itself. Here goes:

One-Star Romance is strictly a three-star reading experience.

While One-Star Romance has some fun, engaging elements, there are far too many points in this book that left me shaking my head, and it doesn’t help that the only reason we know that the main characters have chemistry is that we’re told that they do.

Okay, let’s dive in. Natalie and Gabby have been best friends since their freshman year of college. Even after college, they share a teeny little apartment and love each other more than anything… except Gabby’s boyfriend Angus is around a LOT and annoys the heck out of Natalie. And when Angus and Gabby get engaged, Natalie has to face the harsh fact that she’ll never be Gabby’s #1 again.

Fast-forward a year and a half to Gabby and Angus’s wedding. Natalie is maid of honor, and is doing an amazing job at it, even though she still feels that Angus isn’t good enough for her best friend and that this entire marriage is happening too quickly. On the bright side, Natalie’s first novel has just been published, and she’s feeling pretty good about the positive reviews on Goodreads — until her great rating score suddenly dips thanks to a one-star review. Natalie is absolutely spun out over this, and ultimately figures out that the one-star review was posted by Angus’s best friend/best man Rob, a Ph.D. candidate who comes off as a bit uptight and judgmental (although, as expected, he’s hot). Any potential sizzle between Natalie and Rob is immediately dowsed by the blow-up that ensues.

As the book progresses, we follow milestones in Gabby and Angus’s lives — from wedding to new job celebration to christening to housewarming — each event requiring now-sworn-enemies Natalie and Rob to once again be in close proximity for the sake of their friends. And at each event, they learn more about each other and start to break down walls, only for new offenses to crop up again.

On the one hand, One-Star Romance is fine — the structure of the book is built around the different milestone events, and the chapters for each move quickly and keep the momentum high. The book has a slightly higher page count than we typically see in a contemporary romance, but it’s fast-paced enough that it doesn’t bog down at all. As a whole, the story is entertaining and engaging.

Yet on the other hand… there is just so much in this book that felt false to me, as well as places where Natalie is insufferable, and the lead characters simply lack any sort of tangible spark.

Natalie blames her first novel’s lack of success on that one-star review, and honestly, one one-star review is not going to tank an otherwise great book! The fact that she constantly checks the Goodreads page for updates and obsesses over who this particular user might have been who gave her the one-star review… well, as is discussed again and again and again in the book blogosphere and beyond, this is very bad author behavior! Don’t read the reviews! And if you must, don’t focus on the individual reviewers! We’ve all heard too many stories about authors destroying their own reputations by coming after people who’ve written negative reviews. It’s impossible to feel any sympathy for Natalie here, and that’s even more true after we learn why Rob did what he did. Sorry, Natalie — Rob has a point, besides which, he’s entitled to leave whatever review he wants.

Natalie really doesn’t improve in terms of likability as the book progresses. She’s unrealistic and selfish when it comes to Gabby, always resenting that Gabby has a husband and later a child to get in the way of their friendship. It’s really off-putting.

It felt like eons since Natalie and Gabby had been able to have an uninterrupted conversation, since they’d truly been able to pay attention to each other.

That, in case you’re wondering, is Natalie whining to herself about Gabby being distracted — while Gabby is trying to get her newborn baby to latch on and breastfeed. How dare Gabby not pay more attention to Natalie!

The author doesn’t seem to have a positive view of stable relationships, either. At one point in the book, Rob is in a committed, loving relationship that’s working for him and his partner, and yet here’s how it’s described:

It was all too easy when he and Zuri were together to sink into quiet contentment, sitting side by side as they did their research or a crossword. Arms linked, the two of them had fast-forwarded straight into a comfortable middle age, despite only being thirty.

All of this doesn’t even scratch the surface of how many ridiculous set pieces there are — most egregious of which is Gabby and Angus’s wedding. (Note: I’m about to spoil a scene from the book, so look away if you don’t want to know!) For… reasons… Angus decides to zipline to the altar, and (of course) the zipline gets jammed and he falls off (because of course he’s not wearing a harness) into an algae-filled pond. The groomsmen rush in to retrieve him, so he and they are all soaked and algae covered as Gabby starts down the aisle. Natalie expects Gabby to freak out and maybe make a run for it (which Natalie would totally approve of) — but instead, Gabby sees her dripping, slimy groom… and jumps in the lake herself. Just… no. What bride on earth would do this? It isn’t cute, it isn’t funny, and it just doesn’t work.

Later in the book, One-Star Romance seems about to turn into the movie Beaches (if you’ve seen it, you know what I mean). Fortunately, there’s still a happy ending, but this section of the plot feels manipulative, not touching.

Finally, as I mentioned earlier, there’s just no chemistry between Natalie and Rob, except that this is an enemies-to-lovers story, so of course they have to secretly be in love with one another despite seeming like they hate each other. I didn’t buy it. Other than some physical attraction, there’s nothing between them, and they never become more believable as a couple. In real life, maybe they would have flirted a bit at the wedding before their big fight, and never would have given each other another thought — and when forced together by Gabby and Angus’s events, would have kept miles of distance between them. The core concept of the novel may sound cute, but it just doesn’t work.

Okay, it clearly sounds like I didn’t like this book very much. I didn’t hate it… but I didn’t love it. I got a decent amount of entertainment while reading One-Star Romance, and I was never bored. It’s not a bad way to pass the time, but three-stars is as high as I’ll go… and even that feels a tad generous.

19Jun2024

Book Review: The Mountain in the Sea by Ray Nayler

Posted in Book Reviews by Lisa @ Bookshelf Fantasies

Title: The Mountain in the Sea
Author: Ray Nayler
Publisher: Picador
Publication date: October 4, 2022
Length: 464 pages
Genre: Science fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Humankind discovers intelligent life in an octopus species with its own language and culture, and sets off a high-stakes global competition to dominate the future.

Rumors begin to spread of a species of hyperintelligent, dangerous octopus that may have developed its own language and culture. Marine biologist Dr. Ha Nguyen, who has spent her life researching cephalopod intelligence, will do anything for the chance to study them.

The transnational tech corporation DIANIMA has sealed the remote Con Dao Archipelago, where the octopuses were discovered, off from the world. Dr. Nguyen joins DIANIMA’s team on the islands: a battle-scarred security agent and the world’s first android.

The octopuses hold the key to unprecedented breakthroughs in extrahuman intelligence. The stakes are high: there are vast fortunes to be made by whoever can take advantage of the octopuses’ advancements, and as Dr. Nguyen struggles to communicate with the newly discovered species, forces larger than DIANIMA close in to seize the octopuses for themselves.

But no one has yet asked the octopuses what they think. And what they might do about it.

A near-future thriller about the nature of consciousness, Ray Nayler’s The Mountain in the Sea is a dazzling literary debut and a mind-blowing dive into the treasure and wreckage of humankind’s legacy.

The Mountain in the Sea had been on my radar for a while, so I was happy to have my book group discussion as motivation to finally pick it up and read it! The Mountain in the Sea is a first-contact story, but also a deep-dive (sorry, hard to avoid ocean-related punning!) into the meaning of consciousness, communication, and perception.

The main plotline of this complicated book centers on researcher Dr. Ha Nguyen, whose focus is on communication across species and whether such a thing is truly possible. She arrives, via high-tech security, on the island of Con Dao, part of an archipelago purchased by the DIANIMA corporation and sealed off from the outside world via the heavy weaponry used to defend its perimeters.

But Con Dao is not just a nature preserve, shielding marine biology from a world that plunders the remaining global supply of sea life in a quest for protein for a world on the brink of starvation. It also hides a discovery that could upend human understanding of consciousness and perception.

