Admit it. You’re totally going to read the new Twilight book, aren’t you?

You caught the big news this week, right? No, not the coronavirus. Or skyrocketing unemployment rates. Or whether we should all be drinking Lysol. (Answer: No.)

Stephenie Meyer announced on Monday that after years of delay, she’s finally releasing Midnight Sun. Yes, after something like 13 years, we’ll finally have the privilege of finding out what Edward was thinking all those times he watched Bella sleep.

The brief history, for those who don’t know: Midnight Sun retells the events of Twliight, but from Edward Cullen’s point of view. Stephenie Meyer was working on this book ages ago, but after the manuscript was leaked online in 2008, she basically felt that the story was ruined and decided to not go further with the project.

But we’ve never forgotten, have we?

Okay, snark aside, I was as hooked on the story as anyone back in the day when the Twilight books were shiny and new. Maybe not to insane shrieking, crying fan levels — but I owned all the books (um, still do…)

See them hiding back there on my very top shelf? Buffy is there to make sure the sparkly vampires don’t escape.

… and I went to a midnight release event for Breaking Dawn, had a few Twilight-themed t-shirts courtesy of Hot Topic, and engaged in many a heated Team Edward vs Team Jacob debate. (For the record, Team Edward, all the way!)

But years pass, and we get over it, and now I can’t really think about those books without scoffing over the more ridiculous elements, like…

  • Thinking that being a boy’s special brand of heroin is romantic
  • The whole sleep-stalking thing
  • “Vegetarian” vampires. Please
  • The idea that Bella would be safest in her hometown because that’s the last place the murderous vampire who wants to kill her would expect her to go. Because he assumes she’s not a dumb-ass? I mean, there’s literally an entire world of other places to hide. This never made the slightest bit of sense to me.
  • Bella falling down
  • Bella being carried by people all the time
  • Vampire baseball
  • Sparkles

And that’s really just book 1.

Vampire baseball. Sorry, just had to say it again.

So do we need Midnight Sun? I’ll tell you, I’m friends with some really smart and amazing and well-read women who were huge fans of the series and who are over the moon about Midnight Sun being released. Now, do any teens actually still read the Twilight books? No idea. But the people who were hooked way back when? I have a feeling enough will be devouring Midnight Sun to put it squarely on all the bestseller lists. Whether they admit to reading it or not is a different question.

As for me? Well…

I did read the gender-swapped version of Twilight that came out in 2015 (Life and Death — my review is here)… and I didn’t actually hate it. I borrowed it from the library, read it out of curiosity, and was amused. It was fine.

So yeah, I’ll probably read Midnight Sun. Again, out of curiosity mostly. Will it be awful? Maybe. Will Edward’s stalkeriness and Bella’s ridiculousness still make me cringe? Oh, undoubtedly.

But I kind of need it in my life anyway. I’m not sure that I’ll buy it. (But probably yes.) And maybe I’ll just read it ironically (or at least, that’s what I’ll claim.)

Midnight Sun will be released August 4, 2020. Have you pre-ordered your copy yet?

Come on, this is a safe space. You can admit it.

Outlander happiness: Check out the season 4 poster!

Ah. This made my week:

Gorgeous, right?

With just over two months to go until the season 4 premiere on November 4th, it’s time to start getting excited!

And if you haven’t seen it yet, check out the trailer for the new season:

 

November, please get here NOW.