Novella review: The Tusks of Extinction by Ray Nayler

 Title: The Tusks of Extinction
Author: Ray Nayler
Publisher: Tor Books
Publication date: January 16, 2024
Length: 192 pages
Genre: Science fiction
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

When you bring back a long-extinct species, there’s more to success than the DNA.

Moscow has resurrected the mammoth, but someone must teach them how to be mammoths, or they are doomed to die out, again.

The late Dr. Damira Khismatullina, the world’s foremost expert in elephant behavior, is called in to help. While she was murdered a year ago, her digitized consciousness is uploaded into the brain of a mammoth.

Can she help the magnificent creatures fend off poachers long enough for their species to take hold?

And will she ever discover the real reason they were brought back?

A tense eco-thriller from a new master of the genre.

The synopsis kind of says it all, yet doesn’t do justice to the weirdness and wonder of The Tusks of Extinction.

The main plot points are as described: A scientist who devoted herself to studying elephants, and lost her life in the doomed fight against poachers, is returned one hundred years after her murder to a new life thanks to the digital brain mapping made before her death.

Damira’s driving passion was to save the elephants — a passion that failed. Elephants are now extinct in the wild, with only a few specimens still living on in captivity. But a team of scientists has reconstructed mammoths through the wonders of genetic technology, and new herds wander the Siberian steppes. The problem, though, is that the mammoths were gestated and raised by captive elephants. They have no social structures with species memory, and lack the skills needed to survive and thrive in the wild.

Damira’s conciousness, transferred into the brain of a mammoth matriarch, has the ability to change all that. She understands elephant dynamics better than anyone, living or dead. With Damira leading the herd, the mammoths finally have a chance to reclaim their place in the world, and perhaps reclaim space for other resurrected species as well. But poachers are still as ruthless as ever, and the black market value of mammoth tusks can make people unimaginably wealthy. It may not be enough for Damira to simply teach the mammoths the ways of elephants — she may also have to teach them to fight back.

Giants may walk the earth again, but for how long? The problem you are trying to solve — how to bring animals back from extinction — it’s the wrong problem. Extinction has only one cause, and that cause is older, even, than the wheel. That cause is human greed.

As I said, this is a weird concept and a weird story, and yet, I really loved it. We learn about Damira through flashbacks and scenes of her present life, and the author presents mammoth thought processes in a fascinating way. At the same time, we follow poachers and hunters with varying motivations, learn about what their purposes are, and follow them to their fates.

Power was the ability to destroy without needing to. To do it not out of necessity, but as an act of pure excess. To do something to someone else simply because you could. And this was perhaps the greatest power of all: to kill something that no one else could kill.

To have a miracle resurrected — and then destroy it.

The writing is beautiful, with harsh truths about humanity’s future and the future of life on the planet. Through Damira, we’re shown reflections on the role of our pasts and how they shape our present. Damira’s thoughts flow across time, weaving together the disparate threads of her life to see the patterns that brought her to her new existence:

Whoever can remember is real. A being that remembers is alive, and authentic. I am here. That is enough.

The Tusks of Extinction is sad and awe-inspiring and thought-provoking. It’s definitely unlike anything else I’ve read. I’m looking forward to reading this author’s debut novel. The Mountain in the Sea, with my book group later this year.

Book Review: Ghost Talkers by Mary Robinette Kowal

Title: Ghost Talkers
Author: Mary Robinette Kowal
Publisher: Tor Books Books
Publication date: August 16, 2016
Length: 304 pages
Genre: Historical fiction / fantasy
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Ginger Stuyvesant, an American heiress living in London during World War I, is engaged to Captain Benjamin Harford, an intelligence officer. Ginger is a medium for the Spirit Corps, a special Spiritualist force.

Each soldier heading for the front is conditioned to report to the mediums of the Spirit Corps when they die so the Corps can pass instant information about troop movements to military intelligence.

Ginger and her fellow mediums contribute a great deal to the war efforts, so long as they pass the information through appropriate channels. While Ben is away at the front, Ginger discovers the presence of a traitor. Without the presence of her fiance to validate her findings, the top brass thinks she’s just imagining things. Even worse, it is clear that the Spirit Corps is now being directly targeted by the German war effort. Left to her own devices, Ginger has to find out how the Germans are targeting the Spirit Corps and stop them. This is a difficult and dangerous task for a woman of that era, but this time both the spirit and the flesh are willing…

How might the Great War have been different if soldiers killed in battle could report back, in real time, on what they saw and experienced?

In Ghost Talkers, the British army employs a top-secret corps of mediums, known as the Spirit Corps, to receive the ghosts of newly dead soldiers and take their final reports. The ghosts appear to the spirit circles and can, in some cases, provide useful information — such as where the German soldiers were firing from, or what they saw immediately before dying. The information gathered is sent directly back to the front, and then the mediums take any final messages before the ghosts move on through the veil to the next plane.

Ginger is one of the lead mediums, working double shifts to take reports — an exhausting process that involves extending her soul beyond her physical body to interact with with ghosts on the spirit plane. This is dangerous for the mediums: Being on the spirit plane is freeing in many ways, and there’s a risk that the medium will lost contact with their body, perhaps never to return. The spirit circle grounds the medium to the physical realm, but the danger is constant.