Before the population of Con Dao was relocated by DIANIMA, rumors abounded about a sea monster, a scary and possibly supernatural being that stalked the shores and left death in its wake. But as Ha discovers, the truth is less supernatural and far more wondrous — a species of octopus that has developed symbolic communication, enabling the sharing of knowledge across generations. The octopus community that the researchers discover does not welcome intrusion, and issues clear warning that the humans should stay away… or else.

Meanwhile, the book also introduces various shady figures who seek access to the most heavily guarded of AI systems, and who will kill to keep their secrets. Some fascinating concepts are introduced, including what’s known as a “point-five” — a virtual companion who communicates and interacts with a person in such a realistic way that they’re indistinguishable from a real human, but custom-made to suit as a partner.

There’s also a plot thread about an AI-driven illegal fishing vessel trawling the seas, crewed by people kidnapped and enslaved and a team of human guards — but the ship’s functions and actions are entirely controlled by its AI core, and all of the people are dispensable. It’s scary and horrifying, but entirely believable.

“The great and terrible thing about humankind is simply this: we will always do what we are capable of.”

Some of the science discussion probably went over my head, and there’s a lot — almost too much — talk about the meaning of consciousness and what defines being a human — but overall, the storylines are fascinating.

I wished that the aspects showing Ha’s deciphering of the octopus symbols and her attempts at communication were a bigger part of the overall story. This is the piece that interested me the most, but it’s just one part of the whole, and I wanted more, especially to see where it goes from where the story ends.

Also, I could have done with less of the corporate espionage plotlines — they build out the world of the book, but are far removed from the central element — spending time learning about the octopus consciousness.

Reading The Mountain in the Sea brough to mind the non-fiction book An Immense World, which I read last year. If you’re interested in understanding how animal senses shape the way they perceive the world, I recommend checking it out.

I was also vastly entertained by the number of words I had to look up while reading! This tends to be the case with any book with a science or technology focus, but it amused me to see just how many there were in The Mountain in the Sea. Some new-to-me words included:

senescent
icosahedral
qualia
benthic
exapted
sfumato
peristyle
arcature
manuport

The Moutain in the Sea is a deeply engrossing book with themes concerning humanity, connection, and communication, and it explores the risks and barriers inherent in a first contact situation — in this case, not between humans and aliens, as we so often see in science fiction, but between two vastly different species inhabiting the same planet.

Despite the book’s length, it’s a fast read, largely because it’s impossible to put the book down. The Mountain in the Sea is not a light read, but it’s worth the effort to experience this thought-provoking, startling story.

16Jun2024

Book Review: Summer Romance by Annabel Monaghan

Posted in Book Reviews by Lisa @ Bookshelf Fantasies

Title: Summer Romance
Author: Annabel Monaghan
Publisher: G.P. Putnam’s Sons
Publication date: June 4, 2024
Length: 321 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

Benefits of a summer romance: it’s always fun, always brief, and no one gets their heart broken.

There aren’t enough labeled glass containers to contain the mess that is Ali Morris’s life. Her mom died two years ago, then her husband left, and she hasn’t worn pants with a zipper in longer than she cares to remember. She’s a professional organizer whose pantry is a disgrace.

No one is more surprised than Ali when the first time she takes off her wedding ring and puts on pants with hardware—overalls count, right?—she meets someone. Or rather, her dog claims a man for her in the same way he claimed his favorite of her three children: by peeing on him. Ethan smiles at Ali like her pants are just right—like he likes what he sees. The last thing Ali needs is to make her life messier, but there’s no harm in a little Summer Romance. Is there?

Summer Romance delivers on the promise of its title, but with so much more. And it’s really no surprise — this 3rd book** by author Annabel Monaghan is just as delightful as the previous two, Nora Goes Off Script and Same Time Next Summer.

**3rd adult novel — she has earlier YA and non-fiction books, according to her Goodreads profile.

In Summer Romance, the main character is Ali, whose life is incredibly messy despite her professional role as a home organizer. It’s been two years since her mother’s death and one year since her husband Pete decided he wanted out. Ali’s pantry is overflowing with unneeded items (who needs four boxes of corn starch?), her sweatpants have seen much better days, and her counters have piles of paper everywhere. Just keeping her three children going takes all her effort — and yes, she’s a terrific mom, but her emotions are a mess and she’s just so, so worn out.

When Ali’s best friend Frannie pushes her to make a change and at least put on a pair of “hard pants” (i.e., any that don’t feature an elastic waist), Ali thinks Frannie’s probably expecting too much, but a trip to the dog park leads her to a very attractive man with a cute dog and a sense of humor. He’s new to their small town — Ali would definitely know if he were a local — and he seems to like what he sees when he looks at Ali. For the first time in years, Ali feels a bit of joy. Maybe a summer romance with a visitor to town will snap her out of her funk.

Of course, the mystery man — Ethan — has more to him than meets the eye, but Ali is drawn to him, and their chemistry is terrific. Plus, he’s kind and considerate and funny, not to mention hot, and with very specifically appealing features, such as his “shouldery shoulders” and:

His hands are the hands of a man who works construction all day and then races home to perform a piano concerto.

As they spend time together, Ali starts to get a new sense of energy for the rest of her life too, and starts to realize that the line from her high school graduation speech (which gets quoted back to her at a key moment) about being “the architect of your own experience” might be more relevant to her today than it was all those years ago.

Without going too far into the plot, I’ll just talk about some of the elements you might not get based just on the synopsis. The central theme in Summer Romance is not just the love story, but Ali rediscovering herself and finding a way to live through and past her grief. Her mother was her touchstone, the one constant in her life, the person who was there for her even when her marriage wasn’t going great and she started feeling like she’d lost her way. When we first meet Ali, she talks to her mother in her car whenever she’s alone, and hears her mother’s responses — not in a “oh my god, she’s hallucinating” sort of way, but more like she’s soothing herself by imagining how her mother might talk her through any of her fresh challenges.

And it’s in this moment that I understand my mother’s love for me. I can still feel the intensity of that love and the way she walked into my home, bright as the sun, and blinded me to all the shadows.

The depiction of Ali’s life as a single mother feels realistic. She loves her kids and is wonderful with them, but she’s also tired. Her ex can’t be counted on — he’s the type of clueless ex-husband who still just walks into the house when he arrives, and changes plans on a dime when he’s supposed to have the kids because something else has come up. Ali is the anchor, the one who can be counted on, and it’s clearly exhausting to have to be the one responsible person in all of their lives.

I really appreciated how well the author shows Ali’s return to hope and joy over the course of the summer. It’s not just about having a new man in her life — it’s about recognizing her own worth, finding purpose, and recommitting to all the messiness that emotional involvement can bring, even knowing that sometimes there will be loss down the road, but getting involved anyway.

As with her previous books, the author excels at writing clever or funny lines that capture something true beneath the wittiness:

When I stopped working, I started making the coffee to suit Pete. He liked me to add cinnamon to the grounds, which I think completely ruins the taste of the coffee, but I made it that way because he was the one going to work. It seemed like his coffee moment mattered more than mine.

One of Ali’s big epiphanies over the course of her summer romance is that love and beauty and joy need to be embraced, even if there’s sorrow inevitably coming later. Whether it’s befriending the old woman next door despite knowing her time is limited, or getting a dog who in the natural course of things she’ll eventually see die, Ali learns that her life is richer when she accepts the joy in the moment — even if, like a summer romance, it has a predetermined end date.

Summer Romance is a wonderful read — the romantic elements are absolutely great, but the family dynamics, the memories of Ali’s mother and how Ali processes her grief, the appreciation of the connections of life in a small town, the depiction of how sexy kindness can be — all of these really make this book something special. Don’t miss it.

