Audiobook Review: The Vintage Village Bake Off by Judy Leigh

Title: The Vintage Village Bake Off
Author: Judy Leigh
Narrator: Phyllida Nash
Publisher: Boldwood Books
Publication date: December 4, 2023
Print length: 336 pages
Audio length: 10 hours 24 minutes
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Living in happy solitude with his cat Isaac Mewton in the Devon village of Millbrook, entertained by his mischievous chickens and goats, Robert has never figured out the rules of romance. But as the local ladies vie for his company, it soon becomes clear that Robert’s Victoria Sponge cake is the lure, and as his baking prowess grows, so does his confidence.

Cheesecakes, meringues, puddings, Robert can do it all, but his real masterpieces are his scones – ginger, rosemary, coconut, fruit, his recipes are inspired and soon come to the attention of the local media. Which county does the best cream tea – Devon or Cornwall? It’s time for an age-old debate to be settled with a competition.

Robert’s sisters Bunty and Hattie are both at crossroads in their lives, so news of their brother’s baking competition is the perfect excuse to bring them to Millbrook. And as the siblings relish each other’s company, and Robert relishes being at the heart of his community, a summer of scones may just light the way to long-lasting happiness for them all.

Enjoy Judy Leigh’s wonderful world of family, friendship and feasting in this perfect feel-good story for all fans of Maddie Please, Dawn French and Caroline James.

This is my 3rd Judy Leigh book, and it definitely won’t be my last. The Vintage Village Bake Off is a feel-good, warm-hearted book about second chance love, sibling support, small town communities… and lots and lots of scones.

The main character, contrary to what the synopsis above implies, is not Robert Parkins, but his sister Hattie. Hattie’s bully of a husband ran off with another woman after fifty years of a miserable marriage. Newly divorced and on her own, Hattie is finally starting to reemerge from the protective shell she’d tucked herself into so long ago.

When Hattie’s sister Bunty arrives unexpectedly, having left her husband for a fling with another man who paid her some attention, Hattie’s patience wears thin. Finally fed up, she leaves Bunty and her ill-advised lover in her own home and heads to their brother Robert’s home in Devon.

Robert is delighted by Hattie’s arrival. The siblings hadn’t spent much time together while Hattie was married, and this is a chance for them to reconnect and simply enjoy one another’s company. Robert lives a peaceful bachelor life with his cat, goats, and hens, and has become a “babe magnet” (as the vicar describes it) thanks to the delicious desserts he brings to the local gardening club’s meetings.

When a reporter describes Robert’s scones as the best in the entire region, she inadvertently kicks off a war, as a rival reporter in Cornwall takes offense and challenges Robert to a showdown. The Scone Wars are on! While presented as a way to generate media buzz and some local pride, Robert is less than enthused about the idea of going to war over baking… but when he meets his opponent, a lovely teashop and bakery owner named Tressy, the competition becomes a lot more enticing.

Ah, this book is a delight! The Scone Wars storyline doesn’t actually kick in until much later, and meanwhile, it’s quite a lovely story following the three siblings — Robert, Hattie, and Bunty — with chapters from each of their perspectives, learning more about their lives, their disappointments, and their hopes for new beginnings. All three are in their seventies, and while they may each in their own way feel that they’ve missed out during their lives, they’re all ready for new adventures and are open to learning and changing their ways.

Hattie, especially, is wonderful. While it’s sad to see how diminished she became through her marriage to a domineering, emotionally abusive man, her road to self-discovery and empowerment is terrific. As Hattie rediscovers her love of music, allows herself to try new clothing, styles, and activities, and opens herself to new friendships, she finds courage and hope after a long, dismal stretch of years.

Bunty is flighty and harder to like at the start, but as we get to know her, we see too how her poor decision-making and silliness are just some aspects of her loving personality, so I did eventually warm up to her as well.

Robert is a gentle soul, lovably befuddled by the women who clamor for his attention and continually show up at his doorstep asking for jam or for help with recipes. He’s a dear man who’s live a solitary life, and is a great example of how it’s never too late to find love, even when least expected.

Judy Leigh once again delivers a story of sweetness, connection, and humor — I adore her gentle touch with a story and the mix of silliness with deeper emotions and the occasional sadder memories.

Phyllida Nash’s narration is spot on, providing the voices of the main characters as well as the cast of characters making up village life — each person is distinctive, and I love how well she brings the quirks and personalities to life.

Sweet and savory (just like Robert’s scones), The Vintage Village Bake Off is a tasty little treat that left me hungry for more (and yearning to savor some delicious home baking). I’m looking forward to enjoying more of Judy Leigh’s wonderful books in the coming year.

Book Review: My Roommate Is A Vampire by Jenna Levine

Title: My Roommate Is A Vampire
Author: Jenna Levine
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: August 29, 2023
Length: 341 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

True love is at stake in this charming, debut romantic comedy.

Cassie Greenberg loves being an artist, but it’s a tough way to make a living. On the brink of eviction, she’s desperate when she finds a too-good-to-be-true apartment in a beautiful Chicago neighborhood. Cassie knows there has to be a catch—only someone with a secret to hide would rent out a room for that price.

Of course, her new roommate Frederick J. Fitzwilliam is far from normal. He sleeps all day, is out at night on business, and talks like he walked out of a regency romance novel. He also leaves Cassie heart-melting notes around the apartment, cares about her art, and asks about her day. And he doesn’t look half bad shirtless, on the rare occasions they’re both home and awake. But when Cassie finds bags of blood in the fridge that definitely weren’t there earlier, Frederick has to come clean…

Cassie’s sexy new roommate is a vampire. And he has a proposition for her.

