Title: A Pirate’s Life for Tea
Series: Tomes & Tea, #2
Author: Rebecca Thorne
Publisher: Bramble
Publication date: February 23, 2023
Length: 444 pages
Genre: Fantasy
Source: Purchased
Rating:
“You asked for this, Rain. Let’s go capture a pirate.”
While searching for stolen dragon eggs, newly engaged couple Kianthe and Reyna find themselves smack-dab in the middle of a swashbuckling love story.
On one side is Serina, a failed farmer turned river pirate. Her booty? Wheat, grains, and the occasional jar of imported tea leaves. It’s quite the embarrassment to Diarn Arlon, the powerful lord of the Nacean River, and he’ll conscript anyone to bring her to justice. Especially Kianthe, the elemental mage who just crashed his party, and her somewhat-scary fiancée.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables–who happens to be Serina’s childhood friend. Bobbie is determined to capture the pirate before anyone else, but it would be a lot easier if Serina didn’t absolutely loathe her now.
As Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite past time. The dragon eggs may have to wait.
When does cozy cross over into boring? I’m not exactly sure, but A Pirate’s Life for Tea definitely approaches the line.
While I enjoyed the first book in this series, Can’t Spell Treason without Tea, in which a Queensguard (highly skilled swordswoman sworn to protect a terrible Queen) and the Arcandor (a.k.a., the Mage of Ages, the most powerful mage in the land) fall in love and run off together to open a teahouse/bookshop… this second book lacks a lot of the charm, and spends entirely too much time moseying up and down a river.
Here, our heroes Reyna and Kianthe (the Queensguard and Arcandor, respectively) are off on an adventure, trying to chase down missing dragon eggs that they’ve sworn to find and return to the dragons (who otherwise threaten to burn down their newly adopted home town). Following clues that lead to the wealthy lands bordering the Nacean River, they discover a corrupt ruler, a pirate trying to mete out justice single-handedly, and a constable whose duty it is to stop the pirate… but whose heart is standing in the way.
The story follows Serina and Bobbie’s adventures up and down the river onboard various stolen ships, with a motley crew of deckhands and would-be pirates to aid and abet their schemes. Meanwhile, Reyna and Kianthe become involved, realizing that the pirates’ enemy is also the person most likely to have clues to the whereabouts of the missing eggs, if not the eggs themselves
There are plenty of action sequences — ship to ship combat, shipwrecks and raging rapids, exploding magical traps — and yet the storyline itself feels strangely stagnant. The action set-pieces are offset by the cozier elements of the book as a whole, including wine tastings, crocheting, dancing, and plenty of lovey-dovey flirting (as well as Kianthe’s never-ending puns, which are, I admit, kind of cute). The cozy side of things may be sweet, but it has a tendency to grind the action to a halt. The up-and-down pacing makes the whole book feel like a slog after a while.
Beyond that, the main problem for me is that I couldn’t quite bring myself to care about the pirate storyline, and Bobbie and Serina didn’t capture my imagination as a couple. They spend far too much time agonizing over their differences, and while we’re told that they’ve always deep-down loved one another despite their current antagonism, I didn’t feel their chemistry at all.
Reyna and Kianthe are often great together, but their story here feels lacking as well, perhaps because the entire book takes place away from their town and bookshop — which makes the story as a whole feel untethered. A lot of the first book’s charm revolves around seeing them settle into their new chosen home and build a life together; here, they’re off on an adventure, but it’s not nearly as engaging as I expected it to be.
I’ll be honest: I had a hard time staying interested in this book, and even considered walking away. Ultimately, I stuck with it, largely because I own the paperback edition of this book and wanted to see it through.
I’m feeling very ambivalent about continuing with the series… but since I also own #3 (yes, I bought all three on a whim on a bookstore visit earlier in the year), I’m guessing I’ll read it eventually. And honestly, the synopsis for #3 makes it sound like it’ll be an improvement!
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