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14Jun2024

Book Review: Middletide by Sarah Crouch

Posted in Book Reviews by Lisa @ Bookshelf Fantasies

Title: Middletide
Author: Sarah Crouch
Publisher: Atria Books
Publication date: June 11, 2024
Length: 288 pages
Genre: Thriller/mystery
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

In this gripping and intensely atmospheric debut, disquiet descends on a small town after the suspicious death of a beautiful young doctor, with all clues pointing to the reclusive young man who abandoned the community in chase of big city dreams but returned for the first love he left behind. Perfect for fans of All Good People Here and Where the Crawdads Sing

One peaceful morning, in the small, Puget Sound town of Point Orchards, the lifeless body of Dr. Erin Landry is found hanging from a tree on the property of prodigal son and failed writer, Elijah Leith. Sheriff Jim Godbout’s initial investigation points to an obvious suicide, but upon closer inspection, there seem to be clues of foul play when he discovers that the circumstances of the beautiful doctor’s death were ripped straight from the pages of Elijah Leith’s own novel.

Out of money and motivation, thirty-three-year-old Elijah returns to his empty childhood home to lick the wounds of his futile writing career. Hungry for purpose, he throws himself into restoring the ramshackle cabin his father left behind and rekindling his relationship with Nakita, the extraordinary girl from the nearby reservation whom he betrayed but was never able to forget.

As the town of Point Orchards turns against him, Elijah must fight for his innocence against an unexpected foe who is close and cunning enough to flawlessly frame him for murder in this scintillating literary thriller that seeks to uncover a case of love, loss, and revenge.

In this new mystery, a man returns to the small town he left behind long ago, to hide out from the world after the failure of the novel he spent ten years writing. Elijah’s family cabin in Point Orchards has been slowly deteriorating since his father’s death years earlier. Bit by bit, Elijah brings the cabin and its land back to life, eventually taking pride in managing to live off the land — raising chickens, growing and canning his own vegetables, even learning to bake bread.

But the one element of his former life that he can’t face is the girl he left behind. When he left for college, he promised to return to Nakita, but never did, lured instead by the shiny promise of a book deal. Now both in their mid-thirties, Elijah and Nakita have faced more in their lives than they’d ever imagined, and the question is, can they find a way to forgive past wrongs and reconnect, possibly even fall in love once again?

The framing of the story is a suspicious death: The town doctor, the beautiful, tragic Erin Landry, is found hanged on Elijah’s property. It looks like a suicide, but circumstances just don’t add up. As the local sheriff investigates, signs start to point to Elijah himself as the perpetrator, especially once it’s discovered that his novel lays out a very similar death, in which a murder is set up to appear to be a suicide.

Chapters in Middletide alternate between the investigation into Erin’s death and the earlier years of Elijah’s return to Point Orchards and his attempts to start fresh and rebuild his life. Eventually, the two timelines merge into one, as the book culminates in a courtroom drama.

I probably could have saved myself some earlier false theories if I’d read the synopsis above, which makes it clear that Elijah is, in fact, innocent. (There’s room to doubt that at some points in the story.) But really, the answer to the murder mystery is about as obvious as it gets — I guessed the overall solution pretty early on, and was correct in just about every way.

To put it bluntly, this is not a great story. Elijah comes off as arrogant in some key scenes, even when we’re meant to like and understand him. His shallow emotional responses undercut our investment in him and make it harder to root for him to find happiness with Nakita.

“You have no clue what it feels like to have your entire future drop out from beneath your feet without warning. You can’t possibly imagine how devastating that is.”

“Actually, I can,” Elijah shot back “I know what it’s like to have to start over from scratch after the life you thought you were meant for doesn’t pan out, remember?”

“Doesn’t pan out? Elijah, my husband was shot in the head and died at thirty-five years old. Where do you get the nerve to compare that to your failed writing career?”

The author includes a note at the beginning stating that Nakita’s tribal affiliation and reservation are fictional inventions, inspired by real indigenous nations. Which, fine, except Nakita’s heritage and the relationship between the town and the reservation don’t actually matter much in Middletide. I excepted this aspect to be more developed, but really, the impact on the plot is minimal and the characters are underdeveloped.

The courtroom scenes feel almost like an afterthought. For anyone who’s ever watched a lawyer show on TV, the trial is not structured as we’d expect. The prosecution calls a few witnesses, then the defense immediately jumps in with a witness, but the prosecution never rests, and as far as I could see, there was no discovery before the trial. Hey, I’m no lawyer… but I’ve seen enough courtroom dramas to know that this didn’t go the way it should. And don’t get me started on Elijah’s lawyer not actually being a lawyer…

Here’s a spoilery bit, so skip this next paragraph if you care about avoiding spoilers:

One key piece of evidence is the diary found at Erin’s house. The entries all start with “Dear Diary” and seriously, do you know of any adult women who actually write in their diaries that way? It’s supposed to be written by a mature professional woman, and she’s writing as if she’s in middle school? Don’t get me started on the non-existent chain of custody for evidence either. Well, okay, in one scene, the deputy hands the diary to Elijah to look at in his jail cell. Excuse me, what? That’s a key piece of evidence, and you’re just handing it to the accused to paw through?

End of spoilers…

On the positive side, Middletide is relatively short (under 300 pages) and goes by quickly, so reading this book isn’t a huge time commitment. It moves quickly, and kept me turning the pages, although by midway through, I was tearing through it mostly to prove myself right rather than out of any real engagement with the characters.

As negatives, though, in addition to the implausibility of the legal case, the convoluted timeline (those chapters set in the past and the present mush together and are annoying to track), and the predictability of the outcome, the writing can be clunky and/or not well considered. For example:

On the day his editor called and read him that horrible review he had flung open his bedroom window in a fit of rage and dropped the orange typewriter to the sidewalk three stories below.

I suppose this is meant to show us a possible violent side of Elijah, but I just had to laugh. The guy was living in San Francisco at the time — no way did he throw his typewriter out a third-floor window in the middle of the city and not end up arrested for killing or injuring a pedestrian.

Also, it’s mentioned that his publishers had high expectations for his book’s success, but apparently this one very bad review absolutely sank it, and the book only sold 48 copies. What? If the book only sold 48 copies, then it wasn’t just one bad review that was responsible. This makes no sense to me.

As I mentioned already, there are scenes where it is very hard to like Elijah. While perhaps that’s meant to create suspicion or doubt, in actuality it just leaves us with a main character whose self-centeredness makes us not particularly want the very likable love interest to subject herself to being with him.

And so on. I could give more examples, but I’ll stop here.

Middletide is a murder mystery with a hollow center. On the one hand, it did keep me interested enough to speed through to the end — but on the other hand, I didn’t buy into the characters, found the mystery utterly predicable, and felt the courtroom drama was rushed and not believable. I expected a much better reading experience.

13Jun2024

Audiobook Review: Kilmeny of the Orchard by L. M. Montgomery

Posted in Book Reviews by Lisa @ Bookshelf Fantasies

Title: Kilmeny of the Orchard
Author: L. M. Montgomery
Narrator: Grace Conlin
Publisher: n/a – many editions available
Publication date: 1910
Print length: 144 pages
Audio length: 4 hours, 5 minutes
Genre: Classic fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating:

A sweet and moving romance from the author of the beloved Anne of Green Gables series!

Eric Marshall, recent college graduate, has the world at his feet. He’s handsome, popular, wealthy, and surprisingly, single. Living the bachelor lifestyle with his widowed father, he’s never given much thought to romance. When an old school friend asks Eric to substitute teach for him on Prince Edward Island while he recuperates from an illness, Eric thinks, why not? He’s got some time to kill before diving into the family business with his father, and the rustic island may be a good diversion for him.