These spiritual risks are amplified when evidence comes through the reports of the deceased that the Germans are aware of the Spirit Corps and have plans to sabotage them. Ginger finds herself pursuing leads that the top brass choose to ignore, and soon finds both her physical and spiritual self in grave peril.

Ghost Talkers has a fascinating premise, and I mostly enjoyed it. However a couple of small points kept me from fulling engaging. Chief among these is the lack of emotional connection. We’re thrust right into the action, and I did enjoy Ginger and Ben as characters, but because the plot is so in-the-moment, there’s no backstory. I don’t necessarily need every moment of their past to appreciate them in the present, but I would have liked to know more about how Ginger ended up in the war in the first place, what her family life back home was like, and most importantly, at least a little bit more about her romance with Ben.

My other issue is that the plot is rather convoluted, and there are so many soldiers and officers named and involved, some of whom only appear in the briefest of scenes, that it’s difficult to sort them all out. By the time the traitor is revealed, I’d lost track of some of the potential suspects, so the impact was a bit lost on me.

Ghost Talkers has been on my shelf for several years now — it was my last remaining book by Mary Robinette Kowal that I hadn’t read, and now I can say that I’ve read all of her novels! This author is one of my favorites, and I’m glad to have experienced Ghost Talkers, but in terms of total immersion and investment, it doesn’t quite reach the greatness of many of her other books.

Still, I appreciated the interesting premise and the spotlight on women’s roles during a time when their contributions were not valued. If you enjoy historical fiction with a ghostly twist, this is a good one to check out.


Washington Post review
The Guardian review

Book Review: Not the Ones Dead (Kate Shugak, #23) by Dana Stabenow

Title: Not the Ones Dead
Series: Kate Shugak, #23
Author: Dana Stabenow
Publisher: Head of Zeus
Publication date: April 11, 2023
Length: 336 pages
Genre: Mystery/crime
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

The gripping new Kate Shugak novel by New York Times bestselling author Dana Stabenow. What seems a tragic accident soon becomes a murder investigation as Kate is drawn into a case of political intrigue.

A mid-air collision in the Alaskan wilderness between two small aircraft leaves ten people dead. Was it a bird strike, pilot error… or premeditated murder?

Then an eleventh body is found in the wreckage: a man shot gangland style, twice in the chest and once in the head.

In an investigation that reaches to the highest levels of government, justice may not be served, but Kate Shugak is determined that the truth will out, even at the risk of her life and the lives of those she loves most.

The Kate Shugak series is 23 books strong (with a 24th book announced for publication in 2025)… and when I say strong, I mean it! This series shows absolutely no signs of running out of steam. I enjoy every new addition to the overall series, and Not the Ones Dead is no exception.

In Not the Ones Dead, we open with glimpses of outsiders in the Park (the fictional national park in Alaska where most of the Kate stories take place). The residents of Niniltna and the surrounding area, known affectionately as Park rats, are an eclectic mix, but they look out for their own… and these strangers seem to be nothing but trouble.

As the story unfolds, strange and threatening incidents occur, culminating in the midair collision between two small aircraft. At roughly the same time, a beloved local is run off the road, and there’s a blatant case of arson that impacts the entire community. When Kate is hired to look into the midair, she begins to uncover a web of secrets and violence, not without danger to herself and her chosen family.

I won’t go into plot — there’s really no need. Kate Shugak is a terrific character in her own right, and the series is filled with a cast of characters who’ve come to each have a role in the community Kate inhabits. When I read a Kate Shugak book, it’s less for the crime/mystery story and more for the chance to revisit these amazing people, the settings, and the interwoven connections between all the various people in Kate’s orbit.

(I need to give my standard shout-out to Mutt, as I do whenever I write about a Kate book. Mutt is a Very Good Dog, definitely a top contender for best dog in fiction, and no review of a Kate Shugak novel would be complete without a salute to Mutt.)

I’ll give my standard disclaimer: Yes, you could probably pick up Not the Ones Dead and follow the overall mystery storyline… but I tend to think you’d be lost overall, without the context of who these people are, what the different factions, associations, and aunties represent, and reference points to earlier events in Kate’s life and career.

As always, I’ll simply suggest starting with book #1, A Cold Day for Murder. It might feel daunting to start at the beginning of a 23-book series, but trust me, it’s worth it!

Not the Ones Dead is an engaging, satisfying read, and I’m always thankful for the chance to spend time in Kate’s world. Can’t wait for #24!

Audiobook Review: The Vintage Village Bake Off by Judy Leigh

Title: The Vintage Village Bake Off
Author: Judy Leigh
Narrator: Phyllida Nash
Publisher: Boldwood Books
Publication date: December 4, 2023
Print length: 336 pages
Audio length: 10 hours 24 minutes
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Living in happy solitude with his cat Isaac Mewton in the Devon village of Millbrook, entertained by his mischievous chickens and goats, Robert has never figured out the rules of romance. But as the local ladies vie for his company, it soon becomes clear that Robert’s Victoria Sponge cake is the lure, and as his baking prowess grows, so does his confidence.

Cheesecakes, meringues, puddings, Robert can do it all, but his real masterpieces are his scones – ginger, rosemary, coconut, fruit, his recipes are inspired and soon come to the attention of the local media. Which county does the best cream tea – Devon or Cornwall? It’s time for an age-old debate to be settled with a competition.