In My Roommate Is A Vampire, Cassie’s life is a mess — working low-paying part-time jobs instead of putting her MFA to use as an artist, and living in a terrible apartment that she can’t afford (and is about to get kicked out of). No wonder she’s desperate enough to answer a Craigslist ad that seems sketchy. How can someone possibly be offering a roommate situation in an upscale Chicago neighborhood for only $200 per month?

Despite serious misgivings, she decides to check it out, and discovers a huge luxury apartment with gorgeous views of the lake. Sure, the roommate seems odd, dressed in three-piece suit, referring to her as “Miss Greenberg”, and behaving stiffly formal at all times — but he’s also incredibly attractive, very polite, and very willing to accommodate Cassie’s every need. With nowhere else to live and no obvious reason to say no, Cassie moves in.

Frederick’s weirdness is oddly charming, as he interacts with Cassie mainly through handwritten notes (with gorgeous penmanship, fancy paper, and even wax seals). Still, Cassie just knows there’s something going on with Frederick that’s not normal, starting with when she goes to make herself food and finds that the beautiful kitchen has not a single cooking implement or utensil in it. When she asks Frederick about it, he buys out an entire store’s worth of Le Creuset on her behalf… but still. How was he eating, before Cassie arrived?

As the title of the book makes clear, Frederick is a vampire — hence the empty kitchen, odd behavior, and old-fashioned manners. After a 100-year sleep, Frederick has to learn to cope in the 21st century, and he’s hoping that Cassie will guide him through modern customs, clothing, and daily life. Plus email, internet, and Instagram.

After her initial horror at learning the truth, Cassie ultimately agrees with Frederick’s plan, and soon guides him through buying jeans and henleys (making him look even hotter), ordering complex coffee at pretentious coffee shops, and making small talk at parties. He even watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer with her (which is hilarious, even though he’s shocked by her statement that Giles is the hottest man on the show).

Obviously, there’s a romance brewing, complicated by some silly drama with Frederick’s family and a century-old betrothal. Clearly, from the tone of the book and the cover, this is a happy, upbeat story, so we know that all will end well (and it does).

I liked My Roommate Is A Vampire well enough, although there are some flaws that made me roll my eyes a little too often to consider this a great read. Among my quibbles:

  • There’s a lot of time spent explaining Cassie’s art, and it sounds awful. (OK, I’m no art expert, so maybe that’s just me…).
  • Certain plot points never get explained or followed up, especially some elements of Frederick’s history, and also Cassie’s career path.
  • The sex scenes are unnecessarily explicit. (Again, this maybe has more to do with my reading preferences, but then again, the details seem jarring against the overall light and fluffy tone of the book).
  • The whole dramatic climax of the book, involving a threat and danger and a big rescue, is utterly bland. Nothing actually happens, and it’s resolved way too easily.
  • Vampire books need rules! While Frederick explains a few facts of his life to Cassie, pointing out what Buffy gets right, there’s still a lot left unexplained. How does he have sex? Does he breathe or not? Why is he described as having stubble in one scene? Inquiring minds want to know.
  • Vampires in this book apparently have random magical abilities, and Frederick’s is… well, I’m not going to say, but it’s so oddly random and weird. Maybe it was intended to be funny (and okay, it kind of is), but it’s also something that the story doesn’t need at all, and could have been left out entirely.

I know I’m being picky (perhaps overly picky) about a book that clearly is not intended to be taken seriously in any way. But still, I need my fiction — even my light-hearted, fluffy fiction — to be a little more tied up and have stakes (ha!) that make more sense.

Still, there’s plenty of fun to be had within the pages of My Roommate Is A Vampire. Frederick’s letter, texts, and emails are very funny, and seeing him get past his ideas of propriety and social norms in the 21st century can be a total hoot.

As a silly snack in between some heavier reads, My Roommate Is A Vampire was a fun choice this week.

Book Review: Three Holidays and a Wedding by Uzma Jalaluddin and Marissa Stapley

Title: Three Holidays and a Wedding
Author: Uzma Jalaluddin and Marissa Stapley
Publisher: G. P. Putnam’s Sons
Publication date: September 23, 2023
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Three times the holiday magic. Three times the chaos.

As strangers and seatmates Maryam Aziz and Anna Gibson fly to Toronto over the holidays—Maryam to her sister’s impromptu wedding, and Anna to meet her boyfriend’s wealthy family for the first time—neither expect that severe turbulence will scare them into confessing their deepest hopes and fears to one another. At least they’ll never see each other again. And the love of Maryam’s life, Saif, wasn’t sitting two rows behind them hearing it all. Oops.

An emergency landing finds Anna, Saif, Maryam, and her sister’s entire bridal party snowbound at the quirky Snow Falls Inn in a picture-perfect town, where fate has Anna’s actor-crush filming a holiday romance. As Maryam finds the courage to open her heart to Saif, and Anna feels the magic of being snowbound with an unexpected new love—both women soon realize there’s no place they’d rather be for the holidays.

Three Holidays and a Wedding is a light, upbeat holiday read that weaves Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan celebrations together into a sweet romance-filled story.

Anna is headed to Toronto to meet her boyfriend’s ultra-wealthy family for the first time, but with some nervousness. Everything has to be perfect, everything is planned to the last detail… but after only six months of a relationship, Anna isn’t ready for the engagement ring she finds in his suitcase, especially since she’s been careful to hide all the non-perfect pieces of herself away from him.

Maryam is shepherding her needy family to Toronto for her younger sister Saima’s last-minute wedding, which fell to responsible Maryam to plan. After an earlier heartbreak, Maryam has resigned herself to the box her family has put her in, always being the dutiful daughter, but she has regrets and frustrations none the less.

Seated together, Anna and Maryam initially just annoy each other on the plane, but when they hit terrifying turbulence during a blizzard, they support one another and share their deepest fears, hopes, and secrets. But Maryam’s secret crush Saif is seated just behind them and hears it all, and once they discover that the plane has been diverted to the tiny town of Snow Falls, they realize that they’ll all be stuck together for at least several days.

With Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan all overlapping within the coming days, as well as wedding plans that look likely to be cancelled and pressure from Anna’s boyfriend (who seems to blame her for not making it to Toronto as planned), this could be an awful, stressful experience. And yet, once the stranded passengers settle into the local inn and start seeing what Snow Falls has to offer, this nightmarish travel interruption soon turns into a lovely retreat from the rest of the world.

Snow Falls is an idyllic small town that welcomes strangers and offers cultural and religious diversity, with everything anyone could need to celebrate the holiday of their choice, from a mosque to halal food to rugelach and a Christmas pageant. The townspeople open their doors and their hearts to the new arrivals, and everyone gets caught up in the town’s holiday preparations while waiting for the blizzard to end.

Three Holidays and a Wedding is really quite sweet, and much of the plot is driven by the friendship between Anna and Maryam. The two women are from completely different backgrounds, but are able to connect as they share their hopes and dreams, as well as their sadness and past disappointments. They each get a love story, and each love story is nice (the men are quite dreamy and special), but I found the friendship and family angles of the story to be the most engaging and moving.

I enjoyed the way the authors incorporate the traditions of different religions into the story. It never feels like the reader is being talked down to or that the authors are deliberately trying to educate — instead, we simply see how the various characters go about observing their rituals and practices in their daily lives. I learned about Ramadan experiences that I wasn’t familiar with, and appreciated seeing the Hanukkah and Christmas traditions so well represented too.

Of course, the town of Snow Falls seems much too good to be true. I mean, it’s practically perfect in every way. The townspeople are welcoming, they shower the passengers with attention and give them gifts, they welcome them into their town celebrations and even put them in charge of the holiday pageant. It’s all lovely… but definitely feels like the sort of wish fulfillment that only exists in Hallmark movies.

But — we don’t read contemporary romance for gritty reality, do we? Three Holidays and a Wedding is full of good cheer, friendship, and family, as well as two wholesome, healthy love stories. I appreciated the emphasis on Anna and Maryam’s friendship, and how they support one another in facing their own feelings and making changes in how they view their lives.

Overall, this is a warm-hearted book that’s a great fit for this time of year. It’s a fast read, and I had a lot of fun with it. Grab a cozy blanket and fluffy socks, add in a mug of hot cocoa, and enjoy!

Audiobook Review: The Takedown by Lily Chu

Title: The Takedown
Author: Lily Chu
Narrator: Phillipa Soo
Publisher: Audible Originals
Publication date: November 2, 2023
Print length: n/a
Audio length: 10 hours 55 minutes
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Audible download
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Dee Kwan’s secrets for a happy life:
• Always remain positive, no matter the cost.
• Realize that every setback is a hidden opportunity.
• Accept compliments graciously, especially when given by mega-hot rivals.
• Never, ever question whether any of these mantras actually work.

For Dee Kwan, every day is the perfect day. No, really. She has a house she loves, a job she adores, and a ridiculously attractive “nemesis” who never seems to mind when she wins their favorite online game. How can life possibly get better? (It can’t, obviously. It can only get much, much worse.)

Soon Dee is forced to share her adorably cozy home with her parents and prickly estranged grandmother. Then she’s tossed into the deep end at work, tasked with cleaning up a scandal for the intimidatingly chic luxury fashion firm Celeste. If that weren’t enough, she discovers her hot nemesis works there, too… and Teddy is nothing like the man she thought she knew.

Before she can cry foul, Teddy comes clean about his double life: He’s the heir to the CEO, and he needs her help to make Celeste a better place—for everyone. But that means taking down the old guard—including his father—intent on standing in their way. Now in the center of a dizzying corporate coup, Dee is forced to decide whether she’s ready to stop watching the world through rose-colored glasses and instead face the truth: about herself, about her feelings for Teddy, and about what she’s willing to do to truly make a difference.

For the third year in a row, author Lily Chu has a new release offered as an Audible Original… and for the third year in a row, it’s a smart, upbeat romantic comedy with heart.

In The Takedown, main character Dee Kwan rises each morning with a daily affirmation. If she sends positive energy out into the world, positive results will manifest. Right?? Dee enjoys her position atop the leaderboard for the urban puzzle Questy, battling against the competitor in the #2 spot to keep one step ahead. And even beyond Questy, life is good: She lives in the cozy Toronto house that she bought from her parents when they moved to a rural setting, and she enjoys her new role as a diversity consultant with a well-regarded consulting agency.

Unfortunately for Dee, she suffers a couple of hard knocks in a row. First, she’s asked (told) to welcome her parents and her unloving grandmother to her home while her grandmother recovers from an injury. Second, her company’s owner has decided to close the business, and suddenly, Dee is back on the job market. On the positive side (must always be positive!) she runs into her Questy competitor on a puzzle adventure… and he’s not only hot, but totally charming.

Soon, Dee finds herself sleeping on a cot in her own home while her grandmother takes over the living room, her mother redecorates (and grows weed), and her grandmother’s pet chinchilla keeps her up all night with his squeaky exercise wheel. She does land a new job, but with a consulting firm that takes a very different approach, and is assigned as a junior consultant working on damage control at the fashion company Celeste.

Celeste is famous for its high-end luxury handbags and clothing, but their reputation has taken a hit after demographics showing the company’s lack of diversity leaked to the fashion press. Dee and her new boss are brought in to do an assessment and make recommendations, but it’s clear from day one that Celeste’s execs are interested in fixing their publicity problem, rather than making actual change.