Eric falls into the easy routine of island life, and his status as eligible bachelor endears him to the locals. Eric is still not thinking of romance, but he’s about to find it in a most unexpected place…

Kilmeny Gordon is sweet and smart and beautiful, perfect in every way but one: she can’t speak. She’s been sheltered all her life due to her disability and the scandal surrounding her birth. She wiles away her hours helping her aunt and uncle on the farm and playing her violin in her favorite secluded spot. When Eric stumbles into her hidden orchard, he brings a whole new world with him, and a friendship that both frightens her and thrills her. As the summer days grow longer and their friendship blossoms, sweet, silent Kilmeny, with her sunny enthusiasm and haunting music, manages to do what neither the co-eds of Queenslea College nor the village lasses of Lindsay have been able to do—capture Eric’s heart.

But Kilmeny knows he’ll soon have to go back to his life on the mainland, a world of business meetings and parties and prejudicial people—a world in which she’ll hold him back and never fit in. None of that matters to Eric, but how can he get her to accept that she’s the only woman he’ll ever love, when she is convinced that the only way to love him is to let him go?

And a shorter synopsis from Audible:

Twenty-four-year-old Eric Marshall arrives on Prince Edward Island to become a substitute schoolmaster, even though he has a bright future in his wealthy family’s business. Eric has taken the two-month teaching post only as a favor to a friend – but fate throws in his path a beautiful, mysterious girl named Kilmeny Gordon. With jet black hair and sea blue eyes, Kilmeny immediately captures Eric’s heart. But Kilmeny cannot speak, and Eric is concerned for and bewitched by this shy, sensitive mute girl. For the first time in his life, he must work hard for something he wants badly. And there is nothing he wants more than for Kilmeny to return his love.

After coming to the Anne of Green Gables series only several years ago, I’ve been on a (somewhat haphazard) mission to read L. M. Montgomery’s novels. Looking back at my reading history, after reading the Anne series and Emily trilogy, I see that I’ve read one of her stand-alones in each of the past few years… and that brings me to Kilmeny of the Orchard.

Kilmeny of the Orchard wasn’t on my radar, but I stumbled across it thanks to a Kindle deals promo, and decided to give it a try. Kilmeny is the 3rd novel published by L. M. Montgomery, released after the first two Anne books — which would make it her first novel published about adult characters. Kilmeny has the lovely descriptions and clever character depictions so prevalent in the author’s works, but the story itself feels somewhat underbaked and clichéd, definitely not on the level of her “greatest hits”.

Kilmeny of the Orchard‘s main character is not Kilmeny herself, but rather, Eric Marshall, a recent college graduate and son of a wealthy businessman, who has the world at his feet. Before joining his father’s company and starting his career, he receives a letter from a friend who’s ill, asking Eric to take over his teaching job in the small village of Lindsay as a favor to him, just until the end of his contract. Eric has no other immediate plans, and decides to do it.

He finds Lindsay welcoming, with an assortment of oddball characters (including his talkative landlord, who seems more devoted to his cat than to his wife), and the area is beautiful, if not particularly exciting. As Eric uses his free time to wander and explore, he stumbles across a ramshackle old orchard, and within it, a beautiful young woman playing the violin. As he approaches her, she runs away. Eric is immediately intrigued and sets out to learn more about her.

The young woman is Kilmeny, the niece of the Gordons, a brother and sister who’ve raised her since her mother’s death. The Gordons keep strictly to themselves, and Kilmeny has never ventured beyond their home except for her isolated violin playing in the orchard. Kilmeny is mute, and the Gordons feel it is in her best interest to protect her and shield her from the outside world.

But Eric is irresistibly drawn to Kilmeny, and seeks her out in the orchard. She’s able to communicate by writing on a slate, and soon, they develop a friendship through which Eric introduces her to books, poetry, and ideas that are new to the sheltered young woman. Wanting to know more, he finally gets the full story from his landlords, and learns more about Kilmeny and her mother’s tragic past.

Kilmeny of the Orchard is a short book and a quick audiobook listen, and much of the language is beautiful, especially the descriptions of the landscapes and the orchard itself. Still, there are many elements that are off-putting for a modern reader/listener. Yes, reading older books requires us to keep in mind the attitudes and beliefs of the era in which they were written, but that doesn’t mean that certain concepts won’t be unpleasant to encounter.

Chief among these is the depiction of Kilmeny’s “defect”, as Eric and others refer to it. Kilmeny is described as “dumb”, which I know was an acceptable word for being mute, but still feels pretty awful to hear over and over and over again. They’re quick to assert that despite being dumb, her other faculties are fine, but there’s a base-level assumption that her muteness is something that damages her as a whole and reduces her value. In fact, her muteness is the one and only reason why Kilmeny refuses Eric’s proposal of marriage, despite being in love with him: She’s sure that her “defect” would make her a detriment to him as a wife.

The Gordons never take Kilmeny to a doctor at any point in her life, first because her mother won’t allow it, and after her death, because they firmly believe there’s nothing to be done. Why? Because… it’s clearly the sins of the mother being visited on the child, that’s why. Kilmeny’s muteness is a punishment, and so obviously, doctors can’t possibly fix it.

The Gordons have also raised a young man named Neal, whom they took in after a passing peddler’s wife gave birth on their farm. The couple abandoned the baby and the Gordons raised him, giving him their last name, but never their love. He’s Italian, you see, and no one will ever overlook his birth and consider him part of the family or the community. Despite being raised there since birth, Neal is treated as an outsider and looked upon with suspicion. His Italian heritage is pretty much always mentioned when he’s referred to, and he’s always described with negative terms, such as sullen, wild, shrill — we’re clearly meant to distrust him from the start. It’s awful stereotyping (“the untamed fury of the Italian peasant thwarted in his heart’s desire”), and plays out in completely expected ways.

Finally, the sexist slant of the story drove me batty. The fact that the title character of the book is not in fact the main character, but rather the main character’s object of desire kind of says it all. This book is certainly told through the male gaze! Kilmeny is described as exquisite, but childlike. It’s only Eric’s interest and his introducing her to concepts of love — through the stories and poems he reads her — that turn her into a woman. Perhaps intended as romantic, but certainly otherwise in the modern context, there’s a kiss described as “involuntary”… which, enough said. Kilmeny is Eric’s mission — he’s there to save her and change her. Clearly, he knows best, and he’s the driving force behind any developments in Kilmeny’s limited world. Save me from male saviors!

Kilmeny of the Orchard is a much simpler story than many of L. M. Montgomery’s later books, and it’s interesting to see this early work in contrast to the many wonderful novels that I’ve loved so much. I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it for its own sake, but for completists who want to read all of LMM’s works and track the development of her writing and storytelling style, it’s worth checking out.

Meanwhile, I have a few more books by this author yet to explore! Next up for me — probably later this year — will be two more books on my shelves, Pat of Silver Bush and Mistress Pat. These were both published in the 1930s, and I’m eager to see how they compare to the L. M. Montgomery books that I’ve loved.

12Jun2024

Book Review: Hula by Jasmin ‘Iolani Hakes

Posted in Book Reviews by Lisa @ Bookshelf Fantasies

Title: Hula
Author: Jasmin ‘Iolani Hakes
Publisher: HarperVia
Publication date: May 2, 2023
Length: 400 pages
Genre: Historical/contemporary fiction
Source: Library
Rating:

Set in Hilo, Hawai’i, a sweeping saga of tradition, culture, family, history, and connection that unfolds through the lives of three generations of women–a brilliant blend of There, There and Sharks in the Time of Saviors that is a tale of mothers and daughters, dance and destiny, told in part in the collective voice of a community fighting for its survival

“There’s no running away on an island. Soon enough, you end up where you started.”