Robert’s sisters Bunty and Hattie are both at crossroads in their lives, so news of their brother’s baking competition is the perfect excuse to bring them to Millbrook. And as the siblings relish each other’s company, and Robert relishes being at the heart of his community, a summer of scones may just light the way to long-lasting happiness for them all.

Enjoy Judy Leigh’s wonderful world of family, friendship and feasting in this perfect feel-good story for all fans of Maddie Please, Dawn French and Caroline James.

This is my 3rd Judy Leigh book, and it definitely won’t be my last. The Vintage Village Bake Off is a feel-good, warm-hearted book about second chance love, sibling support, small town communities… and lots and lots of scones.

The main character, contrary to what the synopsis above implies, is not Robert Parkins, but his sister Hattie. Hattie’s bully of a husband ran off with another woman after fifty years of a miserable marriage. Newly divorced and on her own, Hattie is finally starting to reemerge from the protective shell she’d tucked herself into so long ago.

When Hattie’s sister Bunty arrives unexpectedly, having left her husband for a fling with another man who paid her some attention, Hattie’s patience wears thin. Finally fed up, she leaves Bunty and her ill-advised lover in her own home and heads to their brother Robert’s home in Devon.

Robert is delighted by Hattie’s arrival. The siblings hadn’t spent much time together while Hattie was married, and this is a chance for them to reconnect and simply enjoy one another’s company. Robert lives a peaceful bachelor life with his cat, goats, and hens, and has become a “babe magnet” (as the vicar describes it) thanks to the delicious desserts he brings to the local gardening club’s meetings.

When a reporter describes Robert’s scones as the best in the entire region, she inadvertently kicks off a war, as a rival reporter in Cornwall takes offense and challenges Robert to a showdown. The Scone Wars are on! While presented as a way to generate media buzz and some local pride, Robert is less than enthused about the idea of going to war over baking… but when he meets his opponent, a lovely teashop and bakery owner named Tressy, the competition becomes a lot more enticing.

Ah, this book is a delight! The Scone Wars storyline doesn’t actually kick in until much later, and meanwhile, it’s quite a lovely story following the three siblings — Robert, Hattie, and Bunty — with chapters from each of their perspectives, learning more about their lives, their disappointments, and their hopes for new beginnings. All three are in their seventies, and while they may each in their own way feel that they’ve missed out during their lives, they’re all ready for new adventures and are open to learning and changing their ways.

Hattie, especially, is wonderful. While it’s sad to see how diminished she became through her marriage to a domineering, emotionally abusive man, her road to self-discovery and empowerment is terrific. As Hattie rediscovers her love of music, allows herself to try new clothing, styles, and activities, and opens herself to new friendships, she finds courage and hope after a long, dismal stretch of years.

Bunty is flighty and harder to like at the start, but as we get to know her, we see too how her poor decision-making and silliness are just some aspects of her loving personality, so I did eventually warm up to her as well.

Robert is a gentle soul, lovably befuddled by the women who clamor for his attention and continually show up at his doorstep asking for jam or for help with recipes. He’s a dear man who’s live a solitary life, and is a great example of how it’s never too late to find love, even when least expected.

Judy Leigh once again delivers a story of sweetness, connection, and humor — I adore her gentle touch with a story and the mix of silliness with deeper emotions and the occasional sadder memories.

Phyllida Nash’s narration is spot on, providing the voices of the main characters as well as the cast of characters making up village life — each person is distinctive, and I love how well she brings the quirks and personalities to life.

Sweet and savory (just like Robert’s scones), The Vintage Village Bake Off is a tasty little treat that left me hungry for more (and yearning to savor some delicious home baking). I’m looking forward to enjoying more of Judy Leigh’s wonderful books in the coming year.

Book Review: Emmett by L. C. Rosen

Title: Emmett
Author: L. C. Rosen
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Publication date: November 7, 2023
Length: 272 pages
Genre: Young adult fiction
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 5 out of 5.

A modern-day gay YA Emma, with the spikey social critique of Austen plus the lush over-the-top romance of Bridgerton.

Emmett Woodhouse, handsome, clever and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence and had lived nearly eighteen years in the world with very little to distress or vex him.

Emmett knows he’s blessed. And because of that, he tries to give back: from charity work to letting the often irritating Georgia sit at his table at lunch, he knows it’s important to be nice. And recently, he’s found a new way of giving: matchmaking. He set up his best friend Taylor with her new boyfriend and it’s gone perfectly. So when his occasional friend-with-benefits Harrison starts saying he wants a boyfriend (something Emmett definitely does NOT want to be), he decides to try and find Harrison the perfect man at Highbury Academy, the candy-colored private school they attend just outside Los Angeles. 

Emmett’s childhood friend, Miles, thinks finding a boyfriend for a guy you sleep with is a bad idea. But Miles is straight, and Emmett says this is gay life – your friends, your lovers, your boyfriends – they all come from the same very small pool. That’s why Emmett doesn’t date – to keep things clean. He knows the human brain isn’t done developing until twenty-five, so any relationship he enters into before then would inevitably end in a breakup, in loss. And he’s seen what loss can do. His mother died four years ago and his dad hasn’t been the same since. 

But the lines Emmett tries to draw are more porous than he thinks, and as he tries to find Harrison the perfect match, he learns that gifted as he may be, maybe he has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to love. 

Modern and very gay, with a charmingly conceited lead who is convinced he knows it all, and the occasional reference to the classic movie CluelessEmmett brings you lush romance all while exploring the complexities of queer culture—where your lovers and friends are sometimes the same person, but the person you fall in love with might be a total surprise.