Further complicating Dee’s worklife is the fact that Teddy, her Questy competition (crush), is both the son of the Celeste CEO and one of the company VPs. At first, Dee doesn’t understand Teddy’s passivity — how can he sit by and tolerate what’s happening? But as Dee learns, Teddy’s role in the company is more complicated than it first seems, and he’s been waiting for the right moment to start making change.

The story involves Dee and Teddy’s romance, but also focuses quite well on Dee’s personal growth and development. Dee is the biracial daughter of a Chinese father and white mother, and her grandmother treated Dee, her sister, and her father with disdain for as long as Dee can remember. As Dee now shares a home once again with her family, she’s able to question the unrelenting positivity that her mother has insisted upon all her life, and starts to reconsider how daily affirmations and unceasing cheeriness might actually keep her in a passive, static state.

Scenes at Celeste are fascinating, if sometimes over the top. From day one, Dee encounters and witnesses practically textbook examples of everything even the most basic diversity trainings teach you NOT to do. When Dee enters the conference room with her supervisor Vivian, a Black woman, the execs present persist in directing their questions to Dee, despite Vivian having clearly been introduced as the senior consultant. Vivian’s input seems to be ignored, until one of the male execs rephrases one of her statements as an idea of his own. And the white woman CFO is very clear that she represents diversity both at work and in her private life — after all, she sends her children to a public school with a large Asian population, and she really appreciates the positive example their work ethic sets for the “regular” students.

In addition to the barrage of microagressions, there are egregious examples of sexual harassment, not to mention abusive conduct toward the few people of color working behind the scenes. While Dee is eager to advocate for change, her good intentions end up thwarted by her company’s data-driven methodologies — but when she learns the depth of one exec’s misconduct, she decides to partner with both Teddy and another ally at Celeste to plot his downfall from within.

The plot of The Takedown is engaging and fresh, and the storytelling nicely blends romance, humor, and more serious issues around family, forgiveness, and honesty. It’s heartening to see Dee evolve from someone who embraces a sunny outlook at the expense of digging deeper, to a person who listens and supports without trying to sugarcoat. Additionally, I appreciated Dee learning how to confront troubling elements of her own family’s history and work toward fixing them, navigating conflict without walking away.

The romance is central, and the sparks between Teddy and Dee are sweet — I loved that they are originally drawn together by their love of trivia and playing Questy. Yes, there’s instant attraction once they meet face to face, but by then, they’d already developed a friendly rivalry and appreciation for one another’s personality and brains — which makes this a very dreamy romance indeed.

The corporate takedown storyline is fun to watch unfold, and it’s satisfying to see bad guys get what they deserve… although the resolution feels a little too neat and tidy to be possible in real life.

The audiobook is narrated by Phillipa Soo, who excels at bringing characters to life and giving them distinct voices full of personality. As a little treat for fans of Lily Chu’s previous two audiobooks (The Stand-In and The Comeback), there are teeny little references that show that this story takes place in the same general world. The Takedown is by no means a sequel and you don’t lose anything by not having listened to the other two… but it’s just fun to catch a reference to a celebrity or singer and know who they are, and one earlier book’s character does appear here in a more involved way — but as I say, these familiar elements just add to the fun, and won’t leave new listeners feeling like they’ve missed something.

Overall, The Takedown is an entertaining, light, engaging story about identity, standing up and making a difference, love… and trivia! Definitely worth a listen.



Book Review: Do Your Worst by Rosie Danan

Title: Do Your Worst
Author: Rosie Danan
Publisher: Berkeley
Publication date: November 14, 2023
Length: 352 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Sparks fly when an occult expert and a disgraced archeologist become enemies-with-benefits in this steamy romance.

Riley Rhodes finally has the chance to turn her family’s knack for the supernatural into a legitimate business when she’s hired to break the curse on an infamous Scottish castle. Used to working alone in her alienating occupation, she’s pleasantly surprised to meet a handsome stranger upon arrival—until he tries to get her fired.

Fresh off a professional scandal, Clark Edgeware can’t allow a self-proclaimed “curse breaker” to threaten his last chance for redemption. After he fails to get Riley kicked off his survey site, he vows to avoid her. Unfortunately for him, she vows to get even.

Riley expects the curse to do her dirty work by driving Clark away, but instead, they keep finding themselves in close proximity. Too close. Turns out, the only thing they do better than fight is fool around. If they’re not careful, by the end of all this, more than the castle will end up in ruins.

Cursebreaking, archaeology, and enemies-to-lovers romance, all set in a crumbling old Scottish castle! How’s that for a catchy set-up?

Really, they had me at Scottish castle. As a local explains:

“This land has always been different. Special.” […] “Why do you think thousands of people pass through Inverness ever year, coming for a glimpse of an ancient monster or to touch a series of sacred prehistoric stones? It’s not just down to Jamie Fraser.”

(Well, to be fair, a lot of it is probably down to Jamie Fraser… but I digress.)

In Do Your Worst, Riley has finally decided to try to turn her family’s cursebreaking gift into an actual business, and her first big paying client is the new owner of an old castle in Scotland. Locals are certain that the castle is cursed — no owners have ever lasted, and the land itself seems to work against whoever tries to live there or fix up the place. Unfortunately for Riley, her employers have also hired an archaeologist to explore the site and verify whether there are historical artifacts to be documented and preserved. After an initial meet-cute at the local pub, Riley and Clark discover their mutual employment the next morning, and immediately butt heads.

Clark’s career went down in flames six months earlier when his project collaborator falsified findings, leading to professional disgrace. This castle project could be Clark’s one shot at redemption, but he can’t afford to have his work tarnished by association with some woo-woo occult fraud. Naturally, Riley takes offense at his attitude, and the two instantly assume combative positions, each determined to drive the other off the project.

There’s one teensy little complication — they’re also wildly attracted to one another. How are they supposed to work side by side, attempting to undercut and outshine the other person, when they also find them irresistibly hot?