Hi’i is the youngest of the legendary Naupaka dynasty, only daughter of Laka, once the pride of Hilo; granddaughter of Hulali, Hula matriarch on the Big Island. But the Naupka legacy is in jeopardy, buckling under the weight of loaded silences and unexplained absences, most notably the sudden disappearance of Laka when Hi’i was a child. Hi’i dreams of healing the rifts within her family by becoming the next Miss Aloha Hula–and prove herself worthy of carrying on the family dynasty. She demonstrates her devotion to her culture through hula–the beating heart of her people expressed through the movement of her hips and feet.

Yet she has always felt separate from her community, and the harder she tries to prove she belongs–dancing in the halau until her bones ache–the wider the distance seems to grow. Soon, fault lines begin to form, and secrets threaten to erupt. Everyone wants to know, Hi’i most of all: what really happened when her mother disappeared, and why haven’t she and her grandmother spoken since? When a devastating revelation involving Hi’i surfaces, the entire community is faced with a momentous decision that will affect everyone–and determine the course of Hi’i’s future.

Part incantation, part rallying cry, Hula is a love letter to a stolen paradise and its people. Told in part by the tribal We, it connects Hawaii’s tortured history to its fractured present through the story of the Naupaka family. The evolution of the Hawaiian Sovereignty movement is reflected in the journeys of these defiant women and their community, in whose struggle we sense the long-term repercussions of blood quantum laws and colonization, the relationship between tribe and belonging, and the universal question: what makes a family?

Hula is a complex, multi-layered story about family, history, and heritage. I read this for a book discussion (coming in a couple of weeks), after having it on my to-read list since it was released last year. I’m glad to have read it, and even more glad to be able to look forward to sharing thoughts and responses with the book group.

Hilo’s no place for soft feet. Gotta build calluses. Then a girl can run on lava.

In Hula, the narrative is often presented through the community’s eyes, using the “we” voice to explain the dynamics within the Naupauka family and the changing world of the community itself. The history of Hawaii’s colonization and the dismantling of the monarchy is crucial to the story, and through the community’s narration, we’re presented with important people and events from the past which directly impact the unfolding events in the lives of the characters.

The novel itself revolves around Hi’i, first as a child, then as a grown woman. Hi’i is described as being different from the start. Her mother Laka disappeared as a teen, then came back with baby Hi’i with no explanation. Hi’i doesn’t look Hawaiian, with her red hair and green eyes and her susceptibility to sunburn, and yet, she’s soon absorbed by the rhythms of life in Hilo. Still, when Hi’i insists on learning hula, something sacred within her people’s lives and of central importance within the Naupauka family, Laka fears what may come of it.

Secrets abound, especially in terms of Laka’s past and Hi’i’s origins. Eventually, we learn more, but it takes the entire book for these secrets to be shared fully between Hulali (Laka’s mother), Laka, and Hi’i herself.

Mother and daughter had picked up where they’d left off, a fight that had been going on since the time the first navigators were in their canoes charting the stars to find the islands.

The writing is beautiful and often visceral. The dialogue and descriptions have a flow to them, although the heavy usage of Hawaiian words and phrases can present a challenge to a reader. (I kept Google Translate open while reading, and it helped a lot, despite some failures around idiom or intent.)

One by one the dancers shifted into the shape of the wind rattling the branches, the rain pattering upon the grasses, the dew dripping from the leaves. Stethoscopes pressed to Hawai`i’s heart. Through them Hi`i could hear it beating.

Given the book’s title, I’d expected more about hula as a dance form to feature within the story. It’s important, but not as central or dominant as I’d expected. Instead, the family dynamics and the politics around sovereignty, Hawaiian Homelands, and various government actions are what drive the story.

Nothing is spoon-fed to the reader, so for me, it was both eye-opening and occasionally frustrating to have to figure out what was going on and what the political elements actually meant. It also made me realize that I should make an effort to read more non-fiction about Hawaii’s history and the ongoing current struggles among the Native Hawaiian population to reclaim land and autonomy.

They had stolen a finger, then a hand. Then an arm, a shoulder, a hip, a leg, and soon the entire body. Now they wanted our breath, our soul.

The story of the generations of women — their complicated relationships, the concepts of belonging and responsibility, the traditions and expectations — was the most compelling element of Hula for me. I found the sections about Laka’s past and Hi’i’s adult life the most emotionally engaging, although adult Laka is hard to know and didn’t feel entirely consistent to me as a character.

Some loose ends remain at the end of the book, but overall, I appreciated how the author weaves together so many characters and plot points to create a cohesive, meaningful whole.

Hula is not an easy book to read, and requires a lot of concentration to get through, but it’s worth the effort. It left me wanting to know more, and that’s always a good sign about a book’s impact. Hula makes a reader think as well as feel, and leaves a lasting impression.

8Jun2024

Book Review: A Turn of the Tide (A Stitch in Time, #3) by Kelley Armstrong

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Title: A Turn of the Tide
Series: A Stitch in Time, #3
Author: Kelley Armstrong
Publisher: Kla Fricke Inc
Publication date: October 4, 2022
Length: 270 pages
Genre: Time slip/ghost story
Source: Purchased
Rating:

In Thorne Manor there is one locked door. Behind it lies a portal to the twenty-first century, and nothing is going to stop Miranda Hastings from stepping through. After all, she is a Victorian writer of risqué pirate adventures—traveling to the future would be the greatest adventure of them all.

When Miranda goes through, though, she lands in Georgian England…and in the path of Nicolas Dupuis, a privateer accused of piracy. Sheltered by locals, Nico is repaying their kindness by being their “pirate Robin Hood,” stealing from a corrupt lord and fencing smuggled goods on the village’s behalf.

Miranda embraces Nico’s cause, only to discover there’s more to it than he realizes. Miranda has the second sight, and there are ghosts at play here. The recently deceased former lord is desperate to stop his son from destroying his beloved village. Then there’s the ghost of Nico’s cabin boy, who he thought safe in a neighboring city. Miranda and Nico must solve the mystery of the boy’s death while keeping one step ahead of the hangman.

It may not be the escapade Miranda imagined, but it is about to be the adventure of a lifetime.

A Turn of the Tide is the 3rd book in the A Stitch in Time series, which centers on a “time stitch” located in Thorne Manor on the Yorkshire moors. In each of the previous two books, a woman accidentally travels through the stitch and finds herself in a new world; in the first, Bronwyn travels from the 21st century to the 18th, and in the second, Rosalind does the opposite — a Victorian woman suddenly finding herself trapped in the modern era and unable to get home.

In A Turn of the Tide, Rosalind’s youngest sister Miranda takes center stage. A free-spirited nonconformist who secretly writes pirate adventures under a pen name, Miranda never met a mystery she didn’t want to unravel. When she overhears enough to understand there’s a time passage to be explored in Thorne Manor, she’s eager to try it for herself, dying to learn what life is like 200 years in the future.

Much to Miranda’s surprise, she instead ends up 50 years in the past. She’s traveled to 1790, and immediately encounters a pirate — but he’s not a stranger to her. Miranda has “the sight” and often sees and communicates with ghosts. Over the past few years, Miranda has often seen a sort of echo of this particular pirate, witnessing over and over again his death by ambush on a country road.

Miranda is convinced that this man is not a villain at all, but rather the legendary Robin Hood of the Bay, a pirate known for stealing from the wealthy in order to help the poor and hungry townspeople of York. And once she realizes that this is who she’s encountered, still very much alive, she believes it’s her mission to save him from the death she’s had visions of… whether he wants her interference or not.