Emmett by L. C. Rosen is the Emma retelling I never knew I needed!

In this contemporary, young adult, gender-flipped, and (as the synopsis states) “very gay” version of Jane Austen’s classic, our main character is Emmett Woodhouse — an attractive high school senior attending a fancy, expensive private school, living a life of comfort and privilege, but also dedicated to giving back, getting involved, and — above all — being nice.

Ever since losing his mother to cancer four years earlier, Emmett has lived alone with his over-protective father, whose hypochondriac tendencies and endless worry about Emmett’s health have gotten worse and worse over time. After seeing the effects of loss and heartbreak up close, Emmett has decided that romance is not for him. His mother once told him that people’s brains don’t fully develop until age 25, so his policy is to avoid relationships until then. That doesn’t mean he can’t have sex, though — physical pleasure is importance for one’s well-being, making it easier to keep up with the niceness.

Emmett is opinionated and a busybody, but has convinced himself of the rightness of his actions. Sure, he enjoys fooling around with Harrison, but since Harrison wants a boyfriend — and Emmett is clearly not going to be it — the nicest thing he can do is find Harrison someone worthy. Not that Robert guy, who Emmett is sure is beneath Harrison. Maybe the hot cheerleader with thousands of social media followers?

Ah, Emmett is a total delight, start to finish. I won’t delve too deeply into the details — there’s so much joy in just following the story and seeing where it goes. I love a good Austen retelling that’s not afraid to bend the story just enough to make sense in a contemporary setting. Emmett succeeds wonderfully at keeping the bones of the Emma story, but fitting it into a modern teen setting and giving the characters motivations and feelings that feel right.

The author gives Emmett deeper layers than I usually attribute to Austen’s Emma. Here, we see clearly how strongly affected Emmett is by his mother’s death; it’s the behind-the-scenes reason for so much of what he does and how he thinks, and it ties the story together in some really beautiful ways.

Author L. C. Rosen (who also writes adult fiction as Lev AC Rosen) proves yet again what a gifted writer he is. Emmett’s story is terrific, the infusion of Austen themes is subtle enough to be recognizable yet not feel like we’re being hit over the head with it, and even knowing the major beats of an Emma story, Emmett still delivers surprises, twists, and plenty of delight.

Emma is one of my favorite Jane Austen novels — I’ve read the original several times, and have watched at least 3 or 4 adaptations. In fact, my only difficulty with reading Emmett is how ingrained the character of Emma is in my mind, so that I often had to stop and remind myself that I was reading about a teen boy, not Emma herself.

Overall, I loved every bit of Emmett. The characters are terrific, the storytelling is a great piece of entertainment, and the writing hooked me from the very first page. I’d say Emmett is a must-read!

Book Review: The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store by James McBride

Title: The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store
Author: James McBride
Publisher: Riverhead Books
Publication date: August 8, 2023
Length: 385 pages
Genre: Historical fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating: n/a

The new novel from the bestselling, National Book Award-winning, Oprah Book Club-picked, Barack Obama favourite James McBride.

In 1972, when workers in Pottstown, Pennsylvania, were digging the foundations for a new development, the last thing they expected to find was a skeleton at the bottom of a well. Who the skeleton was and how it got there were two of the long-held secrets kept by the residents of Chicken Hill, the dilapidated neighbourhood where immigrant Jews and African Americans lived side by side and shared ambitions and sorrows.

As these characters’ stories overlap and deepen, it becomes clear how much the people who live on the margins struggle and what they must do to survive. When the truth is finally revealed about what happened on Chicken Hill and the part the town’s white establishment played in it, McBride shows us that even in dark times, it is love and community-heaven and earth-that sustain us.

I was tempted to skip writing a review of The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store, because I simply didn’t know quite how to summarize my reading experience.

In terms of artistry, it’s an impressive achievement. Probaby 4 – 5 stars. And yet, I didn’t actually enjoy the process of reading this book all that much… so 3 stars? Rather than attach a number, I’ll just share a few thoughts, and leave it at that.

Let me start by saying that “literary fiction” isn’t especially my jam, precisely because of the sort of dilemma I’m having here. I can appreciate beautiful use of language and original, artistic storytelling — but if the plot doesn’t pull me in and make me hate to put the book down, it’s just not going to be all that fun for me.

For The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store, I was intrigued by what I’d heard even before picking up the book. In brief, the book tells the story of the poor neighborhood of Chicken Hill in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. In the 1930s, Chicken Hill is where the Jewish and Black communities find a home, since the white, Protestant residents of Pottstown — including the town doctor, who dons a hood and marches with the KKK each year — don’t want them polluting the nicer areas of their town.

Here in Chicken Hill, there are jazz theaters and speakeasies, a synagogue and mikveh, and the Heaven & Earth Grocery Store, run by Chona, the daughter of the man who first built the store, who was also the local rabbi. Chona’s husband Moshe runs the theater and is madly in love with Chona. Chona has a beautiful heart and welcomes the entire neighborhood to her store, where she isn’t particularly picky about who can pay and who can’t — she makes sure people have enough to eat, and sends the children on their way feeling cared for and loved.

