Title: All’s Fair in Love and War
Author: Virginia Heath
Publisher: St. Martin’s Griffin
Publication date: May 28. 2024
Length: 384 pages
Genre: Historical romance
Source: Review copy courtesy of the publisher via NetGalley
Rating:

All’s Fair in Love and War is a cutesy Regency romance with a kinda, sorta enemies-to-lovers vibe going on. The main characters aren’t truly enemies, but they definitely get off on the wrong foot and make terrible impressions on one another.

Harry is an up and coming naval officer run ragged by his duties, working practically around the clock in pursuit of an anticipated promotion (and ultimately, the goal of becoming admiral). When he gets saddled with his young nieces and nephew with no prior warning, he’s in desperate need of help, and is willing to pay any price to get a graduate of Miss Prentice’s School for Girls, reputed to turn out the very best governesses in England.

Who he ends up with is Georgina Rowe, a headstrong protégé of Miss Prentice who, despite years of excellent training, seems incapable of landing a governess job, largely due to her inability to stay quiet and meek when she disagrees or witnesses injustice. Harry’s desperate circumstances are a perfect opportunity for Georgie, and she starts her new job immediately… only to discover that the Captain and she have very different ideas of what constitutes a good learning environment for children.

Harry believes in discipline, serious study, and always following the clock (as evidenced by the two pocket watches he constantly wears). Georgie believes in a more holistic approach to learning, incorporating the children’s interests and getting them out of the classroom and into nature as much as possible. Harry is incensed to see his neatly ordered (dull) classroom transformed into chaos on the very first day of Georgie’s teaching tenure, and it would appear that her employment could be short-lived indeed.

And yet… the children seem to be thriving, and despite their anger and annoyance at one another, Harry and Georgie have both already noticed how very attractive they find one another. Smoldering looks abound, and before long, Harry thinks of Georgie in his more private moments as a siren, whose lure he’s having trouble resisting.

There are some pleasantly diverting scenes of Georgie’s chaotic influence on the household, comedy bits involving the children’s large dog, Harry being horrified by the lack of order, and even some sweeter moments when Harry and Georgie get a chance to recognize how great the other person is, underneath the outer annoying elements.

You can absolutely see where all this is going, but still, it’s fun to get there. Harry and Georgie are each hampered by their upbringings and consequent worldviews, so it takes quite a lot for each to unbend enough to recognize where they’re getting in their own way and what a compromise might look like.

The writing is a bit uneven. A generous view might be that the florid prose is showing the over-the-top thoughts of the characters, rather than just being how these scenes are written. Such as:

After their oddly charged moment on his landing ten days ago, the vixen had infested his mind and inserted herself so deep beneath his dermis that her essence had haunted him ever since.

And…

She was the sort who lured a man willingly onto the treacherous rocks of forever.

I also found some odd phrases here and there that sound much too modern, such as a man explaining that his wife has no boundaries, or a conversation between Harry and Georgie that starts “Well, this is awkward.”

All’s Fair in Love and War is a fun but not especially remarkable read. It’s light entertainment, but I didn’t love the writing style, and found the somewhat explicit sex scenes to be more cringe than steam. Still, it’s a quick book and a nice enough way to pass the time, and upbeat Regency romances in general have a way of boosting my spirits.

I see on Goodreads that this book is listed as first in a new series (Miss Prentice’s Protegees), which I assume will continue by focusing on Georgie’s friends in future books. I’m on the fence about whether I’ll continue, given that the writing didn’t totally suit my tastes. I also have an earlier book by Virginia Heath in my Kindle library (Never Fall for Your Fiancée), so if I do read more by this author, that’s probably where I’d go next. If you’ve read her books and have recommendations, please let me know!