A rollicking, swashbuckling adventure ensues, and naturally (or, as the French-speaking Nico would say, naturellement) a romance unfolds as well. Miranda and Nico evade the ambush, but find themselves on the run, pursued by myriad bad guys, and dealing with challenges such as a damaged ship, treasure caves, smuggling tunnels, and even a masquerade ball hosted by their enemy. It’s all quite breathless and dramatic… just as a good pirate story should be!

A Turn of the Tide isn’t quite as emotional as the previous two books — the characters are engaging and have well-drawn personalities, but Miranda’s tale is much less inwardly focused than Bronwyn’s or Rosalind’s.

Beyond the love story, there’s a mystery to solve, as the ghost of the cabin boy haunts Nico’s former ship and clearly died by nefarious means. Miranda and Nico’s goal is to stop the corruption that threatens the locals’ livelihoods, clear Nico’s name and remove the price on his head, and solve the cabin boy’s murder so his soul can move on. It’s all quite fast-paced, full of chases and near-misses and life-or-death scenarios… but given what a spirited romp the story is, it’s clear that all will end well, long before it actually does.

A Turn of the Tide is a very fun read, and as an audiobook, it’s a really enjoyable piece of entertainment. The narrator’s French accent as Nico is pretty awful at times, but after the first few chapters, I got used to it and stopped feeling annoyed.

I’m loving the series as a whole. After each of the three first books, a Christmas-themed companion novella was released — each of which follow up with that books’ main couple while also introducing teeny hints of what’s to come in the next novel.

A Turn of the Tide‘s follow-up novella is Ghosts & Garlands, in which Miranda and Nico spend their first Christmas together in 21st century London. The focus is mainly on their love story and their enjoyment of their ability to slip through time and experience new worlds together… but there’s also a ghost story to solve. It’s warm-hearted and lovely.

Now I have just one book left in the series (unless Kelley Armstrong decides to keep it going!), and I’m looking forward to starting it within the next few weeks.

The A Stitch in Time series is just so good! Highly recommended.

Next in the series:

5Jun2024

Book Review: Jackpot Summer by Elyssa Friedland

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Title: Jackpot Summer
Author: Elyssa Friedland
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: June 11, 2024
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

After the Jacobson siblings win a life-changing fortune in the lottery, they assume their messy lives will transform into sleek, storybook perfection—but they couldn’t be more wrong in the new laugh-out-loud novel from beloved author Elyssa Friedland.

The four Jacobson children were raised to respect the value of a dollar. Their mother reused tea bags and refused to pay retail; their father taught them to budget before he taught them to ride a bike. And yet, as adults, their financial lives—as well as their personal lives—are in complete disarray.

The siblings reunite when their newly widowed father puts their Jersey Shore home on the market. Packing up their childhood isn’t easy, especially when they’ve all got drama brewing back home. Matthew is miserable at his corporate law job and wishes he had more time with his son; Laura’s marriage is imploding in spectacular fashion; Sophie’s art career is stalled while her boyfriend’s is on the rise; and Noah’s total failure to launch has him doing tech repair for pennies.

So when Noah sees an ad for a Powerball drawing, he and his sisters go in on a ticket. Matthew passes but the ticket is a winner and all hell breaks loose as the infusion of cash causes sibling rivalries and family secrets to resurface. Without their mother, and with their father busy playing pickleball in a Florida retirement village, the once close-knit siblings search for comfort in shiny new toys instead of each other.

It’s not long before the Jacobson’s start to realize that they’ll never feel rich unless they can pull their family back together.

Jackpot Summer is a story about siblings and life choices, with a “careful-what-you-wish-for” message that isn’t exactly subtle. After all, even before chapter 1, we read excerpts from several different newspaper articles about lottery winners, including one that explains how one man went from rolling in money to complete bankruptcy in only a few years. This can’t bode well for the Jacobsons, can it?

As the story opens, the “fantastic foursome” (as their late mother used to call them) have gathered for her unveiling. It’s been a year since her death from cancer, and as they talk together, their father Leo drops a bombshell: He’s selling the family’s beach house on the Jersey shore and moving to a retirement village in Florida, where he can play pickleball to his heart’s content. Instead of gathering at the beach house for the family’s traditional 4th of July celebration, they’ll be gathering to pack up the house and sort through a lifetime’s worth of odds and ends.

Each of the siblings is shaken, while also dealing with the stressors in their own lives. The oldest, Matthew, works alongside his ultra-ambitious wife in a prestigious corporate law office, while delegating the raising of their son to a stream of au pairs and tutors. Laura faces being an empty-nester when her younger daughter leaves for college, forcing her to acknowledge that her marriage seems to have dried up without her actually noticing it. Sophie’s day job as a public school teacher has her cleaning up glitter every day before working on her paintings in a grimy shared art space, getting nowhere while her sculptor boyfriend’s career seems to be taking off. And the youngest, Noah, lives in the beach house, does tech support house calls for the locals, and has no idea what to do with himself, but knows he doesn’t want to have to deal with actually changing anything.

On a whim, the Jacobson siblings — minus Matthew, whose wife expresses that the lottery is “a tax on stupid people” — go in on Powerball tickets… and win. This, of course, uproots all of their lives. First, the dilemma — do the three of them cut Matthew in on the winnings, even though he opted not to go in with them on the tickets? Much family drama stems from this point.

Once the money is in the family’s hands, more problems crop up. Everyone immediately dives into spending their new riches. Laura and husband Doug buy a mansion in a snobby new town, then head off on ultra-luxury vacations (which include couples massages with gold-infused lotions) — none of which does anything to actually improve their marriage. Sophie quits her teaching job, invests in a shiny, beautiful studio to work in, then finds herself utterly blocked when it comes to creativity. And poor Noah mopes about eating junk food and giving away money to anyone who asks — yes, the guy needing money to escape a “diktatership” is probably a scam… but what if it’s not?

Meanwhile, father Leo watches from afar and seems to be waiting for his kids to get their acts together, which it takes them quite a long time to do.

Jackpot Summer has a lot going for it, so let’s focus on the positives first. It’s funny and fast-paced, and while I initially feared that I wouldn’t be able to keep track of the individual characters (note: I hate books that introduce an entire family in one scene!), the fantastic foursome are actually all quite distinct. Chapters focus on one at a time, which gives readers a chance to get to know each one, understand their inner lives, and identify with the problems they face.

The Jacobsons are a Jewish American family, and it was enjoyable to see their rituals, their family traditions, and learn more about their heritage and how it affects their present attitudes. They’re not a particularly religious family, but their Jewishness is seen through pieces of their lives that include the local JCC, temple fundraisers, sitting shiva, and learning to bake their mother’s babka. It’s sweet, and the family scenes convey so much about how the kids were raised and how they ended up growing into the adults we now see.

The dynamics between the siblings is lots of fun too, especially once the rift with Matthew and his wife is resolved. They’re all adults, but their inner goofiness comes out when they’re together, and their group text chat is especially adorable.

A few negatives, though. The book sets us up from the beginning to expect the Jacobsons to squander their winnings, and they mostly do. None end up bankrupt, but they all make questionable choices before — finally, after some obviously very wrong turns — reassessing where true happiness lies and starting to course-correct. Not that we’d expect them all to be perfect, but there’s some clear bone-headedness that goes on longer than I felt necessary.

Matthew and his wife Beth are awful parents, forcing their 13-year-old Austin into one high-pressured activity after another, with no time to be a kid. We’re meant to like Matthew and Beth and eventually their more personable sides come out… but the depiction of the hard-charging corporate lawyers substituting hiring the best help for actually parenting their kid feels clichéd. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before, and as with other conflicts in this book, takes longer than necessary to resolve.