The book opens in 1972, when a body is found in a well. We then go back 50 years to the main story of the book, which is essentially a profile of the lives of Chicken Hill’s families, showing their connections, stories, conflicts, and secrets, building up by the end to the revelation of the truth about that body.

The resolution of the mystery isn’t what drives the book, though. Instead, the book weaves in and out of people’s lives, showing their relationships, their differences, and how the people of the different communities within Chicken Hill hold themselves separate yet also come together in a crisis.

The storytelling meanders quite a bit, especially for the first third or so of the book, as we get to know the essence of the neighborhood and its people. This is probably why I didn’t have a great time reading this book — I wanted a bit more forward motion, and that’s hard to come by until later in the book.

Ultimately, the intricate interconnections between the various characters, as well as their backstories and hidden motivations, make this book a literary achievement. While the style wasn’t what I typically enjoy, I still appreciated the historical elements, the sprawling cast of characters, and the depiction of a memorable time and place.

This is just one reader’s response! The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store is listed on a huge number of notable and “best of” lists for 2023, and I recommend looking into it further if you think this might be a book for you.

To read more about The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store:

New York Times review
NPR review
Washington Post review
The Guardian review

Book Review: My Roommate Is A Vampire by Jenna Levine

Title: My Roommate Is A Vampire
Author: Jenna Levine
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: August 29, 2023
Length: 341 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

True love is at stake in this charming, debut romantic comedy.

Cassie Greenberg loves being an artist, but it’s a tough way to make a living. On the brink of eviction, she’s desperate when she finds a too-good-to-be-true apartment in a beautiful Chicago neighborhood. Cassie knows there has to be a catch—only someone with a secret to hide would rent out a room for that price.

Of course, her new roommate Frederick J. Fitzwilliam is far from normal. He sleeps all day, is out at night on business, and talks like he walked out of a regency romance novel. He also leaves Cassie heart-melting notes around the apartment, cares about her art, and asks about her day. And he doesn’t look half bad shirtless, on the rare occasions they’re both home and awake. But when Cassie finds bags of blood in the fridge that definitely weren’t there earlier, Frederick has to come clean…

Cassie’s sexy new roommate is a vampire. And he has a proposition for her.

In My Roommate Is A Vampire, Cassie’s life is a mess — working low-paying part-time jobs instead of putting her MFA to use as an artist, and living in a terrible apartment that she can’t afford (and is about to get kicked out of). No wonder she’s desperate enough to answer a Craigslist ad that seems sketchy. How can someone possibly be offering a roommate situation in an upscale Chicago neighborhood for only $200 per month?

Despite serious misgivings, she decides to check it out, and discovers a huge luxury apartment with gorgeous views of the lake. Sure, the roommate seems odd, dressed in three-piece suit, referring to her as “Miss Greenberg”, and behaving stiffly formal at all times — but he’s also incredibly attractive, very polite, and very willing to accommodate Cassie’s every need. With nowhere else to live and no obvious reason to say no, Cassie moves in.

Frederick’s weirdness is oddly charming, as he interacts with Cassie mainly through handwritten notes (with gorgeous penmanship, fancy paper, and even wax seals). Still, Cassie just knows there’s something going on with Frederick that’s not normal, starting with when she goes to make herself food and finds that the beautiful kitchen has not a single cooking implement or utensil in it. When she asks Frederick about it, he buys out an entire store’s worth of Le Creuset on her behalf… but still. How was he eating, before Cassie arrived?

As the title of the book makes clear, Frederick is a vampire — hence the empty kitchen, odd behavior, and old-fashioned manners. After a 100-year sleep, Frederick has to learn to cope in the 21st century, and he’s hoping that Cassie will guide him through modern customs, clothing, and daily life. Plus email, internet, and Instagram.

After her initial horror at learning the truth, Cassie ultimately agrees with Frederick’s plan, and soon guides him through buying jeans and henleys (making him look even hotter), ordering complex coffee at pretentious coffee shops, and making small talk at parties. He even watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer with her (which is hilarious, even though he’s shocked by her statement that Giles is the hottest man on the show).

Obviously, there’s a romance brewing, complicated by some silly drama with Frederick’s family and a century-old betrothal. Clearly, from the tone of the book and the cover, this is a happy, upbeat story, so we know that all will end well (and it does).

I liked My Roommate Is A Vampire well enough, although there are some flaws that made me roll my eyes a little too often to consider this a great read. Among my quibbles:

  • There’s a lot of time spent explaining Cassie’s art, and it sounds awful. (OK, I’m no art expert, so maybe that’s just me…).
  • Certain plot points never get explained or followed up, especially some elements of Frederick’s history, and also Cassie’s career path.
  • The sex scenes are unnecessarily explicit. (Again, this maybe has more to do with my reading preferences, but then again, the details seem jarring against the overall light and fluffy tone of the book).
  • The whole dramatic climax of the book, involving a threat and danger and a big rescue, is utterly bland. Nothing actually happens, and it’s resolved way too easily.
  • Vampire books need rules! While Frederick explains a few facts of his life to Cassie, pointing out what Buffy gets right, there’s still a lot left unexplained. How does he have sex? Does he breathe or not? Why is he described as having stubble in one scene? Inquiring minds want to know.
  • Vampires in this book apparently have random magical abilities, and Frederick’s is… well, I’m not going to say, but it’s so oddly random and weird. Maybe it was intended to be funny (and okay, it kind of is), but it’s also something that the story doesn’t need at all, and could have been left out entirely.