Naturally, sparks fly, and hands are NOT kept to themselves. If you’ve read Rosie Danan’s previous books, you’ll know that she writes very explicit sex scenes, and that’s true in Do Your Worst as well. I mean, they’re well written and fit well within the character and relationship development… but if you prefer your bookish intimate moments implied rather than graphically shown, this may not be the right choice for you.

The cursebreaking storyline is cute, not especially deep or hard to decipher, and mainly a device for Riley and Clark to get close (and remove their clothes). The mood is not particularly serious, even when both characters are given emotionally weighty family histories to unpack and come to terms with. It seems like the author is trying to give the story and characters a little more depth, but the heavier elements aren’t all that convincing.

Overall, Do Your Worst is a light read, with plenty of banter and sex. The love story goes from attraction to soulmate level much too quickly to be believable, but hey, this is the kind of book where it helps to just sit back and go along for the ride. Even if I didn’t always buy the plot or the characters’ actions and feelings, I was always entertained.

Book Review: 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1) by Alexis Hall

Title: 10 Things That Never Happened
Series: Material World, #2
Author: Alexis Hall
Publisher: Sourcebooks Casablanca
Publication date: October 17, 2023
Length: 432 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Fake amnesia. Real feelings? Real problems.

Sam Becker loves―or, okay, likes―his job. Sure, managing a bed and bath retailer isn’t exactly glamorous, but it’s good work and he gets on well with the band of misfits who keep the store running. He could see himself being content here for the long haul. Too bad, then, that the owner is an infuriating git.

Jonathan Forest should never have hired Sam. It was a sentimental decision, and Jonathan didn’t get where he is by following his heart. Determined to set things right, Jonathan orders Sam down to London for a difficult talk…only for a panicking Sam to trip, bump his head, and maybe accidentally imply he doesn’t remember anything?

Faking amnesia seemed like a good idea when Sam was afraid he was getting sacked, but now he has to deal with the reality of Jonathan’s guilt―as well as the unsettling fact that his surly boss might have a softer side to him. There’s an unexpected freedom in getting a second shot at a first impression…but as Sam and Jonathan grow closer, can Sam really bring himself to tell the truth, or will their future be built entirely on one impulsive lie?

Alexis Hall excels at FUNNY, and 10 Things proves it! I really enjoyed Boyfriend Material and Husband Material, and at the top of the reasons why is the quirky, hilarious voice the author gives the POV characters. 10 Things is not a direct sequel, but it inhabits an adjacent world (the Jonathan character here appears briefly as a wedding guest in one of the other books). No prior familiarity is needed — 10 Things is a quick, light read that’s very easy to get into.

Sam manages a branch of Splashes & Snuggles (and is the first to tell you what a horrible name that is) — a successful big-box retailer of bathroom and bedroom furnishings and supplies. One running gag is that Sam never fails to mention the full name of any product he refers to — a blanket is never just a blanket, but a Brentfords Super Ultra Soft Flannel Fleece. It’s kind of annoying and also totally hilarious when repeated enough times.

Sam’s management style leaves something to be desired, frankly. He’s exceptionally nice, which means he lets his employees take lots of time off, keeps on staff a walking disaster who regularly spills coffee on the most expensive display items, and (horrors!) routinely fails to upsell protection plans. When boss Jonathan (nicknamed by the staff His Royal Dickishness) summons him to the head office to discuss sales numbers and receive a sales coaching session, it’s a sign of impending doom.

After some awkward and unpleasant interactions, Jonathan fires Sam and makes it clear he intends to fire all of Sam’s team as well… but Sam, feeling intimidated, backs into a Nexa by MERLYN 8mm Sliding Door Enclosure (i.e., a shower) and ends up with a concussion. The concussion is accompanied by some initial confusion, so when Jonathan assumes it’s amnesia, Sam (making a really bad choice) decides to go along with it.

Granted, Sam has good intentions. By faking amnesia, he can pretend that he doesn’t remember being fired, and what kind of person would fire someone who just sustained a head injury in his own store? Sam has no one to take care of him, so naturally, Jonathan takes him back to his own home — a huge but sterile place — to give Sam time to recover. And as you’d expect, Sam gets to work on slowly but surely breaking through Jonathan’s icy demeanor.

To be clear, 10 Things is the grumpiest/sunshine-iest of grumpy/sunshine romances. Jonathan is presented as cold, mean, and uncaring (he didn’t get that nickname for no reason), and Sam really is a ball of sunshine. Sam is warm, funny, guided much more by kindness than by sense, and sets out to improve the lives of everyone around him, including (somewhat accidentally) inserting himself into Jonathan’s strained family relationships and forcing some Christmas cheer into Jonathan’s world.

The writing is super fun, including just wonderfully odd phrasing that made me laugh every time.

“Actually” — Anjad could hear a factual inaccuracy at eight hundred paces in a high wind — “that’s a misconception.”

“Is not.” Tiff is still pretty young, and she still goes to the is not/is too school of debate.

“Now how’d things go with Forest?”

“Badly.”

“Thanks. Very clarificationy.”

And if I was less pissed off at him than I am then I’d spend more time than I do reflecting on how much it must have sucked for him to live like that for, well, pretty much his whole life as far as I can tell. But I’m not less pissed off than I am, I’m exactly as pissed off as I am, so I mostly just feel sorry for myself.

“Besides, did you really think I go to sleep in a suit, so my pillows know who’s in charge?”

Right now, Bruno Mars is singing about how I’m amazing just the way I am, which is very sweet of him.

The plot itself is a little lightweight. I’m not sure I really understood the Sam/Jonathan relationship at its core — we’re shown how the two connect and how Sam gets past Jonathan’s iron exterior, but I’m not convinced that I believe it. It’s still very entertaining, but I never quite felt like I was reading about anything remotely real.