My final quibble: While the chapters focus on different siblings and so ostensibly are told through the characters’ points of view, there’s some nastiness about describing certain people that reeks of ageism to me:

On stage, a cluster of post-menopausal women dressed in black leotards, fishnets and tap shoes were performing a coordinated song and dance routine. […] His appearance brough the arthritic rendition of “Don’t Tell Mama” to a standstill.

Sorry, but I think it’s awesome that these adult women are tap dancing! What does post-menopausal have to do with it? Why are they, apparently by default, supposed to be arthritic? Ugh, this attitude bothers me so much.

Okay, all that aside, Jackpot Summer is overall a very fast and mostly enjoyable read. The ending feels rushed and the siblings’ various problems and dilemmas get tied up neatly and a bit too easily. Still, I liked it enough to read it in a day and a half. As light summer entertainment, this one deserves a place in the beach bag!

2Jun2024

Book Review: Time’s Convert (All Souls, #4) by Deborah Harkness

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Title: Time’s Convert
Series: All Souls
Author: Deborah Harkness
Publisher: Viking
Publication date: September 18, 2018
Length: 436 pages
Genre: Supernatural/contemporary/historical fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating:

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of A Discovery of Witches, a novel about what it takes to become a vampire.

Set in contemporary Paris and London, and the American colonies during the upheaval and unrest that exploded into the Revolutionary War, a sweeping story that braids together the past and present.

On the battlefields of the American Revolution, Matthew de Clermont meets Marcus MacNeil, a young surgeon from Massachusetts, during a moment of political awakening when it seems that the world is on the brink of a brighter future. When Matthew offers him a chance at immortality and a new life, free from the restraints of his puritanical upbringing, Marcus seizes the opportunity to become a vampire. But his transformation is not an easy one and the ancient traditions and responsibilities of the de Clermont family clash with Marcus’s deeply-held beliefs in liberty, equality, and brotherhood.

A passionate love story and a fascinating exploration of the power of tradition and the possibilities for change, Time’s Convert will delight fans of the All Souls trilogy and all readers of magic, the supernatural, and romance.

I adored the world of Deborah Harkness’s All Souls books back when I first read them, and gobbled up each book in the original trilogy as soon as they were released. At the time of the 3rd book’s publication, it seemed like the story had reached its conclusion. But then, in 2018, the author released a fourth book, Time’s Convert, to continue the story and expand the world of All Souls even further. Naturally, I couldn’t resist, and bought a copy right away… and there it sat on my bookshelf for six years!

With the announcement of a new book in the series coming this summer, I realized it was finally time to dive back in. Fortunately, having recently watched the TV adaptation of A Discovery of Witches, I wasn’t going in cold, which ended up being a very good thing. This is a big, sprawling, complicated fictional world, and without the reminders provided by watching the series, I probably would have been lost.

The framing of Time’s Convert is a human-to-vampire transformation. Phoebe Taylor, the human beloved by Matthew’s son Marcus Whitmore, is ready to be reborn as a vampire in order to truly unite with Marcus and spend eternity with him. Making a vampire is serious business, with many terrible ways it can go wrong, and the de Clermont clan is taking no chances. Under the supervision of elder family members Miriam and Freyja, Phoebe’s rebirth will be carefully controlled and monitored each step of the way.

Unfortunately for Marcus, part of the process means that he cannot see Phoebe again until she is 90 days old as a vampire — infant vampires are too unpredictable and impulsive to make good choices, and Phoebe must actually choose to be with Marcus before they are officially mated. This leaves Marcus with a summer of anxious waiting, and he passes the time with Matthew and Diana, who hope to support him and ease his obsessive revisiting of the old memories that plague him.

Meanwhile, Matthew and Diana are dealing with potential crises of their own. Their toddler twins, Becca and Philip, are something unheard of in their world — a melding of vampire and witch genetics. Both display unusual traits, and raise alarms for others in the family, who worry that their powers, if not placed under tight control, could spell disaster for them all.

The book shifts focus between the three main plotlines: Phoebe’s transformation, Marcus’s history, and Matthew, Diana, and the twins.

Phoebe’s story is fascinating. We’ve never spent this kind of time in the series on the day to day ritual and challenges of vampire infancy and development. Through Phoebe, we learn all sorts of interesting bits and pieces about vampire appetites, food sources, sensitivity to light and sound, and more.

Marcus’s story is truly the heart of Time’s Convert, taking up more space than the other two plotlines. We go back to colonial New England, where we see Marcus’s life as the son of a cruel, domineering father, and what he must do to break free. Eventually, Marcus leaves home to join the revolution, and is present at the battle of Bunker Hill as well as with Washington’s forces in Pennsylvania and elsewhere. He learns about healing and becomes a surgeon, although without the means to get a formal education in medicine. Dying of one of the rampant fevers in a military camp, Marcus is offered the chance for new life by Matthew, and the next phase of his life begins.

We spend the next large chunk of time with Marcus in Paris, where he becomes embroiled with Marat, Danton, and other leaders of the French revolution. Only through the intervention of the de Clermont patriarch is Marcus finally forced to leave Paris before the Terror of the revolution ensnares him. From there, Marcus’s life continues in Edinburgh, New Orleans, and elsewhere, and finally leads him to where we know him in the present day.

As for Diana and Matthew, it’s quite interesting to see them grapple with understanding their children’s powers. They must struggle with raising their children as they wish while also addressing the concerns and even demands of the family’s leader, who wants them controlled no matter what. Also, there’s a very cute griffin!

Time’s Convert is under 500 pages, but it feels much longer. It’s jam-packed with people, places, historical events, and the internal mythology of the series. Many chapters and interludes move quickly, but there’s an overall heaviness to the reading experience — there’s just so much to take in.

The Marcus sections seem to move the slowest, especially before his vampire transformation. Until that point, it’s straight-up historical fiction set during the American revolution, which is fine, but not really what I come to the All Souls books to experience. Once Matthew gets involved, things pick up quite a bit, and the sections set in Paris and New Orleans are much more engaging as well.

Overall, I’m very happy to have returned to the world of All Souls! Part of me wishes I’d taken the time to reread the first three books before reading Time’s Convert — but honestly, who has the time? If I’d waited to do a reread, chances are I never would have gotten to Time’s Convert.

Being familiar with the details of the earlier books in the series is crucial for appreciating Time’s Convert and making sense of the complicated interconnectedness of the details and plot points. As I mentioned, the TV adaptation of the trilogy is a great shortcut — it’s not perfectly faithful to the books, but it’s close enough to provide an immersion back into that world. Another wonderful resource is The World of All Souls, a reference book (also released in 2018) that includes detailed synopses, character information, maps, and more. I kept it handy throughout this past week while reading Time’s Convert.

The next book in the series, The Black Bird Oracle, will be released in July 2024. I’ve already preordered my copy, and can’t wait to get started!

Synopsis (Goodreads):

Diana Bishop journeys to the darkest places within herself—and her family history—in the highly anticipated fifth novel of the beloved #1 New York Times bestselling All Souls series.

Deborah Harkness first introduced the world to Diana Bishop, Oxford scholar and witch, and vampire geneticist Matthew de Clairmont in A Discovery of Witches. Drawn to each other despite long-standing taboos, these two otherworldly beings found themselves at the center of a battle for a lost, enchanted manuscript known as Ashmole 782. Since then, they have fallen in love, traveled to Elizabethan England, dissolved the Covenant between the three species, and awoken the dark powers within Diana’s family line.