I know I’m being picky (perhaps overly picky) about a book that clearly is not intended to be taken seriously in any way. But still, I need my fiction — even my light-hearted, fluffy fiction — to be a little more tied up and have stakes (ha!) that make more sense.

Still, there’s plenty of fun to be had within the pages of My Roommate Is A Vampire. Frederick’s letter, texts, and emails are very funny, and seeing him get past his ideas of propriety and social norms in the 21st century can be a total hoot.

As a silly snack in between some heavier reads, My Roommate Is A Vampire was a fun choice this week.

Book Review: Three Holidays and a Wedding by Uzma Jalaluddin and Marissa Stapley

Title: Three Holidays and a Wedding
Author: Uzma Jalaluddin and Marissa Stapley
Publisher: G. P. Putnam’s Sons
Publication date: September 23, 2023
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Three times the holiday magic. Three times the chaos.

As strangers and seatmates Maryam Aziz and Anna Gibson fly to Toronto over the holidays—Maryam to her sister’s impromptu wedding, and Anna to meet her boyfriend’s wealthy family for the first time—neither expect that severe turbulence will scare them into confessing their deepest hopes and fears to one another. At least they’ll never see each other again. And the love of Maryam’s life, Saif, wasn’t sitting two rows behind them hearing it all. Oops.

An emergency landing finds Anna, Saif, Maryam, and her sister’s entire bridal party snowbound at the quirky Snow Falls Inn in a picture-perfect town, where fate has Anna’s actor-crush filming a holiday romance. As Maryam finds the courage to open her heart to Saif, and Anna feels the magic of being snowbound with an unexpected new love—both women soon realize there’s no place they’d rather be for the holidays.

Three Holidays and a Wedding is a light, upbeat holiday read that weaves Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan celebrations together into a sweet romance-filled story.

Anna is headed to Toronto to meet her boyfriend’s ultra-wealthy family for the first time, but with some nervousness. Everything has to be perfect, everything is planned to the last detail… but after only six months of a relationship, Anna isn’t ready for the engagement ring she finds in his suitcase, especially since she’s been careful to hide all the non-perfect pieces of herself away from him.

Maryam is shepherding her needy family to Toronto for her younger sister Saima’s last-minute wedding, which fell to responsible Maryam to plan. After an earlier heartbreak, Maryam has resigned herself to the box her family has put her in, always being the dutiful daughter, but she has regrets and frustrations none the less.

Seated together, Anna and Maryam initially just annoy each other on the plane, but when they hit terrifying turbulence during a blizzard, they support one another and share their deepest fears, hopes, and secrets. But Maryam’s secret crush Saif is seated just behind them and hears it all, and once they discover that the plane has been diverted to the tiny town of Snow Falls, they realize that they’ll all be stuck together for at least several days.

With Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan all overlapping within the coming days, as well as wedding plans that look likely to be cancelled and pressure from Anna’s boyfriend (who seems to blame her for not making it to Toronto as planned), this could be an awful, stressful experience. And yet, once the stranded passengers settle into the local inn and start seeing what Snow Falls has to offer, this nightmarish travel interruption soon turns into a lovely retreat from the rest of the world.

Snow Falls is an idyllic small town that welcomes strangers and offers cultural and religious diversity, with everything anyone could need to celebrate the holiday of their choice, from a mosque to halal food to rugelach and a Christmas pageant. The townspeople open their doors and their hearts to the new arrivals, and everyone gets caught up in the town’s holiday preparations while waiting for the blizzard to end.

Three Holidays and a Wedding is really quite sweet, and much of the plot is driven by the friendship between Anna and Maryam. The two women are from completely different backgrounds, but are able to connect as they share their hopes and dreams, as well as their sadness and past disappointments. They each get a love story, and each love story is nice (the men are quite dreamy and special), but I found the friendship and family angles of the story to be the most engaging and moving.

I enjoyed the way the authors incorporate the traditions of different religions into the story. It never feels like the reader is being talked down to or that the authors are deliberately trying to educate — instead, we simply see how the various characters go about observing their rituals and practices in their daily lives. I learned about Ramadan experiences that I wasn’t familiar with, and appreciated seeing the Hanukkah and Christmas traditions so well represented too.

Of course, the town of Snow Falls seems much too good to be true. I mean, it’s practically perfect in every way. The townspeople are welcoming, they shower the passengers with attention and give them gifts, they welcome them into their town celebrations and even put them in charge of the holiday pageant. It’s all lovely… but definitely feels like the sort of wish fulfillment that only exists in Hallmark movies.

But — we don’t read contemporary romance for gritty reality, do we? Three Holidays and a Wedding is full of good cheer, friendship, and family, as well as two wholesome, healthy love stories. I appreciated the emphasis on Anna and Maryam’s friendship, and how they support one another in facing their own feelings and making changes in how they view their lives.

Overall, this is a warm-hearted book that’s a great fit for this time of year. It’s a fast read, and I had a lot of fun with it. Grab a cozy blanket and fluffy socks, add in a mug of hot cocoa, and enjoy!

Book Review: Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros

Title: Iron Flame
Series: The Empyrean, #2
Author: Rebecca Yarros
Publisher: Entangled Publishing
Publication date: November 7, 2023
Length: 884 pages (Kindle edition)
Genre: Fantasy
Source: Purchased

Rating: 2.5 out of 5.