There’s backstory to both of their lives and current situations, and while we learn more about Jonathan’s upbringing early on, the reasons for Sam’s work and living arrangements aren’t explained until the very end of the book (95% according to my Kindle). That felt frustrating — it would have been helpful to understand Sam’s life from the start, rather than only knowing him through his actions as the story unfolds.

Still, despite the plot straining at times to make the case for why this couple should get together, it’s still a cute and very fun read. Did I buy Sam and Jonathan as a romantic pairing? Not really… but the overall story is so silly and the push/pull between the characters so entertaining that I had a really good time just going with the flow.

Book Review: Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood

Title: Love, Theoretically
Author: Ali Hazelwood
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: June 13, 2023
Length: 389 pages
Genre: Contemporary romance
Source: Library
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

The many lives of theoretical physicist Elsie Hannaway have finally caught up with her. By day, she’s an adjunct professor, toiling away at grading labs and teaching thermodynamics in the hopes of landing tenure. By other day, Elsie makes up for her non-existent paycheck by offering her services as a fake girlfriend, tapping into her expertly honed people pleasing skills to embody whichever version of herself the client needs.

Honestly, it’s a pretty sweet gig—until her carefully constructed Elsie-verse comes crashing down. Because Jack Smith, the annoyingly attractive and broody older brother of her favorite client, turns out to be the cold-hearted experimental physicist who ruined her mentor’s career and undermined the reputation of theorists everywhere. And that same Jack who now sits on the hiring committee at MIT, right between Elsie and her dream job.

Elsie is prepared for an all-out war of scholarly sabotage but…those long, penetrating looks? Not having to be anything other than her true self when she’s with him? Will falling into an experimentalist’s orbit finally tempt her to put her most guarded theories on love into practice?

Love, Theoretically is author Ali Hazelwood’s third novel… and I think I’ve reached the point of diminishing returns. This book on its own may be fine — but after reading the previous two, I can’t help but feel that Love, Theoretically is just more of the same.

Main character Elsie Hannaway is desperate for a good job in academia — one that allows her to focus on research, earn a steady paycheck, and have the health benefits she so desperately needs she she can afford her insulin supply. Her job as an adjunct professor keeps her finances unstable and her nerves fried, not to mention her reserve of patience absolutely tapped out dealing with the neverending flimsy excuses of slacker undergrads.

Being one of two finalists for a prestigious post at MIT is a dream come true, except one of the members of the selection committee is Jack Smith, the brother of a man she’s been fake-dating as well as someone who’s been ruthless in his criticism of her branch of physics. It seems likely that he’ll torpedo her candidacy, but despite his clear mistrust, he ends up showing her unexpected kindness.

Inevitably, these two supposed enemies are forced to acknowledge their mutual attraction and actual feelings, although there are plenty of barriers to break through before they get there. Elsie has spent her life trying to please everyone, pushing her own needs to the back of the priority line in order to give others what they want from her. She’s never her authentic self (doesn’t even admit to her best friend that she actually hates the art films they watch together), until Jack calls her on her lack of honesty and forces her to be true to herself while she’s around him.

Elsie and Jack have immediate chemistry… and, well, it’s clear from the start where this is going. As in the author’s previous books, the love story is well-established-professional-who’s-maybe-evil vs rising-star-needing-a-break-and-to-break-free-of-internalized-obstacles. (OK, from what I’ve read online, Ali Hazelwood started out writing ReyLo fanfic, and it shows… although I have only the barest of familiarities with that particular ship).

Perhaps I might have appreciated this book more if I hadn’t read the others, but I struggled with a been-there, done-that feeling throughout this particular reading experience. Yes, the particulars of the plot are different, but the overall dynamics are very much aligned.

It didn’t help for me that Jack, while ostensibly empowering Elsie to recognize and express her own desires rather than fit herself to everyone else’s, comes off as domineering and controlling. Further mucking things up for me is that Elsie’s character never actual seemed to make sense — I understood what I was told about her people-pleasing nature, but just didn’t buy it.

Love, Theoretically isn’t a bad read. It goes by quickly and kept my interest. It just didn’t seem to offer much new — so yes, it was fine, but perhaps I’ve just read enough by this author at this point. I don’t think I’ll need to read more of her books, unless she does something completely different and moves away from the love-amongst-scientists theme.

Book Review: What Would Jane Austen Do? by Linda Corbett

Title: What Would Jane Austen Do?
Author: Linda Corbett
Publisher: One More Chapter
Publication date: June 16, 2023
Length: 385 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

It’s a truth often acknowledged that when a journalist and Jane Austen fan girl ends up living next door to a cynical but handsome crime writer, romantic sparks will fly!

When Maddy Shaw is told her Dear Jane column has been cancelled she has no choice but to look outside of London’s rental market. That is until she’s left an idyllic country home by the black sheep of the family, long-not-so-lost Cousin Nigel.

But of course there’s a stipulation… and not only is Maddy made chair of the committee for the annual village literary festival, she also has to put up with bestselling crime author –and romance sceptic – Cameron Massey as her new neighbour.

When Maddy challenges Cameron to write romantic fiction, which he claims is so easy to do, sparks fly both on and off the page…

What Would Jane Austen Do? was a spur-of-the-moment read for me, after seeing positive comments about it by another blogger (and once again, I failed to make a note of where I found the recommendation… sorry). (The $2.99 price tag on the Kindle edition didn’t hurt either…)

This contemporary romance has a sweet, upbeat air as it follows a few well-trodden but well-loved tropes: We have a city girl relocating to a small town, quirky neighbors, and grumpy-sunshine dynamics, to name but a few. Add to that a lovable dog, a ramshackle large house in need of repair, a literary festival to organize, and lots of Jane Austen references, and it’s got all the ingredients needed for this particular type of book.