Now, Diana and Matthew receive a formal demand from the Congregation: They must test the magic of their seven-year-old twins, Pip and Rebecca. Concerned with their safety and desperate to avoid the same fate that led her parents to spellbind her, Diana decides to forge a different path for her family’s future and answers a message from a great-aunt she never knew existed, Gwyneth Proctor, whose invitation simply reads: It’s time you came home, Diana.

On the hallowed ground of Ravenswood, the Proctor family home, and under the tutelage of Gwyneth, a talented witch grounded in higher magic, a new era begins for Diana: a confrontation with her family’s dark past, and a reckoning for her own desire for even greater power—if she can let go, finally, of her fear of wielding it.

1Jun2024

Book Review: The Guncle Abroad by Steven Rowley

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Title: The Guncle Abroad
Author: Steven Rowley
Publisher: G.P. Putnam’s Sons
Publication date: May 21, 2024
Length: 320 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Review copy via NetGalley (audiobook purchased via Audible)
Rating:

Patrick O’Hara is called back to his guncle duties . . . This time for a big family wedding in Italy.

Patrick O’Hara is back. It’s been five years since his summer as his niece Maisie and nephew Grant’s caretaker after their mother’s passing. The kids are back in Connecticut with their dad, and Patrick has relocated to New York to remain close by and relaunch his dormant acting career. After the run of his second successful sit-com comes to a close, Patrick feels on top of the world . . . professionally. But some things have had to take a back seat. Looking down both barrels at fifty, Patrick is single again after breaking things off with Emory. But at least he has a family to lean on. Until that family needs to again lean on him.

When Patrick’s brother, Greg, announces he’s getting remarried in Italy, Maisie and Grant are not thrilled. Patrick feels drawn to take the two back under his wing. As they travel through Europe on their way to the wedding, Patrick tries his best to help them understand love, much as he once helped them comprehend grief. But when they arrive in Italy, Patrick is overextended managing a groom with cold feet; his sister, Clara, flirting with guests left and right; a growing rivalry with the kids’ charming soon-to-be-launt (lesbian aunt), and two moody young teens trying to adjust to a new normal, all culminating in a disastrous rehearsal dinner.

Can Patrick save the day? Will teaching the kids about love help him repair his own love life? Can the change of scenery help Patrick come to terms with finally growing up?

Gracing the work with his signature blend of humor and heart, Steven Rowley charms with a beloved story about the complicated bonds of family, love, and what it takes to rediscover yourself, even at the ripe age of fifty.

Here’s how I started my review of The Guncle, the book that first introduced us to Patrick O’Hara and his niblings, Maisie and Grant:

After absolutely loving this author’s most recent novel, The Celebrants, I was eager to explore more. The Guncle, released in 2021, charmed me as soon as I saw the cover (I’m easily swayed by great covers!). I’m happy to report that The Guncle delivers in so many ways, and won my heart completely.

One advantage of reading a book a few years after its release is that you barely have to wait at all for a sequel! The Guncle was published in 2021, but I read it earlier this year… and yet — voila! — between that book and The Guncle Abroad, five years have passed! For the characters, in any case.

In The Guncle Abroad, Patrick is a far happier man in many ways, especially in comparison to how we first me him in The Guncle. He’s experienced a career revival, has moved to New York and remained actively involved in his brother’s family’s lives, and (until their recent breakup) had a loving long-term relationship with the wonderful Emory. (And yes, I felt my heart break just a teeny bit upon learning that they’d broken up.)

But as the book opens, Patrick finds himself with a mission. Greg, widowed five years earlier, is getting married to the woman he’s fallen in love with… who happens to be from an insanely wealthy, titled Italian family. (Who knew they still had nobility and titles in Italy? I sure didn’t!) The wedding will be a no-expense-spared affair at Lake Como, and all is delightful — except the kids aren’t happy. Clearly, Greg needs Patrick’s help.

As Greg prepares to meet his fiancée Livia in Italy for wedding prep, Patrick agrees to take the kids for summer. They meet him in London (where he’s wrapping filming on a new movie co-starring Jude Law!), and then accompany Patrick on a European vacation. His goal? Teach them all about love and love languages, so they can maybe find it in their hearts to accept Livia and their dad’s upcoming marriage.

Patrick, Maisie, and Grant are as amazing together as ever… although it is a bit disconcerting to encounter them at ages 14 and 11. Kids grow up so fast! Maisie is hovering between childhood and full-on teen mode, and Grant has outgrown his lisp but not his cuteness. As the trio traverse Paris, Salzburg, and Venice, Patrick does his best to teach them about cherishing people who care about them, accepting gifts with gratitude, and opening their hearts to new people and experiences. It’s an uphill climb for sure. Maisie and Grant still carry their grief for their mother, as does Patrick, and can’t fathom allowing Livia into their lives.

Can grief and gratitude coexist? Could he miss the kids’ mother and also be grateful for his time with Maisie and Grant? Or did the gratitude just make him miss Sara more and wish she was the one on this train with him instead of her sleeping kids? And in helping them these past few years with their grief, had he once again neglected his own?

The Guncle Abroad is as riotously funny as the previous book. Patrick is so incredibly over the top, and honestly, I love him to bits. But silly quips and jokes are not the only things going for this book. There are deeper veins of love, loss, healing, honoring memories, finding hope, and facing hard truths. The European adventure is eye-opening not just for Maisie and Grant, but also for Patrick.

Okay, but we do actually need to pay tribute to just a few of the passages and conversations that cracked me up:

Grant’s game console made a sound like something swirling a drain and he groaned. “Why can’t Dad marry Palmina?”

Speaking of nemeses, a cold child ran down Patrick’s spine. “Palmina’s a lesbian, you know that.”

Grant didn’t seem to view that as disqualifying. “Yeah, but gay marriage is legal now.”

“Children,” Livia said, part greeting, part statement of fact.

“I ask what’s going on, I do, but they don’t give me straight answers.”

“Do they give you gay ones?”

Patrick really is utter perfection — outwardly vain, always needing the spotlight, and with a bon mot for all occasions — but inwardly sensitive and oh-so-amazing as an uncle (guncle) to the pair of children he loves so much.

I listened to the audiobook version of The Guncle Abroad, and as with the previous book, the author is also the narrator. And while some authors are cringe-level awful at narration, the opposite is totally true here. Steven Rowley absolutely nails his characters voices, and his delivery as Patrick is *chef’s kiss* amazing.

My only teensy quibbles with The Guncle Abroad have to do with Livia and her sister Palmina. Livia is something of a blank. We see her in various scenes, but I didn’t feel that I got to know anything about her personality or a deeper sense of how she feels about Greg and the children. Meanwhile, Palmina (referred to by the kids as their new “launt”) immediately sets off Patrick’s alarms as competition for the kids’ affection and admiration — she’s just so effortlessly cool — but the shtick gets old pretty quickly, and I could have done without quite so much Palmina focus.

Still, these factors did not in the slightest keep me from loving this book. The Guncle Abroad is sweet, funny, honest, and constantly entertaining, and Patrick is the best. (Have I said that already? It’s true. He is). The Guncle Abroad has a super satisfying ending… but I still felt sad, because it seems pretty definitively to have wrapped up all storylines, and I’d love to think that there’s another Patrick/Maisie/Grant adventure in our future. Maybe when they’re another five years older?

Having read Steve Rowley’s three most recent books, I can safely say that I’ll read whatever he writes from this point forward. I love his characters, his humor, his pacing, and his way with snappy dialogue. I encourage everyone to check out The Guncle Abroad (read The Guncle first, obviously)… and if you really want a treat, give the audiobook a try.