“The first year is when some of us lose our lives. The second year is when the rest of us lose our humanity.” —Xaden Riorson

Everyone expected Violet Sorrengail to die during her first year at Basgiath War College—Violet included. But Threshing was only the first impossible test meant to weed out the weak-willed, the unworthy, and the unlucky.

Now the real training begins, and Violet’s already wondering how she’ll get through. It’s not just that it’s grueling and maliciously brutal, or even that it’s designed to stretch the riders’ capacity for pain beyond endurance. It’s the new vice commandant, who’s made it his personal mission to teach Violet exactly how powerless she is–unless she betrays the man she loves.

Although Violet’s body might be weaker and frailer than everyone else’s, she still has her wits—and a will of iron. And leadership is forgetting the most important lesson Basgiath has taught her: Dragon riders make their own rules.

But a determination to survive won’t be enough this year.

Because Violet knows the real secret hidden for centuries at Basgiath War College—and nothing, not even dragon fire, may be enough to save them in the end.

TL;DR version of a review: It’s Fourth Wing, but with torture!

Okay, there isn’t necessarily torture throughout the ENTIRE book, but there’s enough. And really, this book is basically the same as the first in the series, just… more.

In my review of Fourth Wing, I shared my unpopular opinion (liked, didn’t love it), and now I’m back with what I’m sure is an unpopular opinion of Iron Flame. This time around, I can’t even truly say that I liked the book.

(You’d be justified in asking why I bothered with the 2nd in a series if I didn’t love the 1st. The answer is — I was interested enough that I wanted to see what happened next… but I don’t think I’ll be repeating the experience when the 3rd book comes out).

Iron Flame picks up immediately after the events of Fourth Wing, continuing the story of Violet Sorrengail, her true love Xaden, their dragons, their war college, the evil secrets kept by their government, and a scary outside force that threatens everything. I’m not going to bother going deeper into the plot than that — there’s lots of action, lots of opaque talk about magical history, runes, wards, etc, and romantic complications that feel very unnecessary.

Violet and Xaden are madly in love in that heightened, desperate, dramatic way that’s a staple of fantasy romance, but they have some deep failures in their ability to communicate (which is ironic, considering that their dragons’ mating bond gives the two of them the ability to speak mind to mind). Violet resents Xaden keeping secrets, but he’s clearly keeping the secrets in order not to endanger other people, which is reasonable for a rebellion leader — especially since Violet is in frequent contact with someone who can read minds through touch, and can’t be guaranteed to avoid him. Yet Violet considers the secret-keeping a deal-breaker, and the couple spend much too much time holding themselves apart, feeling all sorts of tormented yearning (and unfulfilled lust).

As in Fourth Wing, this book feels mostly like YA, but with explicit sex scenes that aren’t the least bit sexy. And I’m sorry, but is the use of the word “claiming” in regard to kissing supposed to be hot? As in:

The feel of his tongue flicking against mine, then claiming, stroking, is a flame to a tinderbox, and I catch fire.

I vote no.

The writing overall is uneven, full of f-bombs and modern-speak in a way that’s jarring in a fantasy world of dragons and swords and runes. This bit made me laugh:

“… And then I’d kick his ass, partially because that’s what I do when someone challenges me, and more importantly for implying there’s any other future besides the one where you and I are endgame.”

Shouldn’t that be #endgame? The book often feels like it’s missing hashtags, or the fantasy-world equivalent of texts and TikTok.

One thing I did appreciate — there’s a point in the book where Violet and her squad are talking with gryphon riders from across the border, supposed enemies who’ve become secret allies. And it turns out in their training, if they fail… they go do something else. One of the things that irritated me no end in Fourth Wing is the acceptance that cadets trying to become dragon riders die throughout their time at the war college — death weeds out the people who aren’t strong enough to succeed. It makes no sense — surely all these talented young adults could better serve their country by joining other branches of the military, rather than dying or being killed by one another?

Maren nods, then points between Sloane and me. “And before you ask, it’s you all who are the weird ones, killing cadets on your conscription day.”

I draw back, letting her words sink in.

“Technically, they’re candidates,” Sloane mutters. “We’re only cadets once we cross.”

“Well, I guess that makes it better,” Maren quips sarcastically.

Okay, clearly, this book didn’t work for me. It’s overly long — it often feels like we’re experiencing every single day right alongside Violet, from breakfast to getting dressed to what she reads and studies.

There’s also the issue of just how much of a chosen one Violet is. She’s the most powerful rider, she has the most powerful signet (magical ability), she’s bonded with not one but two dragons, she’s in the most extremely passionate relationship with the hottest guy, she’s the only one who reads just the right archaic language to figure out the key to saving the kingdom… it goes on and on and on.

The worldbuilding continues to be inconsistent and opaque. Lots of terms and concepts get thrown around (wielding, imbuing, signets, runes, wards) but not necessarily clearly explained or used consistently, new rules seem to pop up out of nowhere for how various magical elements work, and the geopolitics remain as muddy as in the first book.

My final complaint (although yes, I could keep going) is that action sequences are not particularly well written. I found so many of the battle and adventure/quest scenes hard to follow — there always felt like pieces were missing and that the spatial relationships (especially during in-flight dragon battles) didn’t make sense.