Main character Maddy is successful in her writing career, writing a “Dear Jane” column for a popular magazine in which she provides “agony aunt” advice by channeling Jane Austen — until she’s let go for suspect reasons and has to figure out next steps. Conveniently, she receives word that the black sheep of the family, cousin Nigel (whom no one has heard from in decades) has passed away and left her his house in the countryside, with the stipulation that she must live in it for at least one year, or forfeit rights to it entirely.

With nothing else pending workwise, Maddy figures she’ll move in, clean the please up, then sell in a year and move back to London. She doesn’t count on the beauty of the old house or the community she’s soon pulled into, nor does she expect to learn that Nigel was totally beloved in this small town where he’d resided (unbeknownst to the family) for over twenty years.

At the same time, Maddy discovers that bestselling crime author Cameron Massey (whose real name is Luke) also lives in the same town, which doesn’t exactly thrill her: They’d had a recent on-air spat when they were guests on a radio show focusing on the romance and crime genres, during which Cameron was gruff and condescending. But Maddy starts to see another side of him when he’s foisted upon her as a lodger while his own home is being renovated. Soon, the two bond over his dog Buster as well as the rest of the shenanigans in their small town.

As if Maddy doesn’t have enough on her plate, she also learns that Nigel had been the chair of a local (unsuccessful) literary festival and she’s expected to step into his shoes, and also stumbles across a decades-old mystery about Nigel’s past and how the family misfit ended up so well-off and well-loved.

What Would Jane Austen Do? is a pleasant, engaging read. There are no major surprises here, but it’s still a fun bit of entertainment. Does Maddy chairing the festival make sense? No. Does the mystery about Nigel — with a connection to a formerly famous rock band as well as one of Luke’s bestsellers — really matter or get resolved in a big, “aha!” sort of way? Nope. Does the Big Misunderstanding of Luke and Maddy’s developing romance feel significant or get explained satisfactorily? No again. But all this is okay — the ups and downs are part of the whole, and overall, Maddy’s experiences adapting to small town life and finding a place to belong are sweet and enjoyable enough to make this a nice escapist read.

A final note: The Jane Austen bits don’t actually make all that much of a difference to the story. There are quotes from Austen’s novels at the start of each chapter (which is really fun), and every once in a while Maddy compares her own experiences to those of Austen characters, but the theme is a bit underplayed and ultimately not very central to the plotlines.

Overall, What Would Jane Austen Do? is a fluffy, light book that I read in a day — a great choice for a lazy summer day when you just want to relax and enjoy a comfort read.

Book Review: Happiness for Beginners by Katherine Center

Title: Happiness for Beginners
Author: Katherine Center
Publisher: Griffin
Publication date: March 24, 2015
Length: 352 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction
Source: Purchased
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

A year after getting divorced, Helen Carpenter, thirty-two, lets her annoying, ten years younger brother talk her into signing up for a wilderness survival course. It’s supposed to be a chance for her to pull herself together again, but when she discovers that her brother’s even-more-annoying best friend is also coming on the trip, she can’t imagine how it will be anything other than a disaster. Thus begins the strangest adventure of Helen’s well-behaved life: three weeks in the remotest wilderness of a mountain range in Wyoming where she will survive mosquito infestations, a surprise summer blizzard, and a group of sorority girls.

Yet, despite everything, the vast wilderness has a way of making Helen’s own little life seem bigger, too. And, somehow the people who annoy her the most start teaching her the very things she needs to learn. Like how to stand up for herself. And how being scared can make you brave. And how sometimes you just have to get really, really lost before you can even have a hope of being found.

Katherine Center has become a go-to author for me, but I hadn’t gone back and read any of her earlier books. My introduction to this author was the 2018 novel How to Walk Away, and I’ve read all her books published since then. Fortunately, I stumbled across Happiness for Beginners, and I’m so glad that I finally gave it a try.

As the story opens, Helen is a 32-year-old teacher whose life for the past few years has, frankly, sucked. She’s divorced from her alcoholic husband and has been stuck in her own sadness for quite a while now, desperately in need of a change. Despite her rocky relationship with her younger brother Duncan, whom she barely tolerates, she grabs onto his suggestion of a wilderness backpacking course as a way to shake up her life, but then is dismayed to learn that Duncan’s best friend Jake will be participating as well — and what’s more, that Duncan has promised Jake that Helen will drive him to Wyoming for the start of the course.

The wilderness course is a 3-week backcountry hiking adventure that has a reputation for being incredibly difficult and dangerous. Helen could have gone to Paris, but she feels like this is how she’ll find a new outlook on life. She does not need Jake tagging along, although she’s surprised to learn just what a great companion he can be during their road trip. Still, an ill-advised kiss later, she decides that any closeness with Jake is a mistake, and informs him that once the backpacking trip starts, they’re to act like strangers.

As the group sets off into the wilderness, Helen finds herself both the oldest in the group and a total outsider. The others are mostly college-aged jocks and sorority sisters, many participating for the sake of college credits, and most are in much better shape than she is. Helen finds herself stumbling along at the back of the pack, picked on by the trip leader, and excluded from the easy companionship she sees developing between the rest of the group.

Her situation improves over time as she proves herself through determination and picking up wilderness skills (she’s an awesome map-reader!), and she becomes friends with a younger woman on the trip whose academic focus is the study of happiness. With Windy’s coaching, Helen begins to learn to center herself with appreciation and being present in the good moments, and the trip eventually brings the personal transformation she’d so hoped for… although she has to deal with heartache along the way too.