I realized by the middle of the book that I just wasn’t enjoying it, but having made it that far, I was determined to finish. And I did, but it was quite a slog to get to the end. As with Fourth Wing, this book ends on a cliffhanger revelation… but by that point, I’d stopped caring.

I can’t see myself continuing with the series. I’m mildly curious about how it might work out, but not enough to subject myself to another 600 – 800 page tome. Maybe I’ll just wait for someone else to read it and give me a recap!

I know these books have legions of devoted fans… clearly, that doesn’t include me.

Book Review: In Every Generation by Kendare Blake

Title: In Every Generation
Series: In Every Generation, #1
Author: Kendare Blake
Publisher: Disney-Hyperion
Publication date: January 4, 2022
Length: 400 pages
Genre: Young adult fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

A new Slayer for a new generation…

Frankie Rosenberg is passionate about the environment, a sophomore at New Sunnydale High School, and the daughter of the most powerful witch in Sunnydale history. Her mom, Willow, is slowly teaching her magic on the condition that she use it to better the world. But Frankie’s happily quiet life is upended when new girl Hailey shows up with news that the annual Slayer convention has been the target of an attack, and all the Slayers—including Buffy, Faith, and Hailey’s older sister Vi—might be dead. That means it’s time for this generation’s Slayer to be born.

But being the first ever Slayer-Witch means learning how to wield a stake while trying to control her budding powers. With the help of Hailey, a werewolf named Jake, and a hot but nerdy sage demon, Frankie must become the Slayer, prevent the Hellmouth from opening again, and find out what happened to her Aunt Buffy, before she’s next.

Get ready for a whole new story within the world of Buffy!

The first in an all-new series by New York Times best-selling author Kendare Blake continues the world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer featuring the next generation of Scoobies and Slayers who must defeat a powerful new evil.

After listening to the terrific original-cast audiobook production Slayers last month, I was primed to want more Buffyverse… and turned to In Every Generation, a book that’s been sitting on my shelf for over a year.

The first in a trilogy, In Every Generation takes place 16 years or so after Sunnydale collapsed into a sinkhole and sealed up the Hellmouth, when Buffy defeated the First and saved the world. (She tends to do that.)

As In Every Generation opens, Frankie Rosenberg, daughter of Willow, is a mildly-powered witch (mainly, she’s good at spells that help with recycling) attending New Sunnydale High along with her best friend Jake, a werewolf whose uncle Oz is his parent-figure. Life is as normal as it can be in Sunnydale, until Frankie is knocked off her feet by a powerful force.

Coming to, she learns that an explosion seems to have wiped out every last Slayer, all of whom were gathered for one of their regular meet-ups… and Frankie has apparently been called as the new Slayer, something that hasn’t happened since Willow used the power of the Scythe to turn all potentials into slayers so many years ago.

The Sunnydale group — Frankie, Jake, Oz, and Willow — are frantic, as they hear from Xander that it looks like no Slayers survived the blast. Spike returns with Hailey, younger sister of slayer Vi, who is among the missing and presumed dead Slayers. Who attacked the Slayers, and why?

Meanwhile, vampires and demons are turning up in greater numbers than usual, as word spreads about the elimination of the Slayers, and the forces of evil are drawn back to the Hellmouth, hoping to reopen it once again. As Frankie starts training as a Slayer, under the guidance of Spike, her new Watcher, it’s clear that a brand new Scooby gang will be needed to keep the vampires and bad guys under control. But Frankie is well aware that she’s no Buffy, and worries that she’ll never be good enough to try to fill her shoes.

In Every Generation is an exciting new addition to the world of Buffy, and gives us tastes of beloved characters (Willow, Oz, Spike) while introducing and focusing on a new generation. Frankie is a fun character, with some of a younger Willow’s nervousness and self-doubt, and it’s terrific seeing her grow into her Slayer powers.

Willow doesn’t necessarily come across as very Willow-y. It’s explained that she stopped doing magic after the destruction of Sunnydale (or Spikesplosion, as Frankie and Jake call it), but she still has power, and starts to allow it back into her life when Frankie is in danger. Spike is always fabulous — here, in order to give him access to his new slayer-in-training as well as all the books, he poses as the new school librarian (magicked into tweed and an older face courtesy of Willow), which is rather a hoot. (The high school kids do comment on the boring old librarian’s black fingernails, but otherwise seem just as oblivious as Buffy’s schoolmates were back in the day).

“Ow,” Frankie said. “You know this isn’t fair. Buffy never had to train with a glamoured-old, librarian-cosplaying vampire.”

“That’s true,” said Jake. “She had to train with an actually-old, librarian-dressing librarian. Who can’t beat that?”

The storytelling occasionally skews a little young for my taste — on the younger side of YA — and the simplistic writing style reflects that. Still, there are some cute, quippy moments that almost bring back the joy of a Buffy episode, or as close as something that isn’t really Buffy can get.

” […] Last time I checked, slayers don’t usually leave messages in entrails and remove hearts to take as trophies. Unless something’s changed?”

“Nope.” Willow shook her head. “Heart collection still frowned upon.”

I was entertained enough by In Every Generation to want to keep going. Up next in the series is One Girl in All the World (currently available), and the trilogy’s 3rd volume, Against the Darkness, will be released next spring.

Despite my quibbles with some elements of In Every Generation, it’s still fun to visit Sunnydale, Spike, and the new gang of Scoobies. Of course, what I mainly want to do now is launch into a full-scale Buffy rewatch!