At first, I was annoyed by the plot of Happiness for Beginners. I think I may have been ruined for this sort of fiction by Cheryl Strayed’s Wild (which bugged the hell out of me). Call me old-fashioned, but I have little patience for characters who set off on adventures that they’re totally unprepared for and shrug off warnings about the risks — and even less patience for stories where these unprepared characters end up totally fine and triumphant, making it seem like anyone could… I don’t know… hike the entire Appalachian Trail on a whim.

Putting that aside, though, Helen really grew on me as a character, particularly as we learn more about her childhood and difficult family situation. Having her brother’s best friend as her companion and love interest is an unusual set-up. Beyond their great chemistry, one of the elements I appreciated about Helen and Jake as a couple is how her developing appreciation for Jake helped her begin to see Duncan in a new and better light.

The adventure elements are great, and I really enjoyed vicariously hiking up and down trails, camping under the stars, and seeing the glorious sites. (I was happy it was only a vicarious experience, though, given the descriptions of how gross and smelly they all were by the end of the three weeks). In fact, I got a little miffed that we didn’t get even more of the hike — the narrative skips ahead days at a time in some points, and I get it — seeing them hike trails for twenty-one straight days could get repetitive — but at the same time, I wanted just a few more days of hiking.

The characters are terrific, the love story elements are believable and nicely built, and I loved the setting and the overall premise. For fans who’ve discovered Katherine Center through her more recent novels, I definitely recommend checking out Happiness for Beginners too.

Netflix released a movie version of Happiness for Beginners last month, and even though at first glance the casting and tone seem different from what I’d expect after reading the book, I’m up for giving it a shot sometime soon. Here’s the trailer:

What do you think? Would you watch this movie?

Book Review: With Love, From Cold World by Alicia Thompson

Title: With Love, From Cold World
Author: Alicia Thompson
Publisher: Berkley
Publication date: August 1. 2023
Length: 400 pages
Genre: Contemporary fiction/romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher, via NetGalley
Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

She has a to-do list a mile long and falling for her coworker isn’t on it–yet somehow he’s become her top priority in this romantic comedy from the national bestselling author of Love in the Time of Serial Killers.

Lauren Fox is the bookkeeper for Cold World, a tourist destination that’s always a winter wonderland despite being located in humid Orlando, Florida. Sure, it’s ranked way below any of the trademarked amusement parks and maybe foot traffic could be better. But it’s a fun place to work, even if “fun” isn’t exactly Lauren’s middle name.

Her coworker Asa Williamson, on the other hand, is all about finding ways to enliven his days at Cold World–whether that means organizing the Secret Santa or teasing Lauren. When the owner asks Lauren and Asa to propose something (anything, really) to raise more revenue, their rivalry heats up as they compete to come up with the best idea. But the situation is more dire than they thought, and it might take these polar opposites working together to save the day. If Asa thought Lauren didn’t know how to enjoy herself, he’s surprised by how much he enjoys spending time together. And if Lauren thought Asa wasn’t serious about anything, she’s surprised by how seriously he seems to take her.

As Lauren and Asa work to save their beloved wintery spot, they realize the real attraction might be the heat generating between them.

In With Love, From Cold World, workplace tension between a pair of opposites hides a chemistry that pulls an unlikely couple together. Lauren is the buttoned-up bookkeeper who likes to keep her head down, focus on her spreadsheets, and — just for fun — do her to-do list items in random order. Asa is the free-spirited, blue-haired, tattooed jack-of-all trades who seemingly does a little of everything at Cold World, has no interest in moving up to a management position, and is ardently devoted to hosting Secret Santa exchanges every year.

Asa also seems to take an odd pleasure in teasingly calling Lauren a robot and trying to wind her up, which she SO doesn’t appreciate. And Lauren fears that she’s made a lifelong enemy due to a gaffe at her very first company holiday part, during which she suggested that Secret Santa was ultimately a waste of money (gasp!).

When Lauren and Asa are tasked by Cold World’s owner to come up with ideas for how to reenergize Cold World and increase revenues, they initially focus on competition rather than collaboration, but as circumstances force them together over and over, their enemy status shows signs of thawing and turning into something more.

There’s really a lot to enjoy about With Love, From Cold World. For starters, Cold World itself! The idea of a Florida attraction where visitors get to ice skate and play in the snow (in summer!) really does sound delightful.

Lauren and Asa themselves are both deeper than they initially appear to be. At first glance, they seem to fit very specific romance tropes — she’s the nerdy, uptight woman hiding her inner fire (and who’s much more beautiful than she realizes); he’s the daring, unconstrained artistic sort who believes in taking chances. They unlock something in each other and reveal their true selves…

And yes, that’s true here, but there’s more going on as well. Lauren was raised in the foster care system from a young age, and while she lucked out in having a kinder foster parent than many others she knew, she still grew up without the support or love of a family. She finds security in her orderly life, and is deeply afraid of opening herself up to rejection if she dares to start truly connecting with others.

Asa was kicked out of his family home after a parishioner sent his pastor father a photo of Asa kissing a boy. At age eighteen, Asa was on his own, cut off from family and support, but found a place to belong at Cold World. No wonder he’s still there ten years later — this is a place where he’s found acceptance, feels valued, and has created a found family for himself.

Lauren and Asa are a slow burn, and they constantly get in their own way when it comes to recognizing their connection and pursuing a relationship. Lauren in particular has a hard time communicating, and her difficulty with trust and defensiveness, creating barriers rather than risking being hurt, threatens to sink their relationship before it really has a chance to develop.

I enjoyed seeing each of them work through the obstacles keeping them apart and start to think about how to take the next steps in their own lives, as well as together. The Cold World setting is quite fun (if a little corny), and the dynamic of the larger friend group is really entertaining as well.

With Love, From Cold World is the second novel by Alicia Thompson, following last year’s Love in the Time of Serial Killers. After enjoying both of these books, I’m eager to see what she writes next!